How wrong is it to find your cousin hot?

Chris Fudge · 28-11-2009 11:40PM #1

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

giggsy664 · 28-11-2009 11:41PM

Ahem...

Pictures are require for a matter such as the aforementioned cousin problem

**Timbuk2** · 28-11-2009 11:41PM

Not wrong|

X

|Wrong

dresden8 · 28-11-2009 11:42PM

Apparently second cousins are a bigger risk.

I could easily be wrong there though.

As they say, pics of GTFO.

Edit: "Not blood related, only by law". Bang the hole offa her.

Crann na Beatha · 28-11-2009 11:42PM

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pebbles21 · 28-11-2009 11:43PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

Does she live on the same site as you?

If she does then its fine!;)

dr.bollocko · 28-11-2009 11:44PM

Low postcount poster posts a topic on AH about wanting to bang their cousin.
Poster is
A) a liar.

a troll.
C) likely to be funny for at least ten posts.
D) all of the above.
Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 28-11-2009 11:45PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

Is it soiled because it has "Slayer" written on it?

brummytom · 28-11-2009 11:45PM

Seriously? I'd say it depends how close you are to her.

If you grew up very close, like brother and sister then it's weird.
If you scarcely see them and have never been that close, it's not as weird IMO

Chris Fudge · 28-11-2009 11:45PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Low postcount poster posts a topic on AH about wanting to bang their cousin.
Poster is
A) a liar.
a troll.
C) likely to be funny for at least ten posts.
D) all of the above.
Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

F) Only just joined and decided to make a thread.

dr.bollocko · 28-11-2009 11:47PM

brummytom wrote: »

Seriously? I'd say it depends how close you are to her.

If you grew up very close, like brother and sister then it's weird.
If you scarcely see them and have never been that close, it's not as weird IMO

AKA the you can't bang her if you've ever shared a bath with her as an infant rule.

Karoma · 28-11-2009 11:48PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

F) Only just joined and decided to make a thread.

Nothing makes friends like incest.

itsallaboutheL · 28-11-2009 11:48PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

. Were not blood related, only by law.

She's just a random chick so

InkSlinger67 · 28-11-2009 11:51PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

...I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know

You can't just go into that mild Jeremy Kyle kind of desciption. This is AH! We require more concise descriptions of the you'know to maintain thread interest!

disappointing!

TheZohanS · 28-11-2009 11:51PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

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dlofnep · 28-11-2009 11:53PM

How is she not blood related? How does that work?

Ride the arse off her.

itsallaboutheL · 28-11-2009 11:55PM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard.

Hey man if it's hard then you would be doing yourself an injustice by not burying into her!

Gummy Panda · 28-11-2009 11:59PM

FFS...

PICS OR GTFO!

You want help, we want pics.

johndaman66 · 29-11-2009 12:04AM

I remember somebody telling me some time back that for first cousins to get together is not a very good idea at all. For second cousins it would be grand but third cousins getting together makes for very very unhealthy and ugly looking babies. I'm sure your not intending to make babies with your cousin though OP? Would imagine also that third cousins would be in a competely different age bracket for the most part.

Biggins · 29-11-2009 12:06AM

If your cousin is Jordan - ITS VERY WRONG!

RUN AWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nervous Wreck · 29-11-2009 12:08AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Low postcount poster posts a topic on AH about wanting to bang their cousin.
Poster is
A) a liar.
a troll.
C) likely to be funny for at least ten posts.
D) all of the above.
Winner gets a slightly soiled slayer tee-shirt.

Chris Fudge wrote: »

F) Only just joined and decided to make a thread.

The fúck happened to E)?

Ferris_Bueller · 29-11-2009 12:11AM

Sorry could just be missing something totally obvious, but how can you have a cousin who isnt blood related to you? Is a cousin not your aunties son/daughter?

marko91 · 29-11-2009 12:13AM

Chris Fudge wrote: »

So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

i find my cousin hot too...god if i posted some pics up their would be stiffys all over boards:pac:

AlmightyCushion · 29-11-2009 12:14AM

Move to shelbyville and then marry that attractive cousin.

MrStuffins · 29-11-2009 12:14AM

marko91 wrote: »

i find my cousin hot too...god if i posted some pics up their would be stiffys all over boards:pac:

Prove it!

The_Minister · 29-11-2009 12:22AM

Apparently it used to be ok, and no-one considered it wrong, but considering the ease of transport in our current society, I don't think anyone would be forced to marry their cousins.

Takk · 29-11-2009 12:26AM

I hate lazy trolls. Why can't they make an effort to get involved with the threads they start? Boo-urns.

johndaman66 · 29-11-2009 12:28AM

The_Minister wrote: »

Apparently it used to be ok, and no-one considered it wrong, but considering the ease of transport in our current society, I don't think anyone would be forced to marry their cousins.

What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

Buceph · 29-11-2009 12:31AM

Does anyone actually understand how all this cousins business works when it goes beyond first cousins. They're pretty easy to get, but second cousins and beyond I haven't a clue. Then you start bringing in cousins who are removed from you and suddenly I have a cousin whose an astronaut.

Gulliver · 29-11-2009 12:43AM

johndaman66 wrote: »

What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

He means it's easier to get out of your locality and get the roide from someone who's not actually related to you.

If the OP did go for it, I'd love to see how broaching the subject would go.
"Hey cuz, fancy a go on my man-meat?"

Victor · 29-11-2009 12:46AM

dresden8 wrote: »

Apparently second cousins are a bigger risk.

johndaman66 wrote: »

I remember somebody telling me some time back that for first cousins to get together is not a very good idea at all. For second cousins it would be grand but third cousins getting together makes for very very unhealthy and ugly looking babies. I'm sure your not intending to make babies with your cousin though OP? Would imagine also that third cousins would be in a competely different age bracket for the most part.

WRONG

Second generations of close relationship sex are bigger risks.

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

The fúck happened to E)?

E) The cousin is actually hot and he wants to ride it.

G) The cousin isn't actually hot, but he thinks otherwise and he wants to ride it.

How wrong is it to find your cousin hot?

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