Worst pain you have ever experienced

TheMilkyPirate · 02-12-2009 02:27AM #1

I'm suffering from a toothache at the moment which is akin to someone repeatedly smashing my tooth with a sledgehammer covered with nails or something like that :rolleyes: and i find it helps to read of other peoples pain to try and put mine into perspective

So what's the worst pain you've ever experienced? For me it was gettig the cyst on the back of my neck removed, It was only suppose to take 20 minutes so they only gave me local anaesthetic but it proved more difficult than first thought to remove it so after 45 minutes it began to wear off so i could feel anything and everything they were doing to me including slicing the back of my neck open with a hot blade to make the hole wider and pulling it out of my neck with what i can only describe as a pliers. Ugh.

Anyway it was all in vain as it's back now bigger and hairier (sp?) than ever!

Sulmac · 02-12-2009 02:29AM

Standing on an upturned plug.

And women: feck off with the "childbirth" thing. Try getting hit in the balls, right lads?

Dartz · 02-12-2009 02:30AM

Nitromors on bare skin.

Sure you can wash it off. But when you have to run from the shed to the house, unlock the door, nlock the inner door, then run through to the kitchen...

congo_90 · 02-12-2009 02:30AM

The chilli i stupidly bit into raw a few minutes ago. still hurtin
or the time i got a tooth removed after it shattered. once the anestehtic wore off i was buggered till the painkillers kicked in

TechnoPool · 02-12-2009 02:31AM

Tearing a Pectoral Muscle.

Mr Benevolent · 02-12-2009 02:32AM

For me it was gettig the cyst on the back of my neck removed, It was only suppose to take 20 minutes so they only gave me local anaesthetic but it proved more difficult than first thought to remove it so after 45 minutes it began to wear off so i could feel anything and everything they were doing to me including slicing the back of my neck open with a hot blade to make the hole wider and pulling it out of my neck with what i can only describe as a pliers. Ugh

Uh, did you tell them about this or were you just sitting there for 25 minutes enjoying the pain? You sound like a masochist to me.

mahamageehad · 02-12-2009 02:34AM

+1 for standing on the upturned plug!!! Ouch!!!

mikom · 02-12-2009 02:34AM

Foreskin in the fly, my friend, foreskin in the fly.

Professey Chin · 02-12-2009 02:34AM

Montain biking crash that buised all my ab muscles,tore a smalled hole in my leg,couple of cuts and I sacked myself on the handlebars in the process.
Oh that sucked

Andy(mike)Lowry · 02-12-2009 02:35AM

KIDNEY STONES!!

Worst pain off all time, my clueless doc first diagnosed me with a mild kidney infection that morning, it was the night of my parents 25th wedding anniversary, i was in bed under anti-biotics, party happing with all the family downstairs, i went to the jacks . . . woke up after passing out on the floor . . . blood everywhere . . . i wont get into details. needless to say it was an anniversary the folks will never forget!

Ended up the longest day ever in the place where germs are born . . .(Beaumont hospital)

Serafina27 · 02-12-2009 02:35AM

I have stood on an upturned plug, also a rusty nail, caught my hand in a door, split my ear open and broken my foot.... and childbirth still is by far the worst!!

Oh and a put out my back and broke 3 ribs!

Sucker for action lol

JohnCleary · 02-12-2009 02:36AM

Breaking my spine and being conscious throughout the whole ordeal

TheMilkyPirate · 02-12-2009 02:36AM

Confab wrote: »

Uh, did you tell them about this or were you just sitting there for 25 minutes enjoying the pain? You sound like a masochist to me.

I did but apparently there was nothing they could do about it since they had already started. I'm no masochist i was only 14 at the time.

Useful.Idiot · 02-12-2009 02:36AM

Twas when I was four, was overwhelmed with pain though. Fell down a flight of stairs hit the hard kitchen floor with my head and my forehead split open. Very bloody, extremely painful.

Klingon Hamlet · 02-12-2009 02:36AM

Forehead sliced open (skull visible). Scar = awesome though. B1tch sitting in James' A and E for 7 hours waiting. It would be an even match between the awful queasy pain of holding my head in one piece waiting at 1.30am in the morning, or the awful sharp pain of feeling stitches in my forehead when I forgot to breathe in the morphne.

Duggy747 · 02-12-2009 02:39AM

Smacking one of yer toes / shins off the corner of something, oooh the pain!

Had to go to the dentist for a clean-up. Though I was hard and said no to the syringe (I hate 'em anyways!)...............worst idea in my life!! I could feel her scraping and slicing up my gums. The piercing pain of a tooth would be like ice cubes rammed in-between your tooth and gum. That was just the bottom row.

The 2nd time I cowardly said yes to the syringe, that was painful as fùck but not as bad as last time. Then the dentist said "Right, I'll just give a once over on your bottom teeth" (She didn't give me a syringe for those! :eek:) and the pain started again.

*cries*

EDIT: Actually the only good thing was that she was fit and her tits were resting on the side of my face. But the pain was too much to get a boner

FearDark · 02-12-2009 02:40AM

Roadrash from my biking days, taking off clothes every day.... shudders.

4leto · 02-12-2009 02:42AM

An Electric shock when putting in a light bulb, pure unadulterated pain ah but I lived to to talk about it.

whatdoicare · 02-12-2009 02:43AM

Cutting that bit of skin between the thumb and index finger. :eek:

Seriously, the worst for me was breaking my arm in three places and having to have it all rebroken again as it had healed a little (I was nine and didn't tell anyone I'd broken my arm for like a week in case I missed my birthday). I was unconscious for the breaking part but once that anesthetic wore off it was the worst pain I've ever experienced, much worse than the original break!

mcmoustache · 02-12-2009 02:44AM

I've experienced most of what's been posted already but nothing compares to having a molar pulled from the lower jaw. Anaesthetic doesn't help and it can go on continuously for over 5 minutes. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.

Do I win?

CyberGhost · 02-12-2009 02:47AM

Andy(mike)Lowry wrote: »

KIDNEY STONES!!

I second that, sharp, intense pain.

And worst of all there is no position that you can twist into to make it any less painful.

FarmerGreen · 02-12-2009 02:47AM

Not supposed to give medical advice, so I wont.
I had a similar thing and rang the helpline, they found a local dentist, and told me to take Ibuprofen.
Awake all night.
In the morning I booked myself in and got the stuff from the chemist.
Couple of minutes after taking it -boink- human again, no pain.
Went to dentist thinking antibiotics, nope. Graunch, he could have taken it out with a chisel and no anaesthetic. I wouldnt have minded.
Get it sorted mate.

Useful.Idiot · 02-12-2009 02:49AM

Klingon Hamlet wrote: »

Forehead sliced open (skull visible). Scar = awesome though. B1tch sitting in James' A and E for 7 hours waiting. It would be an even match between the awful queasy pain of holding my head in one piece waiting at 1.30am in the morning, or the awful sharp pain of feeling stitches in my forehead when I forgot to breathe in the morphne.

wow very similar to my post. I have a scar too, its cool

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Also when I was young I smashed my teeth off the hard patio. Front tooth got broken into like 3 pieces, it wasn't really that sore but the pressure on the tooth was really weird. Had to get that bad boy pulled out too.

FearDark · 02-12-2009 02:49AM

I forgot to mention that I broke my banjo when I was about 19 on this girl, that was pretty bad at the time.

Professey Chin · 02-12-2009 02:50AM

JohnCleary wrote: »

Breaking my spine and being conscious throughout the whole ordeal

Winner:eek:

K4t · 02-12-2009 02:50AM

When it hurt when I urinated. A burning sensation that lasted during the excretion and afterwards, making it impossible for me to walk properly or run without the burning pain in my penis.

dazftw · 02-12-2009 02:50AM

4leto wrote: »

An Electric shock when putting in a light bulb, pure unadulterated pain ah but I lived to to talk about it.

Got this myself a few years back.. Really felt like I had two assholes for a few hours....

JohnCleary · 02-12-2009 02:52AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Winner:eek:

Where's me prize?

Do I get a better prize for telling ye *how* it happened? :pac:

ham_n_mustard · 02-12-2009 02:52AM

forklift rolling over my foot, no safety boots
that, or toothache

TheMilkyPirate · 02-12-2009 02:54AM

JohnCleary wrote: »

Where's me prize?

Do I get a better prize for telling ye *how* it happened? :pac:

Yes. A very big prize

Biggins · 02-12-2009 02:54AM

mikom wrote: »

Foreskin in the fly, my friend, foreskin in the fly.

Dito. Done it myself (her mother came home early!).
It was like 1000 fires of hell had suddenly lit about my privates!

Worst pain you have ever experienced

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