Longest non sexy time?

Supercell

Ok, I dont think this is needed in PI or other such places, i need AH type feedback on this important matter.

I just got back from visiting my lucky lady and did the dance every day and am finding the pr0n back home a poor substitute but it helps keep the big fella amused.

Now fine fellows and wimmins of AH, what do you reckon?, am I dirt or reacting normally?.
Should the big fella have a time of mourning before its appropriate that he dances to the delights of Brianna and friends again?

orestes

You just started this thread to brag that you got laid didn't you?

Bloody Nipples

From the sounds of things, he isn't going to be getting any for a while.

brummytom

Supercell wrote: »

Now fine fellows and wimmins of AH, what do you reckon?, am I dirt or reacting normally?.
Should the big fella have a time of mourning before its appropriate that he dances to the delights of Brianna and friends again?

Big Fella? I thought the Irish were self-deprecating.



My advice: Stop watching the Brianna (Banks?) stuff, she looks like a moose

GLaDOS

I say we email this thread to his "woman"

JohnCleary

LOL you just admitted that you're a w4nker

Leprachaun

16 years!















Though I am only 19.

Supercell

Bloody Nipples wrote: »

From the sounds of things, he isn't going to be getting any for a while.

Unfortunately this is the crux of the matter.

The big fella needs to dance and he aint goona to it natural for about three months..is doing the dance with Brianna and her classy friends ok though after a reasonable period of rest or should i drink more instead?

dr.bollocko

Supercell wrote: »

Unfortunately this is the crux of the matter.

The big fella needs to dance and he aint goona to it natural for about three months..is doing the dance with Brianna and her classy friends ok though after a reasonable period of rest or should i drink more instead?

Three months? Might as well cut it off and give it to somebody who will actually use it.

Supercell

brummytom wrote: »

My advice: Stop watching the Brianna (Banks?) stuff, she looks like a moose

Moose have horns too.
**** is it obvious I'm drinking?

Professey Chin

Supercell wrote: »

Unfortunately this is the crux of the matter.

The big fella needs to dance and he aint goona to it natural for about three months..is doing the dance with Brianna and her classy friends ok though after a reasonable period of rest or should i drink more instead?

In normal terms:

3 months without sex so im gonna pull the mickey off myself no matter what people say

RandolphEsq

I relate OP. Dry patch at the moment the last few weeks and going through cold turkey; several hand shandys a day. Hopefully it gets easier

TheZohanS

Supercell wrote: »

should i drink more instead?

Drink more.

You're in Inbetweenland at the moment, not quite sober and not quite drunk.

You'll make more sense when you're drunk, but make sure to come back to us.

We love to chat.

Supercell

RandolphEsq wrote: »

I relate OP. Dry patch at the moment the last few weeks and going through cold turkey; several hand shandys a day. Hopefully it gets easier

Thank you fellow with a posh sounding name, you must be an expert, your advice reassures me.

Smyth

Leprachaun wrote: »

16 years!

Though I am only 19.

You had sex when you were 3? :eek:

My name is URL

I've gone for 2 years without sex. I still fapped though

When I had sex for the first time after that break it was so epic that it made my penis cry

the girl was somewhat indifferent

smileysurfer

Supercell wrote: »

Ok, I dont think this is needed in PI or other such places, i need AH type feedback on this important matter.

I just got back from visiting my lucky lady and did the dance every day and am finding the pr0n back home a poor substitute but it helps keep the big fella amused.

Now fine fellows and wimmins of AH, what do you reckon?, am I dirt or reacting normally?.
Should the big fella have a time of mourning before its appropriate that he dances to the delights of Brianna and friends again?

hahaha the way your describing this is hilarious!

Michellenman

Leprachaun wrote: »

16 years!















Though I am only 19.

The last time you had sex you were three? You should probably inform the guards.

brummytom

I've gone for 15 years and 358 day without sex.
And if I don't get it in a week, there's gonna be hell to pay

admiralofthefleet

RandolphEsq wrote: »

I relate OP. Dry patch at the moment the last few weeks and going through cold turkey; several hand shandys a day. Hopefully it gets easier

how are you even able to see the keyboard.

keep it up and you will be removed from your house wrapped in tinfoil attached to a drip

Supercell

My name is URL wrote: »

I've gone for 2 years without sex. I still fapped though

When I had sex for the first time after that break it was so epic that it made my penis cry

the girl was somewhat indifferent

My eyes cry after a break also in a nice way, three months and i might wee a bit too.

Luckily i got got an emergency supply of ..medical treatment material.. on standby for extreme circumstances such as these.

Pighead

Supercell wrote: »

Ok, I dont think this is needed in PI or other such places, i need AH type feedback on this important matter.

I just got back from visiting my lucky lady and did the dance every day and am finding the pr0n back home a poor substitute but it helps keep the big fella amused.

Now fine fellows and wimmins of AH, what do you reckon?, am I dirt or reacting normally?.
Should the big fella have a time of mourning before its appropriate that he dances to the delights of Brianna and friends again?

Don't worry OP. Your time will come.

Overheal

How about How Long has it been since we've had this thread? a week?

Pighead

Overheal wrote: »

How about How Long has it been since we've had this thread? a week?

Ooooh, Pighead can almost feel the sexual frustration dripping from that post. Don't stop believing, Overheal.

Joey the lips

Mr wiggley is best rested when he is on bread and water for a while

metalfest

Supercell wrote: »

or should i drink more instead?

stupid question...you should ALWAYS drink more

goosey gander

What about phone sex with your woman??? Or she could do sexy strip teases for you over the webcam......after all she is leaving you high and dry for 3 months!!!!:D

anniehoo

brummytom wrote: »

I've gone for 15 years and 358 day without sex.
And if I don't get it in a week, there's gonna be hell to pay

Either i missed the thread where you turned 16 (jaysus) or you got laid last week? You've been a busy boy...no no no...delete :o

*i cant talk dirty until i know he's 16 yet

Mr Benevolent

5 years. Currently cold turkey for 2 months, but I've stopped spanking the gorilla until I get to Australia. Can I go another 2 weeks without it? Please don't watch this space.

DanGerMus

Six months and counting. I, much like this thread, am in need of a good poll.

ninjasurfer1

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

how are you even able to see the keyboard.

keep it up and you will be removed from your house wrapped in tinfoil attached to a drip

I think that's the root of the problem!!! :pac::D

Anna Molly

Dry spell:(:(:(:(:(:(

humbert

Long distance relationship, more than 3 months bit I'm not saying how much

brummytom

anniehoo wrote: »

Either i missed the thread where you turned 16 (jaysus) or you got laid last week? You've been a busy boy...no no no...delete :o

*i cant talk dirty until i know he's 16 yet

Nope, I'm 16 in a week. I've been alive for 15 years and 358 days so far.
I hope to end that dry spell on my birthday with the aid of a slapper and lots of drink.

And now I've quoted your post... mwhahahaaa

haemfire

olp

anniehoo

haemfire wrote: »

olp

And you can FECK right off....

citizen_p

i supose the average woul be 16 to 20 years

pikachucheeks

It's been a while.

After Hours is my new hot, hot sex.

brummytom

pikachucheeks wrote: »

It's been a while.

After HoursBrummytom is my new hot, hot sex.

00112984

I used to be very sexually active.


Now I just lie there

Aisling(",)

around 3 months or so i think.

CianRyan

2 years... Not even messin' like.
Sh!ttest buzz, lads.:(

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

Please stop...turning people into paedophiles...

Tar.Aldarion

since i started...it's 2 months now and I going crazy

RandolphEsq

humbert wrote: »

Long distance relationship, more than 3 months bit I'm not saying how much

Come on, we're all friends here . . .


/keeps straight face

tarbuck

Supercell wrote: »

Longest non sexy time?

Well for most of the people here I'd guess take their age and divide by 1?

brummytom

Chaim Noisy Shaver wrote: »

Please stop...turning people into paedophiles...

Sorry

Supercell

Oh jebus, facepalm, not again.

Wazdakka

Hell I'm having sex right now..

She doesn't really like me posting while we're getting jiggy, but apparently she's far too deep in the throws of extacy at the moment to notice.

m3llowship

Get her to send you some home made pr0n, its the way to go

I'm in a long distance relationship too btw.

and2

Whats the longest you have gone without when in a relationship.. I'm married a while and the wife wants to start a family.. the fun of trying to avoid sex is my new pastime... :cool: