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Halloween: a word of warning...to the SCUM!!!

The Citizen

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

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KeithM89_old

Zombie Halloween Thread.

Heh.

Son Of A Vidic

Elessar wrote: »

Scum cant use computers silly

They only 'handle' them in a different sort of way.

thefinalstage

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

Will you make them fear the night?

Pacing Mule

darkman2 wrote: »

Another Halloween coming. Whatever happened to The Citizen? We all felt safer when he was around. The fear was in the eyes of the scum.

Dublin without The Citizen on Halloween is like Gotham without Batman.

2010 passed you by ?

darkman2

Another Halloween coming. Whatever happened to The Citizen? We all felt safer when he was around. The fear was in the eyes of the scum.

Dublin without The Citizen on Halloween is like Gotham without Batman.

4zn76tysfajdxp

sceptre wrote: »

Even James Bond Junior managed to chase S.C.U.M. around the world with at least limited success.

While he rescues the girl!

sceptre

I hear lots of talk from The Citizen about justice being served but from what I hear, criminals still roam the streets and that pair of tone-deaf twins are still attempting to sing on that TV show.

Is The Citizen all talk and little action?

Even James Bond Junior managed to chase S.C.U.M. around the world with at least limited success.

Will

Hopefully he survived the night. Tune in next time to find out, same bat--shít-crazy-time, same bat--shít-crazy-channel

oppenheimer1

I'm not afraid of The Citizen since he stopped using underline tbh.

jif

he'll be the guy who looks like this then.

Nick: We're the same, you and me. We're the same, don't you see?
Bill Foster: We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick a$$hole.
Nick: Just what kind of vigilante are you?
Bill Foster: I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.

gurramok

The Citizen should have an official honour!!

DFB(Dub) had 300 calls compared 800 last yr on Halloween, now this lower incidence can be contributed to a certain hero, who else? ;P

Pollythene Pam

Citizen.
Can you do something about those poxy Xpose presenters.
They need to be stopped.
Think of the children, for Christ's sake won't someone think of the children.
I believe in you Citizen......

big b

Hurrah! The Citizen has returned.

In other news....

caseyann wrote: »

Here where i live we have a group who go around patroling making sure no drinkers hangin round near the kids or the houses.

sounds lovely.

citizen_p

lol i can remembeer talking to 2 gards watching a bonfire at 2 am......they didnt say much....we just sat talking to themn for half an hour

but they didnt confiscate alchol....

btw... i didnt have fireworks, or build the bonfire....im more of a halloween tourist

Nodin

Terry wrote: »

I hear collecting pokemon is fun.

Is it easier to follow than Bakugon Battle Brawlers?

Hard Larry

The Citizen wrote: »

Not long now, the sun will set and nightfall will be upon us...

While many of you prepare your costumes and trick or treats, I prepare for battle and combat. This is the busiest day of the year for the Fire Brigade, Emergency Services and the cops. They will have their hands full dealing with various incidents throughout the country. If you are reading this scumbags, consider it a warning. This is the night I have been preparing for. This is the night that the skills I recently acquired in the North Pole and the deserts of Africa, will be tested. This is the night that justice will be served. This is the night that the city can sleep in peace. Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

:mad:

MOAR!

We demanded an After Action Report!

Kev_ps3

We should call scum by their proper title - criminals.

Terry

sceptre wrote: »

The word "scum" is being used far too much lately.

And no, there aren't any extra "scum" or "scumbags" lately before one of the scum-using wags steps up.

Ahh, sure everyone is scum these days.
Builders, bankers, Gardaí, accountants, traffic wardens, newspaper owners, newspapers readers, newspaper columnists (They're not journalists. Opinion pieces do not count as journalism. They're like bloggers. They're Ploggers. Logging their own bull**** opinions in papers), the French (I've no idea why. I quite like the French myself), me, people who watch daytime tv, people who appear on daytime tv, people who win the lotto, people from the Northside of Dublin, people from the Southside of Dublin, people from West Dublin, people who don't live in Dublin, people who smoke JPB, people who smoke B&H, non-smokers, people who drink Dutch gold, people who drink Erdinger, people who fart, people who use public transport, drivers, Conor the butcher and his awesome chicken wings, People who live in glass houses (nobody lives in a glass house. That a redundant analogy), people who make redundant analogies, students, the unemployed, public sector employees, private sector employees, I could go on all day.
Basically whoever isn't the person sitting at their computer and complaining about someone else is complete and utter scum. So sayeth AH.
I hear collecting pokemon is fun.

gurramok

zuutroy wrote: »

Wonder how he's getting on?!

Well i was out and about earlier, gardai are everywhere in town so unless The Citizen is in the burbs kicking scums ass, he won't have much to do in the city core itself!

thee glitz

The Citizen wrote: »

an automatic remotely controlled bulldozer

so which is it? (go batman

)

zuutroy

Wonder how he's getting on?!

Ross_Mahon

Not to fear, The Citizen is here!

Risteard

I've read about the Citizen on boards. Some references here and there, but this is the first time I've seen a post from him.

I am not disappointed.:D

b28

if they don't cause trouble, leave them off!!

sceptre

The word "scum" is being used far too much lately.

And no, there aren't any extra "scum" or "scumbags" lately before one of the scum-using wags steps up.

Will

Keep livin the dream the citizen

FlutterinBantam

Ode to the Citizen.

. off the top.

**********************************
The city lights were darkened
The kids were on the street
All happy, joyfull, redfaced
All set for trick or treat
****************************
The scum were getting ready
To unload their night of fear
The hoodies, scobies,junkies
They came from far and near
************************
The kids approached the darkened house
With thoughts of sweets and chocs
When suddenly the door went in
In a shower of fucking rocks
***************************************
The Citizen rose from his chair
Surveyed the scene in haste
With fiery eyes and righteous zeal
He started to lay waste.
***********************
A steel toed boot into the plums
A fist across the chin
A sweeping brush jammed up the hole
The Citizen would win
*************************************
They skulk away like beaten rats
The kids all shout "Hurray"
We love The Citizenthey exclaim
You saved our fúcking day
******************************
So scummers, junks and hoodies
If you think the streets are youre's
The Citizenwill send you back
Where you came from-to the sewers.
*********************************
FB

Nodin

The Citizen wrote: »

Scumbags, I will be patrolling the streets of the city, keeping a watchful eye over the people. Justice will be served.

I'm not wearing any pants typing this, and you can't stop me.

Neamhshuntasach

That_Guy wrote: »

Commonly found in Dublin, Many have tons of kids before the age of 20 (4)

Oh you buy Hello magazine too. The crosswords are great in it.

Jumpy

mikom wrote: »

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my scumbags go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y_Wu36wIEM