Fun Ways of getting even with people

Blazer · 18-09-2009 02:34PM

cosmic wrote: »

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

That's just evil....pretending to be nice and friendly but behind it all taking her life apart one bit at a time..you do know she's gonna kill herself by the time you finish with her?:D

Neamhshuntasach · 18-09-2009 02:39PM

I recieved a letter the other day in a bright colored envelope with stuff about dildo's all over it. I imagine a mate sent it which was a waste since i don't live at home. I suppose that would work well on someone who still lives with their parents. They'd probably never twig it as a joke and just throw the letter away in an act of catholic shyness forever thinking their son likes rubber things up his hole.

Type revenge envelopes in google and you'll find sites.

mega man · 18-09-2009 02:43PM

let the air out of her front tyre and when she sees the flat tyre she will go to the trunk of the car. then you emerge from the bushes witha monkey wrench in your hand and then WHAM! put her in the boot of her own car aand leave the seen. The smell from the boot in a couple of days will be hilarious

partyguinness · 18-09-2009 02:44PM

In college, we got great kicks out of planting books on homesexuality in our mates bag.

When he left, the alarm would go off and his bag would get searched by security....:D

orourkeda · 18-09-2009 02:54PM

Make them watch two and a half men

kumate_champ07 · 18-09-2009 02:55PM

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

I recieved a letter the other day in a bright colored envelope with stuff about dildo's all over it. I imagine a mate sent it which was a waste since i don't live at home. I suppose that would work well on someone who still lives with their parents. They'd probably never twig it as a joke and just throw the letter away in an act of catholic shyness forever thinking their son likes rubber things up his hole.

Type revenge envelopes in google and you'll find sites.

which dildo did you decide on getting?

hullaballoo · 18-09-2009 02:58PM

This only works on people who don't know a whole lot about computers but go to their PC and press Alt Gr + down arrow.

Hells Belle · 18-09-2009 03:06PM

hullaballoo wrote: »

This only works on people who don't know a whole lot about computers but go to their PC and press Alt Gr + down arrow.

I am sooo tempted to try that, will my pc explode?

Wazdakka · 18-09-2009 03:09PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

I am sooo tempted to try that, will my pc explode?

Yes

ejmaztec · 18-09-2009 03:10PM

Pretend to be her and ask some Jehovah's Witnesses to call and discuss God.

Hells Belle · 18-09-2009 03:19PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

Yes

I have just proved my non geekness, am I banned from AH now? :mad:

(what does it do btw) I'm not trying it I don't own this 'puter contraption, that might turn it into some decepticon thing and attack me, although I could do with a bit of entertainment being Friday an all.

Hells Belle · 18-09-2009 03:21PM

ok I did it.....I'm going to do that to everyones pc when they go out to the loo or somat, thanks geeks!

welcomeinjam · 18-09-2009 03:23PM

Go to her desk when she's not there and just pour a bottle of water in one of her drawers that have a few documents etc in it. Simple and effective

BaconZombie · 18-09-2009 03:28PM

This will also piss off your Local BOFH, which will cause you alot of pain in the future......

star.chaser wrote: »

Have a person on my floor in work that seems to enjoy piising people off.
Got her work email address from the address book and signed her up to a few email newsletter subscription lists. Currently, shes receiving as few hundred emails a week (which aren't picked up by the spam filter!) and i plan to increase this over the next few weeks until she has to get IT to give her a new email. Then, i'll start again!
Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

Wazdakka · 18-09-2009 03:31PM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

This will also piss off your Local BOFH, which will cause you alot of pain in the future......

OOOOOOoooooohhhh
Sore spot there me thinks :P

dotzy · 18-09-2009 03:36PM

haha south park much

Mr. Presentable · 18-09-2009 03:43PM

Oooh, give her a Hitler

Or arrange open sauce sachets, gently opened and facing front, between the porcelain and seat of the toilet, so the contents squirt into her pants when she sits down.

cosmic · 18-09-2009 03:56PM

Berkut wrote: »

That's just evil....pretending to be nice and friendly but behind it all taking her life apart one bit at a time..you do know she's gonna kill herself by the time you finish with her?:D

She started it...!

renraw · 18-09-2009 04:00PM

Find out where they live and super glue their locks

*giggles* · 18-09-2009 05:11PM

Vain wrote: »

Put an add in the buyandsell with the persons number for something for free like a car that will get plenty of calls.

Personal ad, vivid description. You get the point:)

FlutterinBantam · 18-09-2009 05:19PM

nipplenuts wrote: »

Oooh, give her a Hitler

Or arrange open sauce sachets, gently opened and facing front, between the porcelain and seat of the toilet, so the contents squirt into her pants when she sits down.

:eek:

Noooice one 'nuts

:D

af_thefragile · 18-09-2009 05:21PM

TP their house...

starflake · 18-09-2009 05:22PM

Do a poo and push it through their letter box

ART6 · 18-09-2009 05:29PM

Years ago in my seagoing career we had an electrician officer who was a real pain in the ass. In those days we had to do daily analyses of boiler water, and one of the chemicals used was a potent laxitive. We slipped some into his tea and plugged the lock on his cabin door with loo paper dosed with glue. We fixed a note on his door saying "Let thy crimes thy punishment befit. Though great the strain thou shalt not sh*t"

The author of the rhyme was made Poet Laureate in the UK on the basis of that I believe:D

Neamhshuntasach · 18-09-2009 05:31PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

which dildo did you decide on getting?

The biggest. Did you even have to ask? Tut.

partyguinness · 18-09-2009 05:32PM

Steal their passport.

I used to leave with this Aussie and he was the biggest gob****e I ever met. I had to move out because of him.

I knew he was travelling back to Aus for a few weeks and basically leaving the day after I moved out.

So in one last act of revenge I swiped his passport from his bedside locker and burnt it...:D

I never saw the guy again so no idea how that went for him...

It was either that or **** in his bed.

I do get the occassional pangs of guilt for stooping to his level but it never lasts long.

bigdogbarking · 18-09-2009 05:39PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

...Or if your feeling espically evil
Imac in there Shampoo

Yeah one of my favourites, had a sneaky f**k in our shower block stealing showergel, if you left it behind then returned 5 mins later to retrieve it, he'd have snatched it up!!!! as soon as you turned your back it was gone, until he stole the wrong showergel. so funny.....for everyone else

rainbowdrop · 18-09-2009 09:35PM

Cheeky monkey wrote: »

http://www.flickr.com/photos/vinesugar/sets/72157594432152707/

It may require some overtime but it'd be worth it

If only I had a job, THAT'S exactly what I'd do......:D

PhysiologyRocks · 18-09-2009 10:18PM

One word - Tickle!

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 18-09-2009 11:01PM

star.chaser wrote: »

Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

When you're lying in bed, just before you go to sleep, start thinking about how angry they make you, endlessly re-play your interactions with them and come up with a list of things you regret not saying to them... stew like this for a few hours while tossing and turning vigorously.

Fun Ways of getting even with people

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