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What age did you lose your virginity?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    *Wink, wink, nudge nudge*
    :p

    My friend has been singing toy boy praises. I must investigate at some stage.


    and the 25 year old 'cloneslad' walks away, head bowed with the stench of rejection pouring from every pore in his body. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    No more older dudes for me though.

    :(

    /sulks off.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    cloneslad wrote: »
    and the 25 year old 'cloneslad' walks away, head bowed with the stench of rejection pouring from every pore in his body. :o
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    :(

    /sulks off.



    I'll always have a soft spot for you lot ;)


    (DONT say anything dirty about that comment!!!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    I'll always have a soft spot for you lot ;)


    (DONT say anything dirty about that comment!!!)

    I only do threesomes with two ladies :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    I'd say your first older man's spot is permanently soft now.


    Couldn't help it.

    If ever you get older than me then call me, or if you want to explain how the rate of ages work to a slow learner from monaghan call me too :confused:


    Oh, and don't tell the missus!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    cloneslad wrote: »
    I'd say your first older man's spot is permanently soft now.!!

    I was gonna do an FYP and change 'Soft' to w** :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Ha!
    No, it's all those pervy older men who like 14 year old girls who no longer run after me now I'm all grown up and old.

    Yeah you two both have girlfriends so no need to be sulking :p:p

    How old is this dude who is wanting to lose his virginity anyway??:confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Ha!
    No, it's all those pervy older men who like 14 year old girls who no longer run after me now I'm all grown up and old.

    Yeah you two both have girlfriends so no need to be sulking :p:p

    How old is this dude who is wanting to lose his virginity anyway??:confused:

    There must be some classy men up round your way.


    He's 16, a bit young if you ask me to be going out to try and lose his virginity. I know when I have kids they will remain virgins even when they have kids. (well not my sons, only my daughters, I'm biased like that).

    On a side note, it's 6:40 am, are you guys getting up or have you not been to bed??

    For me....I haven't been yet, damn unemployment causes insomnia!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I was gonna do an FYP and change 'Soft' to w** :D

    that may have caused me to throw up in my mouth a little...it's okay though, i'm classy, so I swallowed it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    How old is this dude who is wanting to lose his virginity anyway??:confused:

    Brummy's 17 I think, or close to it at least.

    Be legal soon for ya and he's coming to Dublin next year ;)

    OutlawPete fancies himself as a bit of a Cupid :)



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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    cloneslad wrote: »
    There must be some classy men up round your way.


    He's 16, a bit young if you ask me to be going out to try and lose his virginity. I know when I have kids they will remain virgins even when they have kids. (well not my sons, only my daughters, I'm biased like that).

    On a side note, it's 6:40 am, are you guys getting up or have you not been to bed??

    For me....I haven't been yet, damn unemployment causes insomnia!!

    Are we completely taking this thing off topic...or because it's nearly 7 in the morning it doesn't matter!!
    I woke up feeling really unwell, might have been having a bad dream can't remember. Simply can't sleep. I use to be great for falling back asleep even if I had 17 hours of straight sleep.
    Gonna go heat up some leftover pizza :D

    In fairness there are a few nice ones still floating about. Actually plenty, it's Donegal after all :D
    Suppose it depends on the person he is and what he really wants.
    Whoever he finds I'm sure he will want someone who will not regret it few years down the line!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    OutlawPete wrote: »

    OutlawPete fancies himself as a bit of a Cupid :)

    Cloneslad fancies himself. (full stop)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Are we completely taking this thing off topic...or because it's nearly 7 in the morning it doesn't matter!!
    I woke up feeling really unwell, might have been having a bad dream can't remember. Simply can't sleep. I use to be great for falling back asleep even if I had 17 hours of straight sleep.
    Gonna go heat up some leftover pizza :D

    In fairness there are a few nice ones still floating about. Actually plenty, it's Donegal after all :D
    Suppose it depends on the person he is and what he really wants.
    Whoever he finds I'm sure he will want someone who will not regret it few years down the line!

    He's a bloke, he just wants it, I know I don't think about the first girl I was with and think "oh, I wish I had of waited and saved it for my current girlfriend". I'm glad I played the field a bit in college in first and 2nd year cos I started going out with my g.f 5 years ago in 3rd year of college and I don't feel like I am missing out on anything now, I've been there and done it.

    I am not or never was a man whore.......I didn't charge


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Now now!!
    I'll want to see ID.
    Too many 17 year olds in my college some could even be 16.

    Valid ID or hit the road, I aint doing time!
    :cool:


    I'm sure he would be discreet, it's not like he tells the country what he is thinking on a national forum for all to read.

    There is already talk os sending him to amsterdam to sort him out, this could be much cheaper considering he is coming here next year anyway!!

    Do the lad a favour!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Valid ID or hit the road, I aint doing time!
    :cool:

    He'll be getting up for his breakfast soon, maybe you can offer to be his Irish Grind.

    Have you done any grinding? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    I get myself into enough handlings in life without taking a lads virginity!

    Yes and we would never make you, or trick you into doing it...

    ANYWAY...
    well done, you've passed the "I'm not a paedo" test.

    Now to send you your reward we are going to need the following:

    Your phone number
    you address
    three naked photos of yourself*
    a list of your favourite sexual positions
    A set time of when you will be home.

    You can either send them to the following address:
    Brummytom
    his bedroom
    brum
    England

    or you can post all here on this thread



    *only one of the pics gets send to that address the others go to this one:

    Cloneslad
    Clones
    Monaghan
    Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    in all seriousness we compromise.......

    Compromise -- Schmompromise :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Glad I passed the test!
    But how about in all seriousness we compromise.......

    Instead of 3 naked photos-it's 3 photos of me and friends wearing DOING kinky stuff? Sure that would do rightly.


    Fixed that for you ;)

    Send them to my inbox and I will make sure he gets them



    The things I do for you brummys trying to get laid. I better get some appreciation from him for this.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    brummytom wrote: »
    The only reason a girl would even come near me with that stuff is to ask me to put it up

    So? If the mistletoe is between you and her, it's your RIGHT. And if it's in her hand at waist height, you "misinterpreted the rules"...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    The girls from your area obviously don't deserve ya ;)

    Tom & Toni T sitting in a tree,

    K - I - S - S - I - N - G

    :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Woo Hoo!

    Action!

    :cool:


    where the hell are my photos of you and your friends?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Oh sure didn't I get to tell you....my digital camera is broke. If you could post me on a brand new one I will gladly take the photos :D

    Back on topic!
    If you are female and reading this.......hold out until you are at least 16. Trust me!

    Or wait till you're 17 so then you will be legal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    i was 21 and it happened while i was overseas on a working holiday , im not particulary good looking so i can excuse the late start :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Tom & Toni T sitting in a tree,

    K - I - S - S - I - N - G

    :p

    First comes love,
    then comes marriage,
    then comes the baby in the golden carriage!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭segaBOY


    irish_bob wrote: »
    i was 21 and it happened while i was overseas on a working holiday , im not particulary good looking so i can excuse the late start :D

    I lost mine to a public servant-don't hate me for it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Psssstt .. nobody else post in this thread .. let's leave them to it ;)

    /Closes door tight & dims the lights.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    Any of the people who voted Atari Shaguar care to expand upon the reasons for their choice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Lichfield's a very posh place, full of amazingly stuck up bitches. Posh girls are never fit either :pac:
    Indeed , just ask Lord Lichfield :pac:








    corny pun I know

    ,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    ToniTuddle and brummytom, take your flirting elsewhere please.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Oops. Sorry.
    We shall indeed take our talking elsewhere.
    Won't happen again.


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