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Longest non sexy time?

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    #62
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Four months so far, another eight to go.

    NTM


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    #63
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Manic Moran wrote: »
    Four months so far, another eight to go.

    NTM

    You hope. :pac:


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    #64
    premierstone
    Registered Users Posts: 7,706 ✭✭✭premierstone


    Almost a year one time, the advantages are I can now lift almost 4 times my body weight with one hand ;)


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    #65
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    It's been almost a year. Constant hand shandy. They call me the claw.


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    #66
    mickos
    Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭mickos


    More than a year without sex, you are officially a virgin again. FACT!


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    #67
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    mickos wrote: »
    More than a year without sex, you are officially a virgin again. FACT!
    Bollocks.I cant argue with facts :(


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    #68
    Neamhshuntasach
    Registered Users Posts: 2,168 ✭✭✭Neamhshuntasach


    This thread title was misleading.

    But anyways my longest non sexy time was last night. Put in 4 hours work and end up in bed. But none of this sexy time carry on. She wanted to cuddle. Cuddle for 7 hours! Care bears don't even want that shít.


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    #69
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    You hope. :pac:

    I am confident in my abilities, and by that stage, should be well motivated.

    NTM


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    #70
    narwog81
    Registered Users Posts: 1,191 ✭✭✭narwog81


    12 months. when i was 18. horrible. there was plenty of messin but just couldn't seal the deal, looking back perhaps i was slightly eager.:D

    clean went from the night of my 18th birthday to shortly after my 19th birthday without any. i had it on tap as a 17 year old and then bang its gone,wheres the justice in that??:(


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    #71
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Anna Molly wrote: »
    Dry spell:(:(:(:(:(:(
    +1

    Its been a long while:(


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    #72
    SarahChambers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭SarahChambers


    18 years and counting...:D


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    #73
    Adamcp898
    Registered Users Posts: 5,469 ✭✭✭Adamcp898


    SarahChambers wrote: »
    18 years and counting...:D

    *cue hoards of offers for your virginity


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    #74
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,805 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Three months? Might as well cut it off and give it to somebody who will actually use it.

    That counts me out then


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    #75
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    Supercell wrote: »
    Unfortunately this is the crux of the matter.

    The big fella needs to dance and he aint goona to it natural for about three months..is doing the dance with Brianna and her classy friends ok though after a reasonable period of rest or should i drink more instead?

    does your girlfriend know about this big fell you're seeing?


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