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Annoying little pains

  • 07-01-2010 06:55PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭


    Just took a visit to the dentist and now my cheek is swollen and have a throbbing pain in my gum.
    It is such an irritating pain,because I can't talk without noticing or even comfort eat through it.

    So what do you find the must annoying little pain?

    *And yes I am fully aware there are people with cancer and horrible illnesses out there before someone says you should just get over it*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Standing on an upturned plug.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    aren't you a girl? until you experience getting kicked in the nuts, don't come here complaining about pains.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,104 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Just took a visit to the dentist and now my cheek is swollen and have a throbbing pain in my gum.
    It is such an irritating pain,because I can't talk without noticing or even comfort eat through it.

    So what do you find the must annoying little pain?

    *And yes I am fully aware there are people with cancer and horrible illnesses out there before someone says you should just get over it*

    Even with the * disclaimer you're still in for a very hard time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    genericguy wrote: »
    aren't you a girl? until you get kicked in the nuts, don't come here complaining about pains.
    Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
    *note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Archeron wrote: »
    Standing on an upturned plug.

    alongside ... banging your baby toe off the edge of the door on a midnight trip to the bathroom.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    I used to always hate standing on a lego brick in your bare feet as a child :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Sitting on your balls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
    *note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

    Weird, most women I know squeezed out baby shaped objects ... :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    Falling down the stairs while drunk new years eve...

    Still in pain but nothing broken thankfully


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭Kevin Bacon


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here

    Thats true but men stand the risk of getting kicked in the nuts every minute of the day. Women may never have to give birth.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
    *note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

    yes, but women like babies, so there's a silver lining after that cloud passes. no good can come from a boot in the balls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Toothache is a very annoying pain.

    But no pain is worse than manflu.


  • Posts: 3,598 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    genericguy wrote: »
    yes, but women like babies, so there's a silver lining after that cloud passes. no good can come from a boot in the balls.

    Very true, You can't win O.P
    Getting kicked in the nuts cant compare to anything you have.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    Very true, You can't win O.P
    Getting kicked in the nuts cant compare to anything you have.
    Even though giving birth can last hours and can rip up you bits something fierce?
    I just grossed myself out, thank god for condoms!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
    *note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

    well Ive been constipated before and had my fair share of melons pop out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Even though giving birth can last hours and can rip up you bits something fierce?
    I just grossed myself out, thank god for condoms!

    yeah, even depite that, because you get to enjoy hugging the product of the pain and talk gibberish to it for a couple of years.

    oh, and condoms? benedict says he hates your stinking guts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    genericguy wrote: »
    yeah, even depite that, because you get to enjoy hugging the product of the pain and talk gibberish to it for a couple of years.

    oh, and condoms? benedict says he hates your stinking guts.

    He should see what I do on the sabbath


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    genericguy wrote: »
    yeah, even depite that, because you get to enjoy hugging the product of the pain and talk gibberish to it for a couple of years.
    And anyway they don't really become annoying little pains til they reach puberty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Toothache is a very annoying pain.

    But no pain is worse than manflu.

    happens once a month, if your in a relationship


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Toothache is a very annoying pain.

    But no pain is worse than manflu.

    Agreed.

    Woman can't understand the pain of manflu. It is the male achilles heel.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Had an ingrown toenail removed 2 or 3 years ago. Accidentally kicked a door, square on that toe and no other, 2 days later. It was quite painful.


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,543 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Jedward


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    My cousins. They're all brats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭RoadKillTs


    I've a pain in my head. Had a fight with gravity and lost :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    Getting your finger caught in the door...:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭petethebrick


    The stinging sensation you get in your japs eye whenever you haven't left enough of a time gap between jizzing and pissing....I'd rather a boot in the balls!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    Had an ingrown toenail removed 2 or 3 years ago. Accidentally kicked a door, square on that toe and no other, 2 days later. It was quite painful.

    slid on ice a few days ago and rammed my toes into a steel fence, felt the nails being uplifted, took off my shoes and socks and was surprised not to see any blood! was lucky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭Jev/N


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Until you squeeze a melon shaped object out of your bits don't come complaining here
    *note I have never given birth but as a lady I get to use that old chestnut any time i wish*

    Women are (physically) built for this sort of thing, men, however, are not.

    BTW both sexes can have to pass kidney stones... now that would be painful!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Mods?


    /grabs coat and runs for his life.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the bubbly pains you get in your lower back after a few days on the piss


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