Breaking News: West Cork woman admits to London Hangings

InkSlinger67 · 16-08-2009 04:48PM #1

Breaking news I just caught on the wire: apparently a 45 year old woman originally from Skibereen, Co. Cork who now resides in London has admitted to murdering people for the last 40 years and feeding the bodies to unsuspecting people in sandwiches over that term. The woman, who has yet to be publicly named, worked as a tea lady in a London police station and fed some of her victims to the officers at that station before being arrested.

Officers were shocked by how normal this activity seemed to the woman who freely admitted serving "Hang Sandwiches" as she called them, for most of her life. The woman was heard screaming "What is the problem? Everyone loves Hang!!! It goes great with a bit of cheese!!!" by shocked neighbours as she was stuffed into the back of a police van and brought to court.

Investigations are currently ongoing into how many victims have been affected by this woman who is now thought to be Britain's most prolific serial killer. A neighbour interviewed after the arrest said the woman seemed quite normal but was now glad he refused the woman's kind offer of catering for his daughter's wedding last week.

I'm sure Sky News will be all over this one!

TheZohanS · 16-08-2009 04:51PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Breaking news I just caught on the wire:

Yours speaks to you?

jumpguy · 16-08-2009 04:53PM

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

m83 · 16-08-2009 04:55PM

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

tut tut

tolosenc · 16-08-2009 04:55PM

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

I hope the ban hammer hurts.

DoireNod · 16-08-2009 04:56PM

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

ANGRY!

Overheal · 16-08-2009 04:57PM

Thats actually making my stomach churn.

thanks for sharing I guess

thomond2006 · 16-08-2009 04:58PM

I bet she's hung up about it.

InkSlinger67 · 16-08-2009 05:00PM

OMG! Don't tell me I have to explain this one?

Hagar · 16-08-2009 05:01PM

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

Rick Rolling is punishable by death in there here parts but I'm a nice guy so I'll let you away with a warning. Do it again and you will be banned for a very long time.

m83 · 16-08-2009 05:01PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

OMG! Don't tell me I have to explain this one?

Well would it kill you to provide a source?

thomond2006 · 16-08-2009 05:02PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Breaking news I just caught on the wire: apparently a 45 year old woman originally from Skibereen, Co. Cork who now resides in London has admitted to murdering people for the last 40 years and feeding the bodies to unsuspecting people in sandwiches over that term. The woman, who has yet to be publicly named, worked as a tea lady in a London police station and fed some of her victims to the officers at that station before being arrested.

She became a serial killer when she was five!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

m83 · 16-08-2009 05:02PM

Hagar wrote: »

Rick Rolling is punishable by death in there here parts but I'm a nice guy so I'll let you away with a warning. Di it again and you will be banned for a very long time.

Just for the record, it wasn't a standard rickroll. Had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete to shutdown IE. Scummy behaviour.

TheZohanS · 16-08-2009 05:02PM

thomond2006 wrote: »

She beacme a serial killer when she was five!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

She killed Tony the Tiger.

DoireNod · 16-08-2009 05:04PM

m83 wrote: »

Had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete to shutdown IE. Scummy behaviour.

Dare we say 'cúntish'?

cruiser178 · 16-08-2009 05:04PM

jumpguy wrote: »

EDIT: Nevermind, Christ that's more annoying than I thought it was.

FOR **** SAKE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

PCPhoto · 16-08-2009 05:05PM

any source/link ?

thomond2006 · 16-08-2009 05:06PM

Sorry but, what did jumpguy do?

InkSlinger67 · 16-08-2009 05:06PM

thomond2006 wrote: »

Sorry but, what did jumpguy do?

rick roll

sock puppet · 16-08-2009 05:06PM

m83 wrote: »

Just for the record, it wasn't a standard rickroll. Had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete to shutdown IE. Scummy behaviour.

Doesn't seem to affect Opera.:cool:

Hagar · 16-08-2009 05:08PM

It seems the natives have been upset. Righteous public indignation has forced a change of heart.

Jumpguy banned for 3 days.

tman · 16-08-2009 05:09PM

This should really be moved to the humour forum, but that suggests that its actually funny...

phasers · 16-08-2009 05:09PM

This has never been more appropriate:

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Hagar · 16-08-2009 05:09PM

I'd have to ban him from there too. :pac:

El Weirdo · 16-08-2009 05:12PM

m83 wrote: »

Well would it kill you to provide a source?

Hang sandwiches.

Wow... two shit jokes within 3 posts.

ejmaztec · 16-08-2009 05:13PM

How come it got from ham-roll to rick-roll?

m83 · 16-08-2009 05:14PM

el_weirdo wrote: »

Hang sandwiches.

Wow... two shit jokes within 3 posts.

Wow... how incredibly lame....

Wertz · 16-08-2009 05:14PM

lol @ some of the contributors on this thread...read it again slowly.

This is exactly sort of what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

Pwnt by quotes

phasers · 16-08-2009 05:15PM

Wertz wrote: »

lol @ some of the eejits on this thread...learn to feckin' read and have your sense of humour checked over for faulty connections.

This is exactly what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

You hate when people don't laugh at crappy jokes?

m83 · 16-08-2009 05:17PM

Wertz wrote: »

lol @ some of the eejits on this thread...learn to feckin' read and have your sense of humour checked over for faulty connections.

This is exactly what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

Trust me, sense of humour is on the spot, I just came here from databaselatencytoohigh.org :cool:

brummytom · 16-08-2009 05:19PM

I don't get it....

Breaking News: West Cork woman admits to London Hangings

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