Worst pain you have ever experienced

TheMilkyPirate

I'm suffering from a toothache at the moment which is akin to someone repeatedly smashing my tooth with a sledgehammer covered with nails or something like that :rolleyes: and i find it helps to read of other peoples pain to try and put mine into perspective

So what's the worst pain you've ever experienced? For me it was gettig the cyst on the back of my neck removed, It was only suppose to take 20 minutes so they only gave me local anaesthetic but it proved more difficult than first thought to remove it so after 45 minutes it began to wear off so i could feel anything and everything they were doing to me including slicing the back of my neck open with a hot blade to make the hole wider and pulling it out of my neck with what i can only describe as a pliers. Ugh.

Anyway it was all in vain as it's back now bigger and hairier (sp?) than ever!

Sulmac

Standing on an upturned plug.

And women: feck off with the "childbirth" thing. Try getting hit in the balls, right lads?

Dartz

Nitromors on bare skin.

Sure you can wash it off. But when you have to run from the shed to the house, unlock the door, nlock the inner door, then run through to the kitchen...

congo_90

The chilli i stupidly bit into raw a few minutes ago. still hurtin
or the time i got a tooth removed after it shattered. once the anestehtic wore off i was buggered till the painkillers kicked in

TechnoPool

Tearing a Pectoral Muscle.

Mr Benevolent

For me it was gettig the cyst on the back of my neck removed, It was only suppose to take 20 minutes so they only gave me local anaesthetic but it proved more difficult than first thought to remove it so after 45 minutes it began to wear off so i could feel anything and everything they were doing to me including slicing the back of my neck open with a hot blade to make the hole wider and pulling it out of my neck with what i can only describe as a pliers. Ugh

Uh, did you tell them about this or were you just sitting there for 25 minutes enjoying the pain? You sound like a masochist to me.

mahamageehad

+1 for standing on the upturned plug!!! Ouch!!!

mikom

Foreskin in the fly, my friend, foreskin in the fly.

Professey Chin

Montain biking crash that buised all my ab muscles,tore a smalled hole in my leg,couple of cuts and I sacked myself on the handlebars in the process.
Oh that sucked

Andy(mike)Lowry

KIDNEY STONES!!

Worst pain off all time, my clueless doc first diagnosed me with a mild kidney infection that morning, it was the night of my parents 25th wedding anniversary, i was in bed under anti-biotics, party happing with all the family downstairs, i went to the jacks . . . woke up after passing out on the floor . . . blood everywhere . . . i wont get into details. needless to say it was an anniversary the folks will never forget!

Ended up the longest day ever in the place where germs are born . . .(Beaumont hospital)

Serafina27

I have stood on an upturned plug, also a rusty nail, caught my hand in a door, split my ear open and broken my foot.... and childbirth still is by far the worst!!

Oh and a put out my back and broke 3 ribs!

Sucker for action lol

JohnCleary

Breaking my spine and being conscious throughout the whole ordeal

TheMilkyPirate

Confab wrote: »

Uh, did you tell them about this or were you just sitting there for 25 minutes enjoying the pain? You sound like a masochist to me.

I did but apparently there was nothing they could do about it since they had already started. I'm no masochist i was only 14 at the time.

Useful.Idiot

Twas when I was four, was overwhelmed with pain though. Fell down a flight of stairs hit the hard kitchen floor with my head and my forehead split open. Very bloody, extremely painful.

Klingon Hamlet

Forehead sliced open (skull visible). Scar = awesome though. B1tch sitting in James' A and E for 7 hours waiting. It would be an even match between the awful queasy pain of holding my head in one piece waiting at 1.30am in the morning, or the awful sharp pain of feeling stitches in my forehead when I forgot to breathe in the morphne.

Duggy747

Smacking one of yer toes / shins off the corner of something, oooh the pain!

Had to go to the dentist for a clean-up. Though I was hard and said no to the syringe (I hate 'em anyways!)...............worst idea in my life!! I could feel her scraping and slicing up my gums. The piercing pain of a tooth would be like ice cubes rammed in-between your tooth and gum. That was just the bottom row.

The 2nd time I cowardly said yes to the syringe, that was painful as fùck but not as bad as last time. Then the dentist said "Right, I'll just give a once over on your bottom teeth" (She didn't give me a syringe for those! :eek:) and the pain started again.

*cries*

EDIT: Actually the only good thing was that she was fit and her tits were resting on the side of my face. But the pain was too much to get a boner

FearDark

Roadrash from my biking days, taking off clothes every day.... shudders.

4leto

An Electric shock when putting in a light bulb, pure unadulterated pain ah but I lived to to talk about it.

whatdoicare

Cutting that bit of skin between the thumb and index finger. :eek:

Seriously, the worst for me was breaking my arm in three places and having to have it all rebroken again as it had healed a little (I was nine and didn't tell anyone I'd broken my arm for like a week in case I missed my birthday). I was unconscious for the breaking part but once that anesthetic wore off it was the worst pain I've ever experienced, much worse than the original break!

mcmoustache

I've experienced most of what's been posted already but nothing compares to having a molar pulled from the lower jaw. Anaesthetic doesn't help and it can go on continuously for over 5 minutes. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.

Do I win?

CyberGhost

Andy(mike)Lowry wrote: »

KIDNEY STONES!!

I second that, sharp, intense pain.

And worst of all there is no position that you can twist into to make it any less painful.

FarmerGreen

Not supposed to give medical advice, so I wont.
I had a similar thing and rang the helpline, they found a local dentist, and told me to take Ibuprofen.
Awake all night.
In the morning I booked myself in and got the stuff from the chemist.
Couple of minutes after taking it -boink- human again, no pain.
Went to dentist thinking antibiotics, nope. Graunch, he could have taken it out with a chisel and no anaesthetic. I wouldnt have minded.
Get it sorted mate.

Useful.Idiot

Klingon Hamlet wrote: »

Forehead sliced open (skull visible). Scar = awesome though. B1tch sitting in James' A and E for 7 hours waiting. It would be an even match between the awful queasy pain of holding my head in one piece waiting at 1.30am in the morning, or the awful sharp pain of feeling stitches in my forehead when I forgot to breathe in the morphne.

wow very similar to my post. I have a scar too, its cool .

Also when I was young I smashed my teeth off the hard patio. Front tooth got broken into like 3 pieces, it wasn't really that sore but the pressure on the tooth was really weird. Had to get that bad boy pulled out too.

FearDark

I forgot to mention that I broke my banjo when I was about 19 on this girl, that was pretty bad at the time.

Professey Chin

JohnCleary wrote: »

Breaking my spine and being conscious throughout the whole ordeal

Winner:eek:

K4t

When it hurt when I urinated. A burning sensation that lasted during the excretion and afterwards, making it impossible for me to walk properly or run without the burning pain in my penis.

dazftw

4leto wrote: »

An Electric shock when putting in a light bulb, pure unadulterated pain ah but I lived to to talk about it.

Got this myself a few years back.. Really felt like I had two assholes for a few hours....

JohnCleary

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Winner:eek:

Where's me prize?

Do I get a better prize for telling ye *how* it happened? :pac:

ham_n_mustard

forklift rolling over my foot, no safety boots
that, or toothache

TheMilkyPirate

JohnCleary wrote: »

Where's me prize?

Do I get a better prize for telling ye *how* it happened? :pac:

Yes. A very big prize

Biggins

mikom wrote: »

Foreskin in the fly, my friend, foreskin in the fly.

Dito. Done it myself (her mother came home early!).
It was like 1000 fires of hell had suddenly lit about my privates!

JohnCleary

baraca wrote: »

Yes. A very big prize

It's actually not all that weird tbh.

Car drove over me. (front drivers wheel drove over my Lumbar spine). Was lucky I wasn't killed. I would have been if i'd been lying face up (car would have just drove through my organs squashing them... would have been some craic cleaning that mess up!)

Duggy747

JohnCleary wrote: »

Breaking my spine and being conscious throughout the whole ordeal

Bah, try living a day with a paper cut on yer finger.

Ya wimp!



Actually that stinging feeling you get once or so in your life when you pee is horrible. Cripples you and ya end up spraying wee all over the walls while screaming in agony!!

Dr. Loon

Pancreatitis. Evil demons in my stomach.

cloneslad

mcmoustache wrote: »

I've experienced most of what's been posted already but nothing compares to having a molar pulled from the lower jaw. Anaesthetic doesn't help and it can go on continuously for over 5 minutes. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.

Do I win?

I just had this done a month ago, I can't say I found it sore, the horrible taste that lasted in my mouth for about 4 days after it was the most annoying part. I ended up buying a minty mouth spray (like a geek uses in u.s sitcoms) so I wouldn't feel so paranoid.

I have broken my arm,
Broken my leg,
Broken my ankle,
broke my front tooth in three places thanks to the back of someones head while playing gaelic,
split my head open (twice),
received the worst dead arm known to man while making a tackle playing rugby (it lasted for over a week),
ligaments damage,
tendon in my knee,
got my appendix and tonsils out,
Countless kicks and flicks in the nuts :eek:
stubbed my toes of doors :mad:

However none of these come anywhere near the pain suffered to my innocence when I had a doctor stick his finger in my ass, a nurse put a laxative up there and then another nurse put a painkiller up there..........all in the one night, when I was a very very innocent 19 year old (WHen the doctor asked me if he could take a look at my back passage I said okay, my dad laughed and left the cubicle...I did not know he was going to look with his middle finger...my dad did, but he thought it would be funnier not to tell me :mad::mad:)

JohnCleary

cloneslad wrote: »

However none of these come anywhere near the pain suffered to my innocence when I had a doctor stick his finger in my ass, a nurse put a laxative up there and then another nurse put a painkiller up there..........all in the one night, when I was a very very innocent 19 year old (WHen the doctor asked me if he could take a look at my back passage I said okay, my dad laughed and left the cubicle...I did not know he was going to look with his middle finger...my dad did, but he thought it would be funnier not to tell me :mad::mad:)

Try being 17 and having hot student nurses (not much older) doing the same thing... I laugh when I look back on it, but at the time

kincsem

Sulmac wrote: »

Standing on an upturned plug.

I did that. The plug big prong went deep into my big toe. It happened during an ESB power cut years ago and I wasn't sure what happened.

Run_to_da_hills

Worst pain experienced was lying on the side of the road with 6 busted ribs after a car smash.

Ardent

dazftw wrote: »

An Electric shock when putting in a light bulb, pure unadulterated pain ah but I lived to to talk about it.

Got this myself a few years back.. Really felt like I had two assholes for a few hours....

Stupid question maybe, but how exactly do you electrocute yourself putting in a lightbulb??

cloneslad

Ardent wrote: »

Stupid question maybe, but how exactly do you electrocute yourself putting in a lightbulb??

using his tongue :P

JohnCleary

Ardent wrote: »

Stupid question maybe, but how exactly do you electrocute yourself putting in a lightbulb??

At a guess... If the switch is left on and his finger somehow managed to touch with the live and negative (or another part of his body earthed) within the holder

ardinn

Kidney stones

Proven to be he worst pain of any infection or virus or irregularity commonly suffered by humans

I had to wait an hour on an ambulance the second time I had them - really would have taken death at the 1/2 hr mark

2 weeks in hospital

And a bloody painfull man sword! - was a large stone so I feel I have experienced giving birth too!

brendansmith

Sulmac wrote: »

Standing on an upturned plug.

And women: feck off with the "childbirth" thing. Try getting hit in the balls, right lads?

RIGHT!

JohnCleary

ardinn wrote: »

Kidney stones

Proven to be he worst pain of any infection or virus or irregularity commonly suffered by humans

I had to wait an hour on an ambulance the second time I had them - really would have taken death at the 1/2 hr mark

2 weeks in hospital

And a bloody painfull man sword! - was a large stone so I feel I have experienced giving birth too!

What's the story there? Do ya have to p1ss t hem out or what?

Gaeldor68

Having a door slammed closed while my big toe was underneath it. My toe was mangled! and it hurt like hell. Then some student doctors were taking a look and the most constructive thing they could say was "Wow , that looks sore!"

Although getting kicked in the balls and then just before you fully recover being kicked again makes you wonder if life is really worth it.

waterdale33

pissing on an electric fence while i was taking short cut when i was drunk it felt i was been kicked by a horse

Run_to_da_hills

waterdale33 wrote: »

pissing on an electric fence while i was taking short cut when i was drunk it felt i was been kicked by a horse

Are you shure it wasn't against this shop front

thatsa spicy

Kidney infections when I was a child...had them every so often for about a year or two. Everytime you go for a piss it's excrutiatingly painful. Id imagine kidney stones are hell though and I really hope I die before I ever get one.

waterdale33

that was very funny

Helix

had an abscess on my gum a few years ago

that was horrendous

markwho

breaking my arm clean in two.
But waits there more. My arm bent inwards and landed on the broken stump, breaking my arm for the second time in the space of a second.
I've had abscesses and a molar which had to be pulled out, and that didnt compare to the broken arm.