Breaking News: West Cork woman admits to London Hangings

InkSlinger67

Breaking news I just caught on the wire: apparently a 45 year old woman originally from Skibereen, Co. Cork who now resides in London has admitted to murdering people for the last 40 years and feeding the bodies to unsuspecting people in sandwiches over that term. The woman, who has yet to be publicly named, worked as a tea lady in a London police station and fed some of her victims to the officers at that station before being arrested.

Officers were shocked by how normal this activity seemed to the woman who freely admitted serving "Hang Sandwiches" as she called them, for most of her life. The woman was heard screaming "What is the problem? Everyone loves Hang!!! It goes great with a bit of cheese!!!" by shocked neighbours as she was stuffed into the back of a police van and brought to court.

Investigations are currently ongoing into how many victims have been affected by this woman who is now thought to be Britain's most prolific serial killer. A neighbour interviewed after the arrest said the woman seemed quite normal but was now glad he refused the woman's kind offer of catering for his daughter's wedding last week.

I'm sure Sky News will be all over this one!

TheZohanS

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Breaking news I just caught on the wire:

Yours speaks to you?

jumpguy

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

m83

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

tut tut

tolosenc

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

I hope the ban hammer hurts.

DoireNod

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

ANGRY!

Overheal

Thats actually making my stomach churn.

thanks for sharing I guess

thomond2006

I bet she's hung up about it.

InkSlinger67

OMG! Don't tell me I have to explain this one?

Hagar

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

Rick Rolling is punishable by death in there here parts but I'm a nice guy so I'll let you away with a warning. Do it again and you will be banned for a very long time.

m83

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

OMG! Don't tell me I have to explain this one?

Well would it kill you to provide a source?

thomond2006

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Breaking news I just caught on the wire: apparently a 45 year old woman originally from Skibereen, Co. Cork who now resides in London has admitted to murdering people for the last 40 years and feeding the bodies to unsuspecting people in sandwiches over that term. The woman, who has yet to be publicly named, worked as a tea lady in a London police station and fed some of her victims to the officers at that station before being arrested.

She became a serial killer when she was five!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

m83

Hagar wrote: »

Rick Rolling is punishable by death in there here parts but I'm a nice guy so I'll let you away with a warning. Di it again and you will be banned for a very long time.

Just for the record, it wasn't a standard rickroll. Had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete to shutdown IE. Scummy behaviour.

TheZohanS

thomond2006 wrote: »

She beacme a serial killer when she was five!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

She killed Tony the Tiger.

DoireNod

m83 wrote: »

Had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete to shutdown IE. Scummy behaviour.

Dare we say 'cúntish'?

cruiser178

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

FOR **** SAKE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

PCPhoto

any source/link ?

thomond2006

Sorry but, what did jumpguy do?

InkSlinger67

thomond2006 wrote: »

Sorry but, what did jumpguy do?

rick roll

sock puppet

m83 wrote: »

Just for the record, it wasn't a standard rickroll. Had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete to shutdown IE. Scummy behaviour.

Doesn't seem to affect Opera.:cool:

Hagar

It seems the natives have been upset. Righteous public indignation has forced a change of heart.

Jumpguy banned for 3 days.

tman

This should really be moved to the humour forum, but that suggests that its actually funny...

phasers

This has never been more appropriate:


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Hagar

I'd have to ban him from there too. :pac:

El Weirdo

m83 wrote: »

Well would it kill you to provide a source?

Hang sandwiches.

Wow... two shit jokes within 3 posts.

ejmaztec

How come it got from ham-roll to rick-roll?

m83

el_weirdo wrote: »

Hang sandwiches.

Wow... two shit jokes within 3 posts.

Wow... how incredibly lame....

Wertz

lol @ some of the contributors on this thread...read it again slowly.

This is exactly sort of what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

Pwnt by quotes

phasers

Wertz wrote: »

lol @ some of the eejits on this thread...learn to feckin' read and have your sense of humour checked over for faulty connections.

This is exactly what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

You hate when people don't laugh at crappy jokes?

m83

Wertz wrote: »

lol @ some of the eejits on this thread...learn to feckin' read and have your sense of humour checked over for faulty connections.

This is exactly what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

Trust me, sense of humour is on the spot, I just came here from databaselatencytoohigh.org :cool:

brummytom

I don't get it....

ejmaztec

phasers wrote: »

You hate when people don't laugh at crappy jokes?

We'd probably find it hilarious if it were true, and get a bollocking from the tweed-knicker brigade.:pac:

Wertz

phasers wrote: »

You hate when people don't laugh at crappy jokes?

No, I hate when they can't see jokes/irony/sarcasm in plain view.
No-one's saying the post was funny...but to those that took it seriously? Just lol

dr.bollocko

Wertz wrote: »

lol @ some of the eejits on this thread...learn to feckin' read and have your sense of humour checked over for faulty connections.

This is exactly what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

Watch it.

El Guapo!

Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll??

brummytom

Dean09 wrote: »

Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll??

A disguised link to a video of Rick bloody Astley prancing around like a nonce, with pop-ups to make it ****ing hard to exit

ejmaztec

Dean09 wrote: »

Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll??

Well past its sell-by date.

TheZohanS

Dean09 wrote: »

Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll??

He was her accomplice, also from Cork.


RIP people who were murdered by hanging and then made into tasty treats for all and sundry.

phasers

I actually really like Never Gonna Give You Up, but whenever I play it in my car people go "Oh stop rickrolling me"

Feck off, it's a good song

El Weirdo

phasers wrote: »

I actually really like Never Gonna Give You Up... Feck off, it's a good song

Now, THAT'S a good joke.;)

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

I actually really like Never Gonna Give You Up, but whenever I play it in my car people go "Oh stop rickrolling me"

Feck off, it's a good song

It was a good song... I still like Galway Girl but people hate it because it's been done to death :P


We have meat-hooks in our cellar, just thought I'd share that

ejmaztec

Anyway, as long as the serial-killer (Mrs. Soylent O'Brien, the founder of the O'Brien sandwich chain) cut off the crusts, I can't see where a crime has been committed.

Wagon

Best cure for rick astley is Motorhead.

phasers

ejmaztec wrote: »

Anyway, as long as the serial-killer (Mrs. Soylent O'Brien, the founder of the O'Brien sandwich chain) cut off the crusts, I can't see where a crime has been committed.

He uses grated cheese instead of sliced :mad:

InkSlinger67

Wagon wrote: »

Best cure for rick astley is Motorhead.

Or a bit o' Nirvana :pac:

ejmaztec

phasers wrote: »

He uses grated cheese instead of sliced :mad:

The cheapskate!:mad:

JONJO THE MISER

TheZohan wrote: »

She killed Tony the Tiger.

And Snap Crackle And Pop must be always on television but have been missing for years, i wonder did she feed to to people for brekfast:(

Wagon

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Or a bit o' Nirvana :pac:

I dont like Nirvana. they depress me and make me angry at the same time. Motorhead are better. they make me want to act like a bastard.

Wertz

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Watch it.

Yessir boss.

Sorry to anyone I may have offended. Post edited.

mp22

was there any scons found

ibarelycare

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Breaking news I just caught on the wire: apparently a 45 year old woman originally from Skibereen, Co. Cork who now resides in London has admitted to murdering people for the last 40 years and feeding the bodies to unsuspecting people in sandwiches over that term. The woman, who has yet to be publicly named, worked as a tea lady in a London police station and fed some of her victims to the officers at that station before being arrested.

Officers were shocked by how normal this activity seemed to the woman who freely admitted serving "Hang Sandwiches" as she called them, for most of her life. The woman was heard screaming "What is the problem? Everyone loves Hang!!! It goes great with a bit of cheese!!!" by shocked neighbours as she was stuffed into the back of a police van and brought to court.

Investigations are currently ongoing into how many victims have been affected by this woman who is now thought to be Britain's most prolific serial killer. A neighbour interviewed after the arrest said the woman seemed quite normal but was now glad he refused the woman's kind offer of catering for his daughter's wedding last week.

I'm sure Sky News will be all over this one!

Am I missing something?? Is this a joke or what?! :o