How wrong is it to find your cousin hot?

Chris Fudge

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

giggsy664

Ahem...

Pictures are require for a matter such as the aforementioned cousin problem

**Timbuk2**

Not wrong|

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dresden8

Apparently second cousins are a bigger risk.

I could easily be wrong there though.

As they say, pics of GTFO.

Edit: "Not blood related, only by law". Bang the hole offa her.

Crann na Beatha

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pebbles21

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

Does she live on the same site as you?

If she does then its fine!;)

dr.bollocko

Low postcount poster posts a topic on AH about wanting to bang their cousin.
Poster is
A) a liar.
a troll.
C) likely to be funny for at least ten posts.
D) all of the above.
Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

4zn76tysfajdxp

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

Is it soiled because it has "Slayer" written on it?

brummytom

Seriously? I'd say it depends how close you are to her.


If you grew up very close, like brother and sister then it's weird.
If you scarcely see them and have never been that close, it's not as weird IMO

Chris Fudge

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Low postcount poster posts a topic on AH about wanting to bang their cousin.
Poster is
A) a liar.
a troll.
C) likely to be funny for at least ten posts.
D) all of the above.
Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

F) Only just joined and decided to make a thread.

dr.bollocko

brummytom wrote: »

Seriously? I'd say it depends how close you are to her.


If you grew up very close, like brother and sister then it's weird.
If you scarcely see them and have never been that close, it's not as weird IMO

AKA the you can't bang her if you've ever shared a bath with her as an infant rule.

Karoma

Chris Fudge wrote: »

F) Only just joined and decided to make a thread.

Nothing makes friends like incest.

itsallaboutheL

Chris Fudge wrote: »

. Were not blood related, only by law.

She's just a random chick so

InkSlinger67

Chris Fudge wrote: »

...I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know

You can't just go into that mild Jeremy Kyle kind of desciption. This is AH! We require more concise descriptions of the you'know to maintain thread interest!

disappointing!

TheZohanS

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

Hello and welcome to After Hours, Personal Issues section.

Tell us more, help us help you....Facebook link?

dlofnep

How is she not blood related? How does that work?

Ride the arse off her.

itsallaboutheL

Chris Fudge wrote: »

I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard.

Hey man if it's hard then you would be doing yourself an injustice by not burying into her!

Gummy Panda

FFS...

PICS OR GTFO!

You want help, we want pics.

johndaman66

I remember somebody telling me some time back that for first cousins to get together is not a very good idea at all. For second cousins it would be grand but third cousins getting together makes for very very unhealthy and ugly looking babies. I'm sure your not intending to make babies with your cousin though OP? Would imagine also that third cousins would be in a competely different age bracket for the most part.

Biggins

If your cousin is Jordan - ITS VERY WRONG!

RUN AWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nervous Wreck

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Low postcount poster posts a topic on AH about wanting to bang their cousin.
Poster is
A) a liar.
a troll.
C) likely to be funny for at least ten posts.
D) all of the above.
Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

Chris Fudge wrote: »

F) Only just joined and decided to make a thread.

The fúck happened to E)?

Ferris_Bueller

Sorry could just be missing something totally obvious, but how can you have a cousin who isnt blood related to you? Is a cousin not your aunties son/daughter?

marko91

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

i find my cousin hot too...god if i posted some pics up their would be stiffys all over boards:pac:

AlmightyCushion

Move to shelbyville and then marry that attractive cousin.

MrStuffins

marko91 wrote: »

i find my cousin hot too...god if i posted some pics up their would be stiffys all over boards:pac:

Prove it!

The_Minister

Apparently it used to be ok, and no-one considered it wrong, but considering the ease of transport in our current society, I don't think anyone would be forced to marry their cousins.

Takk

I hate lazy trolls. Why can't they make an effort to get involved with the threads they start? Boo-urns.

johndaman66

The_Minister wrote: »

Apparently it used to be ok, and no-one considered it wrong, but considering the ease of transport in our current society, I don't think anyone would be forced to marry their cousins.

What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

Buceph

Does anyone actually understand how all this cousins business works when it goes beyond first cousins. They're pretty easy to get, but second cousins and beyond I haven't a clue. Then you start bringing in cousins who are removed from you and suddenly I have a cousin whose an astronaut.

Gulliver

johndaman66 wrote: »

What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

He means it's easier to get out of your locality and get the roide from someone who's not actually related to you.

If the OP did go for it, I'd love to see how broaching the subject would go.
"Hey cuz, fancy a go on my man-meat?"

Victor

dresden8 wrote: »

Apparently second cousins are a bigger risk.

johndaman66 wrote: »

I remember somebody telling me some time back that for first cousins to get together is not a very good idea at all. For second cousins it would be grand but third cousins getting together makes for very very unhealthy and ugly looking babies. I'm sure your not intending to make babies with your cousin though OP? Would imagine also that third cousins would be in a competely different age bracket for the most part.

WRONG

Second generations of close relationship sex are bigger risks.

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

The fúck happened to E)?

E) The cousin is actually hot and he wants to ride it.

G) The cousin isn't actually hot, but he thinks otherwise and he wants to ride it.

dresden8

Victor wrote: »

WRONG

Second generations of close relationship sex are bigger risks.

Whoa, keep it down there. I did admit I could be wrong in the first place.

And as it turns out they're not blood related so hole banging is "wholly" safe.

The_Minister

johndaman66 wrote: »

What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

There was a time when someone in a country village was stuck in that village.

Now they can head into one of the cities and meet more people - bigger possible mating pool.

TheZohanS

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

The fúck happened to E)?

That was the '90s man...

pyramuid man

very

johndaman66

Gulliver wrote: »

He means it's easier to get out of your locality and get the roide from someone who's not actually related to you.

Transport would have being far from fantastic here in the 40's/50's/60's yet I don't know of any of the older generation of neighbours in the locality who married their cousins all the same;)

jumpguy

Hold on, cousin by law? Hell yeah....just keep the cousin thing to yereselves...

marko91

MrStuffins wrote: »

Prove it!

haha i would but im afraid she is on boards or someone she knows is and will see:eek:

opinion guy

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

How is someone your cousin but not by law? Come on troll...er I mean Op.... explain please.

Anyhow...this is Ireland, we're pretty much all cousins at some level or another

WeeBushy

marko91 wrote: »

haha i would but im afraid she is on boards or someone she knows is and will see:eek:

How awkward would it be if she was on boards and figured out who you are...

Frank Spencer

I know a couple who are second cousins and are married. At the time time they had to get permission from the Arch Bishop to get hitched. They have 3 sons who wouldn't be the most normal of chaps but in fairness who is?!

marko91

WeeBushy wrote: »

How awkward would it be if she was on boards and figured out who you are...

i know:eek:i think ill log off boards for a few days:pac:

AlmightyCushion

WeeBushy wrote: »

How awkward would it be if she was on boards and figured out who you are...

Sexy awkward!!

dresden8

I've only ever found a cousin on mafia wars.

I would, I'm sure she wouldn't.

WeeBushy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Sexy awkward!!

Giggidy giggidy

Duggy747

I'd say fùck her, and raise some perfectly abnormal kids.

Honestly though, I think a study was released recently that apparently confirmed banging your cousing (or 2nd cousin I think) would have no harm in relation to kids as we're technically just far away enough in genes.

We all know studies are questionable but..................goddamn "hey cuz, get out of my family photo and onto my cock!"

Actually: http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/inbreeding.jpg

dimejinky99

To the OP,
we in Ireland are all (yes all) frighteningly close in terms of relations and genetics etc. Our gene pool is extreeemly shallow and limited. Not close enough to be all weirdly good looking like the mormons but enough that we're safely **** at physical activities such as sport, and mental accuities like government. And you can get frisky without havin babbies....give her a drunk txt there and sort it out.
All the best.

K-Ren

I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

kowloon

Has anyone even discussed reciprocation? This is a non-runner, nothing to see here, move along.

Chris Fudge

Thanks to the some who helped. I'm gonna go have meh some fun ;D

Chris Fudge

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'd say fùck her, and raise some perfectly abnormal kids.

Honestly though, I think a study was released recently that apparently confirmed banging your cousing (or 2nd cousin I think) would have no harm in relation to kids as we're technically just far away enough in genes.

We all know studies are questionable but..................goddamn "hey cuz, get out of my family photo and onto my cock!"

Actually: http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/inbreeding.jpg

But thats blood cousins.. I'm not related to her tbh. Only by law. Only known her since 3 months. I like her.