Fun Ways of getting even with people

star.chaser

Have a person on my floor in work that seems to enjoy piising people off.
Got her work email address from the address book and signed her up to a few email newsletter subscription lists. Currently, shes receiving as few hundred emails a week (which aren't picked up by the spam filter!) and i plan to increase this over the next few weeks until she has to get IT to give her a new email. Then, i'll start again!
Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

feylya

Laxative chocolates.

mikom

Kick them in the face.

Vain

Put an add in the buyandsell with the persons number for something for free like a car that will get plenty of calls.

Kintarō Hattori

Call The Citizen and tell him she's a scumbag.

petes

Yep. Buy and Sell. Put number in and tell them you have bags of turf for sale at €2 a pop.

cosmic

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

o1s1n

Vain wrote: »

Put an add in the buyandsell with the persons for something for free like a car that will get plenty of calls.

I know someone who did that offering a free ice cream van. Just before the summer.

Lots and lots of phone calls :pac:

IvyTheTerrible

cosmic wrote: »

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

The OP isn't your boss is she? :pac:

genericguy

kill her parents, grind them up, then invite her to taste your 'shepherd's pie' next time you're at lunch together.

Smart Bug

1. A steaming pile of poo
2. Pie dish
3. Scrumptous flake pastry top
4. ???
5. Poo-licious revenge.

Sasquashie

star.chaser wrote: »

Have a person on my floor in work that seems to enjoy piising people off.
Got her work email address from the address book and signed her up to a few email newsletter subscription lists. Currently, shes receiving as few hundred emails a week (which aren't picked up by the spam filter!) and i plan to increase this over the next few weeks until she has to get IT to give her a new email. Then, i'll start again!
Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

You do realise that some people might see you as an arsehole colleague? I'm not saying you are though, I've worked with some dicks over the years.

cosmic

genericguy wrote: »

kill her parents, grind them up, then invite her to taste your 'shepherd's pie' next time you're at lunch together.

In front of their favourite band

kumate_champ07

hire a garda uniform, u can get them as props for films/student films. get a friend to dress up in it. have him arrive at work with 'bad news'

shaner

Can you not get a victimless crime? What did IT do to you to deserve more work?

Personally, I've gotten this before: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/ (The annoying beep-a-tron) and put it under someone's desk to mess with them. The highpitched squeal setting is best...

Kintarō Hattori

genericguy wrote: »

kill her parents, grind them up, then invite her to taste your 'shepherd's pie' next time you're at lunch together.

Hello Eric.

star.chaser

Sasquashie wrote: »

You do realise that some people might see you as an arsehole colleague? I'm not saying you are though, I've worked with some dicks over the years.

Shes been working here over 10 years, thinks she owns the place. overweight, middled aged wind bag (and thick as shiit). likes to flex her muscles so to speak and assert herself as some kind of leader. intimidates and annoys anyone that doesn't lick her arse or support her. she knows i don't like her and gives me a hard time sometimes. thing is she pisses so many people off that she doesn't have a clue whos behind the emails. thats the best part.

HashSlinging

I wrote a batch file script that ejected their PC CD tray and played a cow mooing at the same time. The script was timed to run at 9:30 every monday - friday.

It lasted about 6 months.

Zzippy

Go down the market and buy a small flatfish. Tape it somewhere really hard to find, in the vicinity of her desk*. Wait 3 days. She will go mad looking for the source of the foul smell. Every time you go near her office wrinkle your nose and look at her in disgust.



*Only works if she has her own office, in a shared office obviously you'll suffer too.

Wazdakka

Cling film over the toilet bowel.

Nailbite solution around the rim of there mug.

Or if your feeling espically evil
Imac in there Shampoo

FlutterinBantam

star.chaser wrote: »

Shes been working here over 10 years, thinks she owns the place. overweight, middled aged wind bag (and thick as shiit). likes to flex her muscles so to speak and assert herself as some kind of leader. intimidates and annoys anyone that doesn't lick her arse or support her. she knows i don't like her and gives me a hard time sometimes. thing is she pisses so many people off that she doesn't have a clue whos behind the emails. thats the best part.

Would she take a length up the star?

Ruu_Old

Burn down her house, it'll be hilarious!

DarkJager

Go to their house while they're out and thread some prawns into the curtain seams. Will slowly drive the occupants insane.....

Longboard

Had this done to my car on the last day of work (see pic attached).
Got the guy back by putting posters of naked guys on the passanger side of his car. Not nice if you use the fast lane of the M50 in rush hour.

krudler

When she's away from her desk, rightclick on her desktop, make a new folder called PORN!, then hit print screen, delete the folder, go into paint, import the printed screen and make it her desktop background, watch as she frantically tries to delete the non existant folder

DarkJager

krudler wrote: »

When she's away from her desk, rightclick on her desktop, make a new folder called PORN!, then hit print screen, delete the folder, go into paint, import the printed screen and make it her desktop background, watch as she frantically tries to delete the non existant folder

Go into services as well and turn off explorer - adds frantic clicking of a non existant start button to the mix;)

Wazdakka

HashSlinging wrote: »

I wrote a batch file script that ejected their PC CD tray and played a cow mooing at the same time. The script was timed to run at 9:30 every monday - friday.

It lasted about 6 months.

I may have use for this
Any chance of uploading it and posting a link if you still have it?

TheZohanS

krudler wrote: »

When she's away from her desk, rightclick on her desktop, make a new folder called PORN!, then hit print screen, delete the folder, go into paint, import the printed screen and make it her desktop background, watch as she frantically tries to delete the non existant folder

Brilliant!

Joey the lips

cosmic wrote: »

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

Thats why she is a bitch. Guaranteeed if you say you had a bust up you will be friends for life. Women.... Figures!

Knifey Spoony

All i'm gonna say is: stink palm her!

Cheeky monkey

http://www.flickr.com/photos/vinesugar/sets/72157594432152707/

It may require some overtime but it'd be worth it

Blazer

cosmic wrote: »

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

That's just evil....pretending to be nice and friendly but behind it all taking her life apart one bit at a time..you do know she's gonna kill herself by the time you finish with her?:D

Neamhshuntasach

I recieved a letter the other day in a bright colored envelope with stuff about dildo's all over it. I imagine a mate sent it which was a waste since i don't live at home. I suppose that would work well on someone who still lives with their parents. They'd probably never twig it as a joke and just throw the letter away in an act of catholic shyness forever thinking their son likes rubber things up his hole.

Type revenge envelopes in google and you'll find sites.

mega man

let the air out of her front tyre and when she sees the flat tyre she will go to the trunk of the car. then you emerge from the bushes witha monkey wrench in your hand and then WHAM! put her in the boot of her own car aand leave the seen. The smell from the boot in a couple of days will be hilarious

partyguinness

In college, we got great kicks out of planting books on homesexuality in our mates bag.

When he left, the alarm would go off and his bag would get searched by security....:D

orourkeda

Make them watch two and a half men

kumate_champ07

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I recieved a letter the other day in a bright colored envelope with stuff about dildo's all over it. I imagine a mate sent it which was a waste since i don't live at home. I suppose that would work well on someone who still lives with their parents. They'd probably never twig it as a joke and just throw the letter away in an act of catholic shyness forever thinking their son likes rubber things up his hole.

Type revenge envelopes in google and you'll find sites.

which dildo did you decide on getting?

hullaballoo

This only works on people who don't know a whole lot about computers but go to their PC and press Alt Gr + down arrow.

Hells Belle

hullaballoo wrote: »

This only works on people who don't know a whole lot about computers but go to their PC and press Alt Gr + down arrow.

I am sooo tempted to try that, will my pc explode?

Wazdakka

Hells Belle wrote: »

I am sooo tempted to try that, will my pc explode?

Yes

ejmaztec

Pretend to be her and ask some Jehovah's Witnesses to call and discuss God.

Hells Belle

Wazdakka wrote: »

Yes

I have just proved my non geekness, am I banned from AH now? :mad:

(what does it do btw) I'm not trying it I don't own this 'puter contraption, that might turn it into some decepticon thing and attack me, although I could do with a bit of entertainment being Friday an all.

Hells Belle

ok I did it.....I'm going to do that to everyones pc when they go out to the loo or somat, thanks geeks!

welcomeinjam

Go to her desk when she's not there and just pour a bottle of water in one of her drawers that have a few documents etc in it. Simple and effective

BaconZombie

This will also piss off your Local BOFH, which will cause you alot of pain in the future......

star.chaser wrote: »

Have a person on my floor in work that seems to enjoy piising people off.
Got her work email address from the address book and signed her up to a few email newsletter subscription lists. Currently, shes receiving as few hundred emails a week (which aren't picked up by the spam filter!) and i plan to increase this over the next few weeks until she has to get IT to give her a new email. Then, i'll start again!
Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

Wazdakka

BOFH_139 wrote: »

This will also piss off your Local BOFH, which will cause you alot of pain in the future......

OOOOOOoooooohhhh
Sore spot there me thinks :P

dotzy

haha south park much

Mr. Presentable

Oooh, give her a Hitler

Or arrange open sauce sachets, gently opened and facing front, between the porcelain and seat of the toilet, so the contents squirt into her pants when she sits down.

cosmic

Berkut wrote: »

That's just evil....pretending to be nice and friendly but behind it all taking her life apart one bit at a time..you do know she's gonna kill herself by the time you finish with her?:D

She started it...!

renraw

Find out where they live and super glue their locks

*giggles*

Vain wrote: »

Put an add in the buyandsell with the persons number for something for free like a car that will get plenty of calls.

Personal ad, vivid description. You get the point:)