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dr.bollocko to go bollocko for Santa Strike Force

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    #482
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    No arrest?

    No crying?

    No traumitised children?


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    #483
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    jumpguy wrote: »
    No arrest?

    No crying?

    No traumitised children?
    no replies... me thinks hes in jail


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    #484
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Mad_Max wrote: »
    A major scam but what they done with the proceeds is worse.

    They gave it to kids.

    Disgusting.

    Soooo.

    Let me get this straight... Dr Bollocko is getting naked for the kids?


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    #485
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,891 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Jumpy wrote: »
    Soooo.

    Let me get this straight... Dr Bollocko is getting naked for the kids?
    Past tense required, I think

    Dirty Deed Done (Dirt Cheap):)


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    #486
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    benwavner wrote: »
    I hope its better than Terry's one......looked photoshopped when closely inspected.:rolleyes:

    Not that id ever get me cock out for Boards.ie


    You want to see another mans penis?


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    #487
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    jumpguy wrote: »
    No arrest?

    No crying?

    No traumitised children?

    Your thinking of my video .. the movie is always better :)


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    #488
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Abigayle wrote: »
    You want to see another mans penis?

    Dr. Bollocko's a man?............:eek:


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    #489
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    Dr. Bollocko's a man?............:eek:

    I must admit, it was looking dodgey there for a while... :pac:


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    #490
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,891 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    What do you say to someone who's done this sort of thing?

    "Congratulations" doesn't sound right

    "Well done sir" perhaps?

    or maybe

    "Hope everything's alright(/intact)"


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    #491
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Beasty wrote: »
    What do you say to someone who's done this sort of thing?

    "Congratulations" doesn't sound right

    "Well done sir" perhaps?

    or maybe

    "Hope everything's alright(/intact)"

    "Don't worry, it was just the cold" :pac:


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    #492
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Methinks extensive photo-shopping (elongation mostly) is the reason for the delay


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    #493
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    Dr. Bollocko's a man?............:eek:

    Well if he as female it would be Nurse Bollocko wouldn't it:D


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    #494
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Methinks extensive photo-shopping (elongation mostly) is the reason for the delay
    of him? trying to prove hes over 4 foot tall? :pac:


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    #495
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Chilly night in Galway tonight...
    Hehehe.


    It's been nearly 12 hours...he pic can't need THAT much tweaking.

    Come on Dr B, we want nakedness!


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    #496
    cornbb
    Registered Users Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭cornbb


    I hear he had to use a wide-angle lens just to capture the girth.


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    #497
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,427 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    cornbb wrote: »
    I hear he had to use a wide-angle lens just to capture the girth.

    I heard he needed the canon 5x magnification lenses


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    #498
    phasers
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    I heard he hired a male model to pose as him and he's now frantically shopping his face onto his body


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    #499
    CreepingDeath
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    Beasty wrote: »
    What do you say to someone who's done this sort of thing?

    "Do you plead guilty or not guilty ?"


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    #500
    IvySlayer
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    I heard he needed several pictures to fit it all in ;)

    Uploading times are ridiculous on photobucket :P


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    #501
    Saibh
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    Beasty wrote: »
    What do you say to someone who's done this sort of thing?

    "Congratulations" doesn't sound right

    "Well done sir" perhaps?

    or maybe

    "Hope everything's alright(/intact)"
    It wasn't me judge, honest!


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    #502
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    phasers wrote: »
    I heard he hired a male model to pose as him and he's now frantically shopping his schlong onto his body

    Better :D


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    #503
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Did he do it yet?
    I'm not arsed going back through all those pages.


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    #504
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote: »
    Did he do it yet?
    I'm not arsed going back through all those pages.

    He implied that he did but we have not seen any evidence!


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    #505
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,705 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Terry wrote: »
    Did he do it yet?
    I'm not arsed going back through all those pages.
    I do believe he has his mickey out as we speak :P


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    #506
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Terry wrote: »
    Did he do it yet?
    I'm not arsed going back through all those pages.

    He has but he hasn't posted the picture yet.


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    #507
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,705 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Maria Square Eyeliner wrote: »
    He has but he hasn't posted the picture yet.
    Why not? :P


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    #508
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Why not? :P

    He hasn't paid the stunt cock yet.


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    #509
    El_Dangeroso
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    Chill guys, the good doctor was up all night and working all day so is having some much needed rest at the moment.

    Patience people.. patience.:)


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    #510
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    Why not? :P

    I think he's having trouble attaching it to his post, he PM'd me after the photo was taken telling me that he "couldn't get it up." :confused:


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    #511
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,705 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Maria Square Eyeliner wrote: »
    I think he's having trouble attaching it to his post, he PM'd me after the photo was taken telling me that he "couldn't get it up."
    Extremely shite joke I'm afraid.







    :)


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