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Nicest compliment you've been paid

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    #92
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm not one of those mean lanky people. But sure, when you're born 5'9'' you tend to get a bit sensitive about your Stretch Armstrong like appearance.

    That is true, lanky doesn't build muscle.

    Nice to see a girl on afterhours or just a lady name...unless your a dude, in which case, deepest apologies and what the feck were you thinking using a name like *giggles*!?

    I am most definitely a lady, no really, I am. And I don't really know what I was doing choosing a name like *giggles*. It was probably something I had just heard someone saying.


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    #93
    m@cc@
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I got paid 100 euro after sex.


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    #94
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    No, don't do that. You might get me!!!!!

    It was the lankiest looking thing on the first page of a google search for "lanky"


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    #95
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Nice to see a girl on afterhours or just a lady name...

    Right, worst compliment I've received! Milktwosugars doesn't acknowledge that I'm a lady :(

    :pac:


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    #96
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    *giggles* wrote: »
    I am most definitely a lady, no really, I am. And I don't really know what I was doing choosing a name like *giggles*. It was probably something I had just heard someone saying.

    Well, it's a nice name either way. Kind of like me, I was giving my tea order when I picked mine.


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    #97
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    Not paid to me personally but they deserve a mention.

    "you don't sweat much for a fat bird"*

    "you dance well for a fat girl"*

    * I have witnessed both being said to women. :eek:


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    #98
    Donnelly117
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Donnelly117


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm not one of those mean lanky people. But sure, when you're born 5'9'' you tend to get a bit sensitive about your Stretch Armstrong like appearance.

    That is true, lanky doesn't build muscle.

    Nice to see a girl on afterhours or just a lady name...unless your a dude, in which case, deepest apologies and what the feck were you thinking using a name like *giggles*!?
    Jesus you were born 5 foot nine!!! :pac:


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    #99
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Well, it's a nice name either way. Kind of like me, I was giving my tea order when I picked mine.

    What about "twosugarsandenoughmilkforaspanishtan"?


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    #100
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    milktwosugars wrote: »
    when you're born 5'9''

    Did your mother get a plaque at the hospital?


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    #101
    Professey Chin
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    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I got paid 100 euro after sex.

    to leave


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    #102
    the_dark_side
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    that I was very attractive, was well hung and could go for hours :) (not joking)


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    #103
    *giggles*
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    the_dark_side wrote: »
    that I was very attractive, was well hung and could go for hours :) (not joking)

    Well hung? Who says that anymore?


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    #104
    Donnelly117
    Registered Users Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Donnelly117


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    to leave
    m@cc@ wrote: »
    I got paid 100 euro after sex.
    Zing!


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    #105
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    *giggles* wrote: »
    Well hung? Who says that anymore?

    Not you? You've clearly been going to the wrong places. :cool:


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    #106
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    Right, worst compliment I've received! Milktwosugars doesn't acknowledge that I'm a lady :(

    :pac:


    Oh no, I just...well like....maybe thought that pikachucheeks was some sort of sexual act. Forgot about pokemon. But hello ladyfriend!!! Doth be a brilliant morning for taking a turn and perhaps some arts and crafts this afternoon.


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    #107
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Rene Greasy Zephyr wrote: »
    Not you? You've clearly been going to the wrong places. :cool:

    The fact that I'm not a man would suggest the fact that I don't go around saying "I'm well hung"


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    #108
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Rene Greasy Zephyr wrote: »
    Did your mother get a plaque at the hospital?

    Several...the village threw her a parade. I even had my own float. Wimeen from all over the towns made me a lovely pink baby grow...took 7 balls of wool and 21 hours.


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    #109
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Donnelly117 wrote: »
    Jesus you were born 5 foot nine!!! :pac:

    Eh...no....See, I really don't get sarcasm, so you do know this is probably physiologicaly impossible, for humans?


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    #110
    the_dark_side
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    I beg your pardon... I meant that I have a large shlong, John Thomas etc etc


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    #111
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Wimeen from all over the towns made me a lovely pink baby grow...took 7 balls of wool and 21 hours.

    I do not understand what this means.


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    #112
    *giggles*
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    the_dark_side wrote: »
    I beg your pardon... I meant that I have a large shlong, John Thomas etc etc

    Are you for real? Honestly? Why can't you just use the correct term for it. By saying things like that, it just proves your immaturity. Be mature and call it what it is.


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    #113
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    I do not understand what this means.

    A particular word or the whole general thing?


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    #114
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,086 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sounds like women from around her town spent 21 hours knitting to make some clothing thing for her spawn


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    #115
    Tar.Aldarion
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    *giggles* wrote: »
    Are you for real? Honestly? Why can't you just use the correct term for it. By saying things like that, it just proves your immaturity. Be mature and call it what it is.

    Super soaker?


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    #116
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    Oh no, I just...well like....maybe thought that pikachucheeks was some sort of sexual act. Forgot about pokemon. But hello ladyfriend!!! Doth be a brilliant morning for taking a turn and perhaps some arts and crafts this afternoon.

    A sexual act!? :eek: I have large rosy cheeks I]on my face[/I like Pikachu :(

    Yes to the arts and crafts!
    the_dark_side wrote: »
    I beg your pardon... I meant that I have a large shlong, John Thomas etc etc

    Tinkywinky :D


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    #117
    chats
    Registered Users Posts: 72 ✭✭chats


    That_Guy wrote: »
    And at what point did you wake up. ;)

    no genuinely this happened...hard to believe i know! something tells me she was telling the truth...bit of a character that one:p


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    #118
    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Sounds like women from around her town spent 21 hours knitting to make some clothing thing for her spawn

    Bang goes the nail...but I was born normal like...feck this sarcasm lark anyways.


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    #119
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    milktwosugars wrote: »
    A particular word or the whole general thing?

    I'm gonna be honest witcha milkey - do you mind if I call you milkey? Milkey, the whole thing is completely bewildering to me imo.


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    #120
    the_dark_side
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭the_dark_side


    *giggles* wrote: »
    Are you for real? Honestly? Why can't you just use the correct term for it. By saying things like that, it just proves your immaturity. Be mature and call it what it is.

    Giving 'it' its technical term, is clinical and scientific... I am not a German... Pen is mightier then the sword


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    #121
    Fugly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Fugly


    .took 7 balls of wool and 21 hours.

    Lies!, it would take way more than 7 balls, she's not being sincere!!:eek:


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