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Breaking News: West Cork woman admits to London Hangings

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  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    phasers wrote: »
    You hate when people don't laugh at crappy jokes?

    We'd probably find it hilarious if it were true, and get a bollocking from the tweed-knicker brigade.:pac:


  • #33
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    phasers wrote: »
    You hate when people don't laugh at crappy jokes?

    No, I hate when they can't see jokes/irony/sarcasm in plain view.
    No-one's saying the post was funny...but to those that took it seriously? Just lol


  • #34
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Wertz wrote: »
    lol @ some of the eejits on this thread...learn to feckin' read and have your sense of humour checked over for faulty connections.

    This is exactly what I was talking about in the "What I hate about boards" thread...

    Watch it.


  • #35
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll?? :confused:


  • #36
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll?? :confused:

    A disguised link to a video of Rick bloody Astley prancing around like a nonce, with pop-ups to make it ****ing hard to exit


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  • #37
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll?? :confused:

    Well past its sell-by date.


  • #38
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Forgive me if I'm an idiot but what the hell is a Rick roll?? :confused:

    He was her accomplice, also from Cork.


    RIP people who were murdered by hanging and then made into tasty treats for all and sundry.


  • #39
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I actually really like Never Gonna Give You Up, but whenever I play it in my car people go "Oh stop rickrolling me"

    Feck off, it's a good song


  • #40
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    phasers wrote: »
    I actually really like Never Gonna Give You Up... Feck off, it's a good song
    Now, THAT'S a good joke.;)


  • #41
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    I actually really like Never Gonna Give You Up, but whenever I play it in my car people go "Oh stop rickrolling me"

    Feck off, it's a good song

    It was a good song... I still like Galway Girl but people hate it because it's been done to death :P


    We have meat-hooks in our cellar, just thought I'd share that


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  • #42
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Anyway, as long as the serial-killer (Mrs. Soylent O'Brien, the founder of the O'Brien sandwich chain) cut off the crusts, I can't see where a crime has been committed.


  • #43
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Best cure for rick astley is Motorhead.


  • #44
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Anyway, as long as the serial-killer (Mrs. Soylent O'Brien, the founder of the O'Brien sandwich chain) cut off the crusts, I can't see where a crime has been committed.
    He uses grated cheese instead of sliced :mad:


  • #45
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Wagon wrote: »
    Best cure for rick astley is Motorhead.

    Or a bit o' Nirvana :pac:


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    phasers wrote: »
    He uses grated cheese instead of sliced :mad:

    The cheapskate!:mad:


  • #47
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    TheZohan wrote: »
    She killed Tony the Tiger. :(

    And Snap Crackle And Pop must be always on television but have been missing for years, i wonder did she feed to to people for brekfast:(


  • #48
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    Or a bit o' Nirvana :pac:
    I dont like Nirvana. they depress me and make me angry at the same time. Motorhead are better. they make me want to act like a bastard.


  • #49
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Watch it.

    Yessir boss.

    Sorry to anyone I may have offended. Post edited.


  • #50
    mp22
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    was there any scons found


  • #51
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    Breaking news I just caught on the wire: apparently a 45 year old woman originally from Skibereen, Co. Cork who now resides in London has admitted to murdering people for the last 40 years and feeding the bodies to unsuspecting people in sandwiches over that term. The woman, who has yet to be publicly named, worked as a tea lady in a London police station and fed some of her victims to the officers at that station before being arrested.

    Officers were shocked by how normal this activity seemed to the woman who freely admitted serving "Hang Sandwiches" as she called them, for most of her life. The woman was heard screaming "What is the problem? Everyone loves Hang!!! It goes great with a bit of cheese!!!" by shocked neighbours as she was stuffed into the back of a police van and brought to court.

    Investigations are currently ongoing into how many victims have been affected by this woman who is now thought to be Britain's most prolific serial killer. A neighbour interviewed after the arrest said the woman seemed quite normal but was now glad he refused the woman's kind offer of catering for his daughter's wedding last week.

    I'm sure Sky News will be all over this one!


    Am I missing something?? Is this a joke or what?! :o:o


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  • #52
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Am I missing something?? Is this a joke or what?! :o:o

    Apparently so! :eek:


  • #53
    Mr.Obvious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Mr.Obvious


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Am I missing something?? Is this a joke or what?! :o:o

    I would have thought joke posts (e.g rickrolls) were completely acceptable on a joke thread. The op should be banned if anything.


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