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  • #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    How to cook up some publicity


  • #3
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Pass


  • #4
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    This is insania.


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Damn it - I thought this thread was about Facekicker.


  • #6
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Wont somebody please think of the children


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  • #7
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Wont somnebody please think of the children

    Didn't Jordan get them?


  • #8
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Didn't Jordan get them?

    I meant other peoples children....they dont deserve to put up with him


  • #9
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,961 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #10
    rubadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,386 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    I thought he already wrote a cook book
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212


  • #11
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Captain Morgan wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Yeah but in our favor, they should get cancer soon.


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  • #12
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Captain Morgan wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.
    Who's forcing you?

    I find it quite easy to zone this sort of crap out.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #13
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I thought his news of the world article really challenged the conventional views on relationship breakdowns as well as giving a searching insight in to the human condition.


  • #14
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Didn't Jordan get them?

    Yes, he got the recipes though.


  • #15
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,961 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #16
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Yes, he got the recipes though.

    He got the raw deal.


  • #17
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    His album should be called Peter: How I was a stripper's bitch for years until she ****ed a cage fighter


  • #18
    Lardy Carl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8 ✭Lardy Carl


    And why not? After all I seem to recall he was always banging on about the 'Flava'.


  • #19
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Oh ffs! When will these gimps shut up and die? :mad:


  • #20
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    bronte wrote: »
    Oh ffs! When will these gimps shut up and die? :mad:

    I know what you mean After Hours has really gone to the dogs lately. We can't discuss Pete in peace without everyone butting in with their 'hilarious' comments.


  • #21
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Good on him. If he can make 1.5 mil writing a book on crap nobody cares about, more power to him.


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  • #22
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Meh. Could be worse - could be the Jordan guide to parenting!


  • #23
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Biggins wrote: »
    Meh. Could be worse - could be the Jordan guide to parenting!

    Or could be this one:

    Jordan on Jordan
    One slag's guide to a relatively liberal, semi-secular, pro-Western Arab nation.


  • #24
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Or could be this one:

    Jordan on Jordan
    One slag's guide to a relatively liberal, semi-secular, pro-Western Arab nation.
    ROLF!


  • #25
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    bronte wrote: »
    Oh ffs! When will these gimps shut up and die? :mad:

    2012, apparently.


  • #26
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,309 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    Didn't Jordan get them?
    No she only got the ones she had with Andre. Peter got to keep the handicapped one called Harvey that is really Dwight Yorkes. :confused:


  • #27
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Quazzie wrote: »
    No she only got the ones she had with Andre. Peter got to keep the handicapped one called Harvey that is really Dwight Yorkes. :confused:

    Really? That's odd

    It's like a game of musical chairs for bastards


  • #28
    Vinta81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    What got me more was the fact that in the article it says Jordan is coming out with a book on "beauty tips"...erm pardon? Replace my MAC make up brush kit with garden utensils will be rule no.1 I say! You can lash on more foundation with a shovel that way!


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    LOL Jordan and make-up tips LOL

    Page one, line one.

    "First ladies take out the industrial trowel and like me put a layer of pollyfiller - opps sorry - make-up I meant to say, on and around an inch thick..."


  • #30
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Who cares.


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  • #31
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Mossy Monk wrote: »
    Who cares.

    Gorden Ramsey of course. He must be crapping it in his pants!" :pac:


  • #32
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Ehhh he's just announced he's getting a divorce! How ironic of a publishing house to suddenly approach him to write a family cookery book!

    It'll end up being a complete train-wreck!

    Page 1: Open the Tesco meal-for-one, put in microwave and heat for five minutes. Cry into your Pot Noodle, thinking about how your slag ex-wife has ensured custody of your children while you wait.


  • #33
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    http://www.drinksmixer.com/drinkn1m3404.html


  • #34
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Seriously though - of course everyone knows that he's not actually going to write this. They'll just cut and paste recipes off the internet, slap his mug on it and hope it will sell.


  • #35
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    I can imagine it now.

    ROIGHT LADS, HERES 'OW TO COOK A CHEESE TOASTIE;

    1 .GRATE CHEESE - I USUALLY USE MY ABS, BUT YOU FATSOS CAN USE A REGULAR GRATER.
    2. PUT THE CHEESE ON THE BREAD MATE.
    3. CRY A BIT CAUSE THAT SLUT DUMPED ME
    4. DROP PANTS AND USE THE RAYS THAT SHINE OUT OF YOUR ARSE TO BROWN THE CHEESE.
    5. PUT IT IN THE BIN 'CAUSE THERES WAY TOO MUCH FAT IN CHEESE TO KEEP THIS AWESOME BOD MATE.


  • #36
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Jumpy wrote: »
    I can imagine it now.

    ROIGHT LADS, HERES 'OW TO COOK A CHEESE TOASTIE;

    1 .GRATE CHEESE - I USUALLY USE MY ABS, BUT YOU FATSOS CAN USE A REGULAR GRATER.
    2. PUT THE CHEESE ON THE BREAD MATE.
    3. CRY A BIT CAUSE THAT SLUT DUMPED ME
    4. DROP PANTS AND USE THE RAYS THAT SHINE OUT OF YOUR ARSE TO BROWN THE CHEESE.
    5. PUT IT IN THE BIN 'CAUSE THERES WAY TOO MUCH FAT IN CHEESE TO KEEP THIS AWESOME BOD MATE.

    Will the book come with volume control to tone down his maddening shouting?


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  • #37
    mobius42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭mobius42


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Seriously though - of course everyone knows that he's not actually going to write this. They'll just cut and paste recipes off the internet, slap his mug on it and hope it will sell.

    Oh I don't think they'll be hoping. You can be sure that "Take A Break" reading morons will buy this.


  • #38
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Will the book come with volume control to tone down his maddening shouting?

    Aussies dont have volume control.


  • #39
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    mobius42 wrote: »
    Oh I don't think they'll be hoping. You can be sure that "Take A Break" reading morons will buy this.

    ...wouldn't they be better off having a KitKat instead? :rolleyes:


    *gets coat too!*


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