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How wrong is it to find your cousin hot?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,291 ✭✭✭dresden8


    Victor wrote: »
    WRONG

    Second generations of close relationship sex are bigger risks.

    Whoa, keep it down there. I did admit I could be wrong in the first place.

    And as it turns out they're not blood related so hole banging is "wholly" safe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    What has more cars and busses on the road got to do with it? (Genuine question, maybe its me being slow but not trying to be smart or anything)

    There was a time when someone in a country village was stuck in that village.

    Now they can head into one of the cities and meet more people - bigger possible mating pool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    The fúck happened to E)?

    That was the '90s man...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭pyramuid man


    very


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    Gulliver wrote: »
    He means it's easier to get out of your locality and get the roide from someone who's not actually related to you.

    Transport would have being far from fantastic here in the 40's/50's/60's yet I don't know of any of the older generation of neighbours in the locality who married their cousins all the same;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Hold on, cousin by law? Hell yeah....just keep the cousin thing to yereselves...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭marko91


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Prove it!


    haha i would but im afraid she is on boards or someone she knows is and will see:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    So this has been bugging me for a while. I find my cousin really attractive, like to the point where I wish she was not my cousin so I could hook up with her. I know it sounds wrong, but she has a nice bod, and huge you'know.
    I'm conflicted. I know it's wrong, and I wanna not find her hot anymore, but it's hard. Were not blood related, only by law.

    How is someone your cousin but not by law? Come on troll...er I mean Op.... explain please.

    Anyhow...this is Ireland, we're pretty much all cousins at some level or another


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    marko91 wrote: »
    haha i would but im afraid she is on boards or someone she knows is and will see:eek:

    How awkward would it be if she was on boards and figured out who you are...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Frank Spencer


    I know a couple who are second cousins and are married. At the time time they had to get permission from the Arch Bishop to get hitched. They have 3 sons who wouldn't be the most normal of chaps but in fairness who is?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭marko91


    WeeBushy wrote: »
    How awkward would it be if she was on boards and figured out who you are...


    i know:eek:i think ill log off boards for a few days:pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    WeeBushy wrote: »
    How awkward would it be if she was on boards and figured out who you are...
    Sexy awkward!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,291 ✭✭✭dresden8


    I've only ever found a cousin on mafia wars.

    I would, I'm sure she wouldn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭WeeBushy


    Sexy awkward!!

    Giggidy giggidy :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I'd say fùck her, and raise some perfectly abnormal kids.

    Honestly though, I think a study was released recently that apparently confirmed banging your cousing (or 2nd cousin I think) would have no harm in relation to kids as we're technically just far away enough in genes.

    We all know studies are questionable but..................goddamn "hey cuz, get out of my family photo and onto my cock!"

    Actually: http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/inbreeding.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 495 ✭✭dimejinky99


    To the OP,
    we in Ireland are all (yes all) frighteningly close in terms of relations and genetics etc. Our gene pool is extreeemly shallow and limited. Not close enough to be all weirdly good looking like the mormons but enough that we're safely **** at physical activities such as sport, and mental accuities like government. And you can get frisky without havin babbies....give her a drunk txt there and sort it out.
    All the best.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Has anyone even discussed reciprocation? This is a non-runner, nothing to see here, move along. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 Chris Fudge


    Thanks to the some who helped. I'm gonna go have meh some fun ;D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 Chris Fudge


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I'd say fùck her, and raise some perfectly abnormal kids.

    Honestly though, I think a study was released recently that apparently confirmed banging your cousing (or 2nd cousin I think) would have no harm in relation to kids as we're technically just far away enough in genes.

    We all know studies are questionable but..................goddamn "hey cuz, get out of my family photo and onto my cock!"

    Actually: http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/inbreeding.jpg


    But thats blood cousins.. I'm not related to her tbh. Only by law. Only known her since 3 months. I like her.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    But thats blood cousins..

    What other kind of cousins are there ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    What other kind of cousins are there ?

    A step child or someone who was adopted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    What other kind of cousins are there ?

    Ugly cousins.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    A step child or someone who was adopted.

    step- child - that would make them step-cousins not cousins, right ?
    adopted i guess yeah would be ur cousin.

    but hey - why stop at cousins:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/03/22/lottery-winner-george-wass-married-to-his-sister-alice-115875-20358647/

    hell why even stop at siblings, these two came from the same zygote:

    http://kevindicks.newsvine.com/_news/2008/01/12/1221309-man-marries-twin-sister


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,952 ✭✭✭Morzadec


    To the OP,
    we in Ireland are all (yes all) frighteningly close in terms of relations and genetics etc. Our gene pool is extreeemly shallow and limited. Not close enough to be all weirdly good looking like the mormons but enough that we're safely **** at physical activities such as sport, and mental accuities like government. And you can get frisky without havin babbies....give her a drunk txt there and sort it out.
    All the best.

    Wow what an unbelievably incorrect post.

    I'm Irish and my parents are both form different countries not from Ireland. Does this make me frighteningly close in terms of relation? :confused: I don't think we're all 'frighteningly close' in terms of relations in Ireland at all. Speak for your inbred self.

    As for the second point:

    We are a country of around 4.5 million people (less than 10% of Britain or France to contextualise this) that:

    - would be easily good enough to compete in the soccer (our 2nd sport in the country) World Cup (and arguably should be there). Arguably of a standard that would reach the top 16 in the world.

    - has a rugby team that has gone unbeaten the whole of 2009 playing against the world's best, and are the best rugby team in the whole of Europe (our 3rd sport).

    - is the best at GAA in the world (ok lame point cos we have no one that we're up against except for the Aussies in the International rules if that counts, but still relevant considering that Gaelic games are the most popular in the country and reduces our already miniscule population pool for more widely recognised sports.)

    - Golf: I know very little about this sport but isn't Padraig Harrington considered one of the best (if not the best) in Europe?

    Yes we're really ****e at sport aren't we :rolleyes:

    As for government, well meh, I would blame the voters more than anyone at this stage if they're not going to make an informed descision.

    Sorry OT form the OP's strange question but just had to respond to such an idiotic post...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Morzadec wrote: »
    Speak for your inbred self.

    Banned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    AKA the you can't bang her if you've ever shared a bath with her as an infant rule.
    This is a rule?...........................oh dear............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    The fúck happened to E)?

    The gardai found all 16,000 of them in Dublin yesterday.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    if you're worried about how it'll go, pm me her number and i'll have a cut off her myself. and i'll report back here. she may not be worth the effort. does she swallow? you should know these things by 3 months...


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