Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

caseyann · 31-10-2009 6:19pm

Here where i live we have a group who go around patroling making sure no drinkers hangin round near the kids or the houses.

ottostreet · 31-10-2009 6:22pm

yay! the citizen is back!

Ruu_Old · 31-10-2009 6:25pm

The world is safe....BUT..for HOW LONG!? Salute, TC!

Ulysses Gaze · 31-10-2009 6:33pm

Anytime I read The Citizen's threads I think of this scene from Taxi Driver

NSFW (for language purposes)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvg3PkI-PU

Davidius · 31-10-2009 6:34pm

Is there a chance of a Justice League type scenario occuring in the future The Citizen? I know your guy is supposed to be Batman-esque but would it not be deadly if you teamed up with somebody who had superpowers whilst also managing to show the potential strength in an unpowered human being?

hopalong85 · 31-10-2009 6:41pm

I salute you, the citizen!

31-10-2009 6:43pm

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

ego much?

The Citizen · 31-10-2009 7:04pm

104494431 wrote: »

ego much?

FAIL much?

:mad:

minidazzler · 31-10-2009 7:05pm

The Citizen wrote: »

FAIL much?

:mad:

You are the failure Citizen, failing to protect the innocent and uphold the righteous.

Pacing Mule · 31-10-2009 7:11pm

The Citizen at 6.00pm wrote: »

FAIL much?

:mad:

Shouldn't you be out there now watching and protecting

And before you post a predictable I'm posting from my mobile - I know you're not !

major bill · 31-10-2009 7:14pm

:pac:

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

good man il be there too only a lil tipsy il be in the camoflage gi jo gear;)

im the daddy now next time il fcuking kill you

:pac:

FlutterinBantam · 31-10-2009 7:20pm

Jaysus... I rest more easily now that the doyen of law and order, the supreme sheriff, the big kahuna ,the czar of the streets has promised to protect us.

Hail The Citizen, you ball of angry shíte.

RESPECT!!!!:eek:

My name is URL · 31-10-2009 7:24pm

Pressing F5 won't stop the scum, get out there and crack some heads

Ulysses Gaze · 31-10-2009 7:26pm

Jaysus... I rest more easily now that the doyen of law and order, the supreme sheriff, the big kahuna ,the czar of the streets has promised to protect us.

Hail The Citizen, you ball of angry shíte.

The Citizen...the anti-Keyser Soze.

He'll become a myth, a spook story that scum tell their kids at night. "Cause any hassle and The Citizen will get you."

sam34 · 31-10-2009 7:28pm

mikom wrote: »

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

i'm a liam neeson fan too

Jumpy · 31-10-2009 7:43pm

mikom wrote: »

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_Wu36wIEM

Neamhshuntasach · 31-10-2009 8:12pm

That_Guy wrote: »

Commonly found in Dublin, Many have tons of kids before the age of 20 (4)

Oh you buy Hello magazine too. The crosswords are great in it.

Nodin · 31-10-2009 8:25pm

The Citizen wrote: »

Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

I'm not wearing any pants typing this, and you can't stop me.

FlutterinBantam · 31-10-2009 8:48pm

Ode to the Citizen.

. off the top.

**********************************
The city lights were darkened
The kids were on the street
All happy, joyfull, redfaced
All set for trick or treat
****************************
The scum were getting ready
To unload their night of fear
The hoodies, scobies,junkies
They came from far and near
************************
The kids approached the darkened house
With thoughts of sweets and chocs
When suddenly the door went in
In a shower of fucking rocks
***************************************
The Citizen rose from his chair
Surveyed the scene in haste
With fiery eyes and righteous zeal
He started to lay waste.
***********************
A steel toed boot into the plums
A fist across the chin
A sweeping brush jammed up the hole
The Citizen would win
*************************************
They skulk away like beaten rats
The kids all shout "Hurray"
We love The Citizenthey exclaim
You saved our fúcking day
******************************
So scummers, junks and hoodies
If you think the streets are youre's
The Citizenwill send you back
Where you came from-to the sewers.
*********************************
FB

Will · 31-10-2009 9:14pm

Keep livin the dream the citizen

sceptre · 31-10-2009 9:19pm

The word "scum" is being used far too much lately.

And no, there aren't any extra "scum" or "scumbags" lately before one of the scum-using wags steps up.

b28 · 31-10-2009 9:27pm

if they don't cause trouble, leave them off!!

Risteard · 31-10-2009 9:35pm

I've read about the Citizen on boards. Some references here and there, but this is the first time I've seen a post from him.

I am not disappointed.:D

Ross_Mahon · 31-10-2009 9:38pm

Not to fear, The Citizen is here!

zuutroy · 01-11-2009 12:16am

Wonder how he's getting on?!

thee glitz · 01-11-2009 1:00am

The Citizen wrote: »

an automatic remotely controlled bulldozer

so which is it? (go batman

)

gurramok · 01-11-2009 1:26am

zuutroy wrote: »

Wonder how he's getting on?!

Well i was out and about earlier, gardai are everywhere in town so unless The Citizen is in the burbs kicking scums ass, he won't have much to do in the city core itself!

Terry · 01-11-2009 11:37am

sceptre wrote: »

The word "scum" is being used far too much lately.

And no, there aren't any extra "scum" or "scumbags" lately before one of the scum-using wags steps up.

Ahh, sure everyone is scum these days.
Builders, bankers, Gardaí, accountants, traffic wardens, newspaper owners, newspapers readers, newspaper columnists (They're not journalists. Opinion pieces do not count as journalism. They're like bloggers. They're Ploggers. Logging their own bull**** opinions in papers), the French (I've no idea why. I quite like the French myself), me, people who watch daytime tv, people who appear on daytime tv, people who win the lotto, people from the Northside of Dublin, people from the Southside of Dublin, people from West Dublin, people who don't live in Dublin, people who smoke JPB, people who smoke B&H, non-smokers, people who drink Dutch gold, people who drink Erdinger, people who fart, people who use public transport, drivers, Conor the butcher and his awesome chicken wings, People who live in glass houses (nobody lives in a glass house. That a redundant analogy), people who make redundant analogies, students, the unemployed, public sector employees, private sector employees, I could go on all day.
Basically whoever isn't the person sitting at their computer and complaining about someone else is complete and utter scum. So sayeth AH.
I hear collecting pokemon is fun.

Kev_ps3 · 01-11-2009 11:40am

We should call scum by their proper title - criminals.

Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

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