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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,589 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    How to cook up some publicity


  • #3
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,651 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Pass


  • #4
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    This is insania.


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Damn it - I thought this thread was about Facekicker.


  • #6
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Wont somebody please think of the children


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  • #7
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,651 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Wont somnebody please think of the children

    Didn't Jordan get them?


  • #8
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Didn't Jordan get them?

    I meant other peoples children....they dont deserve to put up with him


  • #9
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,020 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #10
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    I thought he already wrote a cook book
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212


  • #11
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Captain Morgan wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Yeah but in our favor, they should get cancer soon.


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  • #12
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Captain Morgan wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.
    Who's forcing you?

    I find it quite easy to zone this sort of crap out.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #13
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,593 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I thought his news of the world article really challenged the conventional views on relationship breakdowns as well as giving a searching insight in to the human condition.


  • #14
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Didn't Jordan get them?

    Yes, he got the recipes though.


  • #15
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,020 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #16
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Yes, he got the recipes though.

    He got the raw deal.


  • #17
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    His album should be called Peter: How I was a stripper's bitch for years until she ****ed a cage fighter


  • #18
    Lardy Carl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭Lardy Carl


    And why not? After all I seem to recall he was always banging on about the 'Flava'.


  • #19
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Oh ffs! When will these gimps shut up and die? :mad:


  • #20
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    bronte wrote: »
    Oh ffs! When will these gimps shut up and die? :mad:

    I know what you mean After Hours has really gone to the dogs lately. We can't discuss Pete in peace without everyone butting in with their 'hilarious' comments.


  • #21
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Good on him. If he can make 1.5 mil writing a book on crap nobody cares about, more power to him.


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  • #22
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Meh. Could be worse - could be the Jordan guide to parenting!


  • #23
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Biggins wrote: »
    Meh. Could be worse - could be the Jordan guide to parenting!

    Or could be this one:

    Jordan on Jordan
    One slag's guide to a relatively liberal, semi-secular, pro-Western Arab nation.


  • #24
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Or could be this one:

    Jordan on Jordan
    One slag's guide to a relatively liberal, semi-secular, pro-Western Arab nation.
    ROLF!


  • #25
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    bronte wrote: »
    Oh ffs! When will these gimps shut up and die? :mad:

    2012, apparently.


  • #26
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,997 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Didn't Jordan get them?
    No she only got the ones she had with Andre. Peter got to keep the handicapped one called Harvey that is really Dwight Yorkes. :confused:


  • #27
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,589 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Quazzie wrote: »
    No she only got the ones she had with Andre. Peter got to keep the handicapped one called Harvey that is really Dwight Yorkes. :confused:

    Really? That's odd

    It's like a game of musical chairs for bastards


  • #28
    Vinta81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    What got me more was the fact that in the article it says Jordan is coming out with a book on "beauty tips"...erm pardon? Replace my MAC make up brush kit with garden utensils will be rule no.1 I say! You can lash on more foundation with a shovel that way!


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL Jordan and make-up tips LOL

    Page one, line one.

    "First ladies take out the industrial trowel and like me put a layer of pollyfiller - opps sorry - make-up I meant to say, on and around an inch thick..."


  • #30
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Who cares.


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  • #31
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Who cares.

    Gorden Ramsey of course. He must be crapping it in his pants!" :pac:


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