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Speedo Trunks Banned from Alton Towers

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    #62
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    dannym08 wrote: »
    and what means would they be?

    Mini depth charges.


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    #63
    ejmaztec
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    Wertz wrote: »
    Mini depth charges.

    Suicide budgies:eek:


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    #64
    rubadub
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    Seems women are included, well a bit.

    From the actual site, not the press
    http://www.altontowers.com/waterpark/facilities/
    Please be aware: suitable swimwear must be worn at all times within the Alton Towers Waterpark, therefore excessively tight trunks and thong bikini briefs are not permitted.

    I don't get the "therefore" logic there. Also should they not be insisting on padded bras & gussets, heaven forfend a hard nipple or cameltoe is showing.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/aug/10/alton-towers-speedo-ban
    It is not yet clear whether male bikini waxing, or the full back, sack and crack is being contemplated. Alton Towers said not only men were involved – some women bathers had turned up wearing thongs.

    So far Alton Towers has not announced any further clothing guidelines for its toddlers' paddling pool, recklessly named The Little Leak


    At least they have been doing vigorous testing on the tops.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6QBOcSur0


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    #65
    mobius42
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    WindSock wrote: »
    Maybe the men wearing them were getting into too much trouble when the 'S' wore off.

    By the power vested in me by a text vote on Sky News, I pronounce you GUILTY of paedophilia!!!


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    #66
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Wait...so they want men to wax as well? What in the blue hell? Since when did hair become something offensive or a potential source of fright for children? What does hiding all this realism from children actually achieve in the long term?
    This place should start banning kids altogether...I mean it's the parents and adults who are paying in... :pac:


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    #67
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    There's no consistency of enforcement of the rule though, I tried to go in the pool without my Speedos and they put me out. Make up your minds. :mad:


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    #68
    Dr_H_Lecter
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    speedos are for paedos.


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    #69
    clinchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭clinchy


    great way to show off the package without being arrestd


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    #70
    netwhizkid
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    clinchy wrote: »
    great way to show off the package without being arrestd

    It seems this week is "Crackdown on Swim week" I wonder what take the Muslims will have of this in France.


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    #71
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Behold one of the most retarded aspects of western civilisation: Prudery and a paranoid aversion to all things even remotely connected to sex.


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