Good/Bad Excuses?

In All Fairness

Heh Tom. I hope to God for your sake the MSN burd is a wimminz. Also you didn't tell us whether filthy biology chick was hauled in too. If she wasn't and you thought she might get in trouble with her folks and stayed quiet then fair play to you for acting like a gent. But otherwise the two of you should have insisted on the eavesdropper/snitch being dealt with after giving a graphic and detailed account(one that would make a pornstar blush) of a private conversation that it hurt ye to repeat to the deputy head.

On thread ,my brother tells a story about two lads out drinking after work. One a regular heavy drinker the other a very occasional tippler. Anyway they're lowering pints at a rate that the tippler isn't used to and after about eight pints a mouthful goes down the wrong way and he gets sick on himself ruining his jacket. He is distraught, the wife will kill him if she sees it etc. So his mate says not to worry and orders more pints. He then tells him that the best excuse is just to pop a €20 note into the top pocket of his suit jacket and say that it was a gentleman at the bar who it happened to and he was so mortified after getting sick on you that he gave you the €20 euro for drycleaning. The tippler agrees and the night continues. Fastforward to the following morning when the wife sees the jacket and demands an explanation. He tells the story and the wife sees it's plausible and checks the top pocket where she finds €40. "oh yeah I forgot, he shat in my pants aswell".

brummytom

In All Fairness wrote: »

Heh Tom. I hope to God for your sake the MSN burd is a wimminz. Also you didn't tell us whether filthy biology chick was hauled in too. If she wasn't and you thought she might get in trouble with her folks and stayed quiet then fair play to you for acting like a gent. But otherwise the two of you should have insisted on the eavesdropper/snitch being dealt with after giving a graphic and detailed account(one that would make a pornstar blush) of a private conversation that it hurt ye to repeat to the deputy head.

Yes, both the MSN and Biology people are wimminz (and very good-lookin ones at that... I spent all last night asking another girl from Biology to suck me off ).

No, I didn't mention Natalie's name (though I just have :P), but the evil bitch who told on us wasn't dealt with at all.. I didn't even think of that at the time, but yeah why wasn't she told off for eavesdopping?!

I didn't have to repeat the conversation to him, the deputy head already had a written statement from the eavesdropped. "NO YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX!" (I found out it is possible, so suck on that teacher twat).. the conversation was a laugh btw, not a serious biological discussion

On thread ,my brother tells a story about two lads out drinking after work. One a regular heavy drinker the other a very occasional tippler. Anyway they're lowering pints at a rate that the tippler isn't used to and after about eight pints a mouthful goes down the wrong way and he gets sick on himself ruining his jacket. He is distraught, the wife will kill him if she sees it etc. So his mate says not to worry and orders more pints. He then tells him that the best excuse is just to pop a €20 note into the top pocket of his suit jacket and say that it was a gentleman at the bar who it happened to and he was so mortified after getting sick on you that he gave you the €20 euro for drycleaning. The tippler agrees and the night continues. Fastforward to the following morning when the wife sees the jacket and demands an explanation. He tells the story and the wife sees it's plausible and checks the top pocket where she finds €40. "oh yeah I forgot, he shat in my pants aswell".

:pac::pac: Lovelyyy

Happy 200th BTW

demakinz

i have a friend who has had all 6 of grannys die in the last 2 years...

and in the words of shaggy...its wasnt me!

Four-Percent

Interceptor wrote: »

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Acceptor? Excepter? Cross-sceptre? Xylophone Controlled Pubic Tranny Rust?

The Big Red Button

brummytom wrote: »

"NO YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX!" (I found out it is possible, so suck on that teacher twat)

It is?! :eek:

In All Fairness

brummytom wrote: »

Happy 200th BTW

Cheers mate. Hadn't noticed. God i'm a lonely cnut great gas.

White_Feather

I won it on the horses....