Fun Ways of getting even with people

star.chaser · 18-09-2009 12:05PM #1

Have a person on my floor in work that seems to enjoy piising people off.
Got her work email address from the address book and signed her up to a few email newsletter subscription lists. Currently, shes receiving as few hundred emails a week (which aren't picked up by the spam filter!) and i plan to increase this over the next few weeks until she has to get IT to give her a new email. Then, i'll start again!
Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

feylya · 18-09-2009 12:07PM

Laxative chocolates.

mikom · 18-09-2009 12:08PM

Kick them in the face.

Vain · 18-09-2009 12:08PM

Put an add in the buyandsell with the persons number for something for free like a car that will get plenty of calls.

Kintarō Hattori · 18-09-2009 12:16PM

Call The Citizen and tell him she's a scumbag.

petes · 18-09-2009 12:17PM

Yep. Buy and Sell. Put number in and tell them you have bags of turf for sale at €2 a pop.

cosmic · 18-09-2009 12:18PM

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

o1s1n · 18-09-2009 12:18PM

Vain wrote: »

Put an add in the buyandsell with the persons for something for free like a car that will get plenty of calls.

I know someone who did that offering a free ice cream van. Just before the summer.

Lots and lots of phone calls :pac:

IvyTheTerrible · 18-09-2009 12:24PM

cosmic wrote: »

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

The OP isn't your boss is she? :pac:

genericguy · 18-09-2009 12:34PM

kill her parents, grind them up, then invite her to taste your 'shepherd's pie' next time you're at lunch together.

Smart Bug · 18-09-2009 12:37PM

1. A steaming pile of poo
2. Pie dish
3. Scrumptous flake pastry top
4. ???
5. Poo-licious revenge.

Sasquashie · 18-09-2009 12:40PM

star.chaser wrote: »

Have a person on my floor in work that seems to enjoy piising people off.
Got her work email address from the address book and signed her up to a few email newsletter subscription lists. Currently, shes receiving as few hundred emails a week (which aren't picked up by the spam filter!) and i plan to increase this over the next few weeks until she has to get IT to give her a new email. Then, i'll start again!
Anyone else have any good ways of getting even with arsehoole coleagues?

You do realise that some people might see you as an arsehole colleague? I'm not saying you are though, I've worked with some dicks over the years.

cosmic · 18-09-2009 12:42PM

genericguy wrote: »

kill her parents, grind them up, then invite her to taste your 'shepherd's pie' next time you're at lunch together.

In front of their favourite band

kumate_champ07 · 18-09-2009 12:48PM

hire a garda uniform, u can get them as props for films/student films. get a friend to dress up in it. have him arrive at work with 'bad news' :'(

shaner · 18-09-2009 12:56PM

Can you not get a victimless crime? What did IT do to you to deserve more work?

Personally, I've gotten this before: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/ (The annoying beep-a-tron) and put it under someone's desk to mess with them. The highpitched squeal setting is best...

Kintarō Hattori · 18-09-2009 01:07PM

genericguy wrote: »

kill her parents, grind them up, then invite her to taste your 'shepherd's pie' next time you're at lunch together.

Hello Eric.

star.chaser · 18-09-2009 01:16PM

Sasquashie wrote: »

You do realise that some people might see you as an arsehole colleague? I'm not saying you are though, I've worked with some dicks over the years.

Shes been working here over 10 years, thinks she owns the place. overweight, middled aged wind bag (and thick as shiit). likes to flex her muscles so to speak and assert herself as some kind of leader. intimidates and annoys anyone that doesn't lick her arse or support her. she knows i don't like her and gives me a hard time sometimes. thing is she pisses so many people off that she doesn't have a clue whos behind the emails.

thats the best part.

HashSlinging · 18-09-2009 01:25PM

I wrote a batch file script that ejected their PC CD tray and played a cow mooing at the same time. The script was timed to run at 9:30 every monday - friday.

It lasted about 6 months.

Zzippy · 18-09-2009 01:30PM

Go down the market and buy a small flatfish. Tape it somewhere really hard to find, in the vicinity of her desk*. Wait 3 days. She will go mad looking for the source of the foul smell. Every time you go near her office wrinkle your nose and look at her in disgust.

*Only works if she has her own office, in a shared office obviously you'll suffer too.

Wazdakka · 18-09-2009 01:55PM

Cling film over the toilet bowel.

Nailbite solution around the rim of there mug.

Or if your feeling espically evil
Imac in there Shampoo

FlutterinBantam · 18-09-2009 01:58PM

star.chaser wrote: »

Shes been working here over 10 years, thinks she owns the place. overweight, middled aged wind bag (and thick as shiit). likes to flex her muscles so to speak and assert herself as some kind of leader. intimidates and annoys anyone that doesn't lick her arse or support her. she knows i don't like her and gives me a hard time sometimes. thing is she pisses so many people off that she doesn't have a clue whos behind the emails. thats the best part.

Would she take a length up the star?

Ruu_Old · 18-09-2009 02:00PM

Burn down her house, it'll be hilarious!

DarkJager · 18-09-2009 02:03PM

Go to their house while they're out and thread some prawns into the curtain seams. Will slowly drive the occupants insane.....

Longboard · 18-09-2009 02:05PM

Had this done to my car on the last day of work (see pic attached).
Got the guy back by putting posters of naked guys on the passanger side of his car. Not nice if you use the fast lane of the M50 in rush hour.

krudler · 18-09-2009 02:22PM

When she's away from her desk, rightclick on her desktop, make a new folder called PORN!, then hit print screen, delete the folder, go into paint, import the printed screen and make it her desktop background, watch as she frantically tries to delete the non existant folder

DarkJager · 18-09-2009 02:26PM

krudler wrote: »

When she's away from her desk, rightclick on her desktop, make a new folder called PORN!, then hit print screen, delete the folder, go into paint, import the printed screen and make it her desktop background, watch as she frantically tries to delete the non existant folder

Go into services as well and turn off explorer - adds frantic clicking of a non existant start button to the mix;)

Wazdakka · 18-09-2009 02:28PM

HashSlinging wrote: »

I wrote a batch file script that ejected their PC CD tray and played a cow mooing at the same time. The script was timed to run at 9:30 every monday - friday.

It lasted about 6 months.

I may have use for this

Any chance of uploading it and posting a link if you still have it?

TheZohanS · 18-09-2009 02:28PM

krudler wrote: »

When she's away from her desk, rightclick on her desktop, make a new folder called PORN!, then hit print screen, delete the folder, go into paint, import the printed screen and make it her desktop background, watch as she frantically tries to delete the non existant folder

Brilliant!

Joey the lips · 18-09-2009 02:29PM

cosmic wrote: »

My boss is a b*tch like I've never met before in my life, she's so f*cking nasty - basically a bully. She's in her mid-late 30s, lonely and desperate for love (is she mean because she's alone? or alone because she's mean? who cares!) I like to discuss with her how happy me and my OH are together and go on and on about how great our life together is. It's nothing major but I know it really gets to her. Yeah, in your face b*tch :mad:

Thats why she is a bitch. Guaranteeed if you say you had a bust up you will be friends for life. Women.... Figures!

Knifey Spoony · 18-09-2009 02:32PM

All i'm gonna say is: stink palm her!

Cheeky monkey · 18-09-2009 02:33PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/vinesugar/sets/72157594432152707/

It may require some overtime but it'd be worth it

Fun Ways of getting even with people

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