The Rose Of Tralee.

JONJO THE MISER

Yes Folks that time of year again, when our most beloved Beauty Pagent hits our screens again with that presenter of presenters the Fabulous Ray Darcy.
Looking forward to tonights show by all accounts there are some real beautys in store for us tonight.

Boxfresh

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Looking forward to tonights show

Really?

ejmaztec

Boxfresh wrote: »

Really?

Party-pooper!

Wertz

Thanks for the heads up...I'd hate to have stumbled upon this muck whilst innocently channel surfing...

krudler

is it on rte 1? good that means I dont have to flick through it in the hope of finding something good to watch, how we still have beauty pageants in the 21st century is beyond me,tv for the brainless

JONJO THE MISER

Boxfresh wrote: »

Really?

Yeah i love the Rose Of Tralee espically them American foxes:D

mikom

They all have lovely bottoms...... yadda yadda yadda.

Vegeta

Would people really call this a "beauty" pageant?

hobochris

I hope they only employ female drivers for the contestants, If any of them get into a car with a male driver behind the wheel, they will die. :eek::rolleyes:

tuxy

Vegeta wrote: »

Would people really call this a "beauty" pageant?

More like a lovely girls competition

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Yes Folks that time of year again, when our most beloved Beauty Pagent hits our screens again with that presenter of presenters the Fabulous Ray Darcy.
Looking forward to tonights show by all accounts there are some real beautys in store for us tonight.

You do realise you're on the internet rigth now and some "real beautys" are only a few clicks away?

Boxfresh

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Yeah i love the Rose Of Tralee espically them American foxes:D

I know of better places to find American foxes without having to watch this shlte.

Red_Marauder

Yah this is outdated 1950s Kerry pornography. It's quaint, but really one of the relics of black-and-white Ireland I wouln't be sorry to see us drop.

murfie

Go-on Texas Rose!!! Red haired vixen!

JONJO THE MISER

Red_Marauder wrote: »

Yah this is outdated 1950s Kerry pornography. It's quaint, but really one of the relics of black-and-white Ireland I wouln't be sorry to see us drop.

This what makes the Rose of Tralee, it brings us back to the good old days when Ireland was a truly nice country to live in, very little crime, everybody knew everybody, sense of community, not everyone was trying to keep up with Jones's, money wasnt that important.

pikachucheeks

tuxy wrote: »

More like a lovely girls competition

Or a "you'll-do-you-have-a-distant-Irish-connection-and-aren't-THAT-ugly" competition.

AnonoBoy

Have they introduced the mud wrestling round yet?

If not I ain't tuning in.

ejmaztec

And, as already discussed last week, there's the elephant in the room this year.

finisklin

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

You do realise you're on the internet rigth now and some "real beautys" are only a few clicks away?

Thats too much information.....:rolleyes:

lala stone

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

This what makes the Rose of Tralee, it brings us back to the good old days when Ireland was a truly nice country to live in, very little crime, everybody knew everybody, sense of community, not everyone was trying to keep up with Jones's, money wasnt that important.

an most people were poor, uneducated and had to emigrate..... I love your rosey specs

lala stone

ejmaztec wrote: »

And, as already discussed last week, there's the elephant in the room this year.

what does that mean?!

ejmaztec

lala stone wrote: »

an most people were are poor, uneducated and had have to emigrate..... I love your rosey specs

Of course things have changed a bit since those halcyon days.

JONJO THE MISER

ejmaztec wrote: »

And, as already discussed last week, there's the elephant in the room this year.

Who, Nellie?

AnonoBoy

ejmaztec wrote: »

And, as already discussed last week, there's the elephant in the room this year.

The fact that Ray D'Arcy is a sanctimonious pr*ck?

ejmaztec

lala stone wrote: »

what does that mean?!

I'm just being bad.:(

Long Onion

For me, the rose competition is a constant reminder of everything that I hate about the history of Irish culture.

Reciting poetry, comely maidens dancing at the crossrorads - it's fap material for the clergy.

Give me a dirty yoke that can suck a golfball through a garden hose and make her 'bits' look like Sam Elliott and i'll watch. Apart from that, fcuk off conservative middle age Ireland.

Slaygal

I'm looking forward to The Rose of Tralee, what's not to like ? Great clothes, hair, shoes and make up for the Ladies and pretty ladies for Lads to look at. Plus The Roses get treated like Royalty for a week. I'd love to be treated like Royalty for even one day.

AnonoBoy

Slaygal wrote: »

I'd love to be treated like Royalty for even one day.

I can organise a car ride for you in Paris if you'd like.

ejmaztec

Long Onion wrote: »

For me, the rose competition is a constant reminder of everything that I hate about the history of Irish culture.

Reciting poetry, comely maidens dancing at the crossrorads - it's fap material for the clergy.

Give me a dirty yoke that can suck a golfball through a garden hose and make her 'bits' look like Sam Elliott and i'll watch. Apart from that, fcuk off conservative middle age Ireland.

The X Factor?

Slaygal

Anonoboy, thanks for the offer. It made me roar with laughter but I'll give this one a miss.

bethm24

wow there is alot of anger floating through this tread. its only a competition, calm down all. try not taking it so much to heart.........! god!

Vain

I live 3 min down the road from where the Rose Of Tralee is been aired, lets just say keep yer eyes open for a naked guy running on stage;)

Boxfresh

Vain wrote: »

I live 3 min down the road from where the Rose Of Tralee is been aired, lets just say keep yer eyes open for a naked guy running on stage;)

Now that would be funny:pac:

Vain

Boxfresh wrote: »

Now that would be funny:pac:

O it will be alright, I wounder how many jumping jacks Id be able to do on stage before I get pulled off.

JONJO THE MISER

The people giving out about the rose of Tralee and about Irish Culture, probaly listen to Rap/hip hop and watch the x factor, wow thats some culture there:rolleyes:

Boxfresh

Vain, I dare ya

Deedsie

I think it a good tradition. And the atmosphere and revenue generated for Tralee should be supported.

Long may it continue and ta hell with the begrudgers.

ejmaztec

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

The people giving out about the rose of Tralee and about Irish Culture, probaly listen to Rap/hip hop and watch the x factor, wow thats some culture there:rolleyes:

The only thing I remember about the Rose of Tralee, from years ago, was a drunken Dub pissing up a car showroom window on a crowded street in broad daylight, without a care in the world.

Vain

Boxfresh wrote: »

Vain, I dare ya

Double dare me and its on

Vain

ejmaztec wrote: »

The only thing I remember about the Rose of Tralee, from years ago, was a drunken Dub pissing up a car showroom window on a crowded street in broad daylight, without a care in the world.

And nothing like that ever happens at other festivals :rolleyes:

Papad

Vain wrote: »

O it will be alright, I wounder how many jumping jacks Id be able to do on stage before I get pulled off.

By one of the Roses hopefully ....................
TAXI!

Boxfresh

Do it with a big red rose sticking out your backside

Vain

Boxfresh wrote: »

Do it with a big red rose sticking out your backside

Thats the only way to do it:D

pikachucheeks

lala stone wrote: »

what does that mean?!

It means the Cork Rose is a bit of a porkpie

pikachucheeks

Vain wrote: »

I live 3 min down the road from where the Rose Of Tralee is been aired, lets just say keep yer eyes open for a naked guy running on stage;)

You're just that thorny horny, huh?

The Saint

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I can organise a car ride for you in Paris if you'd like.

........I wouldn't mind one night in Paris.........

ben bedlam

The Rose of Tralee really is the pinnacle broadcast Irish annual event that tells people that as a nation we're still stuck in the 1950s with a nation of god-fearing, backward-looking, slack-jawed farm yokels.

JONJO THE MISER

Just started:D the first rose if from waterford and is 19, not bad looking:)

JONJO THE MISER

I dunno her speaking and Gramar lets a lot to be desired, 2/10 from JONJO.

Basq

You should at least be rating them in spanks..

JONJO THE MISER

Second rose from Southern California its like O.M.G:D Her name is Britney and she comes from Laguna Beach, nice posh place.