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Speedo Trunks Banned from Alton Towers

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    #2
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Thank god..
    Budgie smugglers just look wrong.


    They're still ok with thongs tho right? :p


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    #3
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    What kind of a strange weird bastard goes about in public in speedos anyway?
    I dont think it goes far enough. Burn em at the stake I say.


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    #4
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Ah FFS it's stupid.
    A.T should just close down, there's plenty better than it :P

    Don't live far from Alton, Stayed at Alton Castle (a catholic retreat thingy) with school a few years ago.. the morons the Towers seems to attract, I'm surprised they can even put speedos on the right way!


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    #5
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Anyone who wears speedos in public should be banned from life in general. Creeps.


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    #6
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Must clarify.. it's PC gone mad but speedos are bad bad things before anyone thinks I approve of them! :P

    For once, they show up size (or lack of) and are uncomfortable... normal trunk/short things ftw


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    #7
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    How do we get budgies out of Alton Towers then?


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    Johnny Utah
    Registered Users Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭Johnny Utah


    This is a clear case of gender discrimination. Surely if they want to bring in this sort of rule, then female swimwear should be treated in a similar manner. Madness!


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    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Johnny Utah wrote: »
    This is a clear case of gender discrimination. Surely if they want to bring in this sort of rule, then female swimwear should be treated in a similar manner. Madness!

    are you crazy!


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    #10
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,584 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Well, I think they should just go the whole hog and return to the days of Victorian full body "bathing suits."

    Of course, I don't see women's bikinis being banned either, as ultra skimpy as some of them can be. Double standards anyone?:rolleyes:


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    #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Johnny Utah wrote: »
    This is a clear case of gender discrimination. Surely if they want to bring in this sort of rule, then female swimwear should be treated in a similar manner. Madness!

    So because we don't have to be subjected to skimpy male clothes we have to sacrifice skimpy wimmens clothes?!?!

    :eek::eek:


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    #12
    Johnny Utah
    Registered Users Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭Johnny Utah


    Grimes wrote: »
    are you crazy!

    No, are you?

    brummytom wrote: »
    So because we don't have to be subjected to skimpy male clothes we have to sacrifice skimpy wimmens clothes?!?!

    :eek::eek:

    No; it's double standards. Both genders should be treated equally- do you agree?


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    #13
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Johnny Utah wrote: »
    No; it's double standards. Both genders should be treated equally- do you agree?

    I'm a child, don't ask me...


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    #14
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Johnny Utah wrote: »
    No; it's double standards. Both genders should be treated equally- do you agree?

    No


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    #15
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Huh where was the swimming part of alton towers, all I remember was the awesome rides.
    Oh and the mechanical rides.


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    #16
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Who the fcuk wears speedos anyway!?

    Also while banning speedos they should makes womens thongs skimpier.
    That is all.


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    #17
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Johnny Utah wrote: »
    it's double standards. Both genders should be treated equally- do you agree?

    Of Course,

    No Speedos for men, No bikinis for wimmins..


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    #18
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    all I remember was the awesome rides.

    And wouldnt it be so much worse if they made them wear bathing suits instead of bikinis


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    #19
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Huh where was the swimming part of alton towers, all I remember was the awesome rides.
    Oh and the mechanical rides.

    So you were too busy getting wet to notice the water? :confused:


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    #20
    The Walsho
    Registered Users Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    There was a little part of me hoping that Speedo Trunks was just the name of a guy who'd been banned from Alton Towers. Alas, it wasn't to be.


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    #21
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    They key to getting women attracted to you is to put the two golden wonders spud down the front of the speedos not the back:pac:


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    #22
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    F*ck's sake. Another holiday ruined. :mad:


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    #23
    sock puppet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Who the fcuk wears speedos anyway!?

    Some of the world's top athletes. Though only in public on special occasions.:pac:


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    #24
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Who the fcuk wears speedos anyway!?

    Also while banning speedos they should makes womens thongs skimpier.
    That is all.


    I always wear Speedos.!!

    They show off the cluster in full relief ,especially when wet, and I can assure you I got many admiring glances from females when my full ripe plums and thick stocky cucumber were etched in sharp relief as I exited the pool and gave the impression of potent pumping and full satisfaction.

    Reverse that ban I say.


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    #25
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Maybe the men wearing them were getting into too much trouble when the 'S' wore off.


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    #26
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I always wear Speedos.!!
    Point proven.:pac:


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    #27
    K-Ren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    I really hope they ban old hairy gorilla men in the swimming pool next.


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    rubadub
    Registered Users Posts: 32,373 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What kind of a strange weird bastard goes about in public in speedos anyway?
    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Anyone who wears speedos in public should be banned from life in general. Creeps.
    Nearly everybody in the 80's must have been a sexual deviant so. I don't remember anybody wearing shorts when I was small, was all speedos. It is odd how things change like that and are so quickly forgotten. Like people calling people crazy not to wear a cyclehelmet even though they were out in the 80's too.

    "We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure preserve the dignity of all our guests."
    So auld hags are still allowed go out in wicked weasel bikini bottoms with a muff like a wornout roadsweepers brush hanging out the sides.

    It ain't all brazilian supermodels strutting around...


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    #29
    Like A Fox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭Like A Fox


    In Port Aventura don't they insist guys wearing Speedos to limit the amount of flashing as they throw themselves arseways down waterslides?


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    #30
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Didn't men with long hair used to be refused from disney, as tehy were thought of to be dodgy bastards? :)


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    #31
    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭Demonique


    Johnny Utah wrote: »
    No, are you?

    No; it's double standards. Both genders should be treated equally- do you agree?

    No, seeing as women aren't packing unattractive bulges in their pants


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