Good/Bad Excuses?

brummytom

You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson to stop posting stupid threads, but no

So last night, I poured my heart out the this girl on MSN... I felt really embarassed afterwards and gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! ) It seemed like a good idea at the time, not so much this morning.

When I was sent to the deputy head for being "inappropriate" to girls (shouting bosoms down the corridor, talking about anal sex.. which was verry very funny to hear the deputy head repeat to me)
Anyway, went home.. Dad lunged at me (they'd called him at work).. and I told him I was "reassuring a girl who was feeling self-conscious".. he bought it, so I was pleased with that one. :cool:


What excuses have you made that you thought "Yeahh that's a great one", or in hindsight "WTF was I thinking?" ?

anniehoo

brummytom wrote: »

I told him I was "reassuring a girl who was feeling self-confident"..

Wha? The girl was feeling "self confident" i.e full of confidence...so you talked about boobs and anal sex! Eh..me no understand.

petes

I didn't do it.

brummytom

anniehoo wrote: »

Wha? The girl was feeling "self confident" i.e full of confidence...so you talked about boobs and anal sex! Eh..me no understand.

Damn my lack of proofreading- that was some amalgamation of self conscious and lack of confidence

Fink Goddie

brummytom wrote: »

Damn my lack of proofreading- that was some amalgamation of self conscious and lack of confidence

Bad excuse!

AnonoBoy

"My dog ate it"


The judge didn't buy that one I can tells ya.

Sea Sharp

You should of said:
MSN signs in automatically and somebody else was logged in as me.

Mayoegian

'The money was just resting in my account'....

4zn76tysfajdxp

The deputy Head? Why are you going to school in july? Is it a summer school for teenaged sexual offenders?

brummytom

Elianna Quaint Lifeguard wrote: »

The deputy Head? Why are you going to school in july? Is it a summer school for teenaged sexual offenders?

This was a few months ago


But we only broke up for summer a week ago... we don't get the ridiculous holidays you lucky bastards do

4zn76tysfajdxp

brummytom wrote: »

we don't get the ridiculous holidays you lucky bastards do

HEY!

Unemployment is not a holiday! :mad:



/eats candy-floss resentfully

Schism

It was like that when I got here.

Kirby

"There was this Raccoon.........."

Snowie

I loved getting in trouble in school .
Trying to get away with out being well.

The way it is depends on the person giving out to you i mean you can manipulate the conversation in a way which leads of to something that this person like to talk about them selves manly and sit there for 20 minutes listening with amazement, before you get onh you better get back to work ..... no bother good chatin. has worked once or twice...

Drone syndrome while acting completely dumb to what the offence was if you can go glassy eyed all the better. yes sir and walk of rolling your eyes walking away muttering "wanker" ....

If teachers got a kind heart, or see's the good in people you can extort this bye any means necessary, kinda guilty tho...

there there are the ones that you just can't can't can't get round there just unbelievable difficult to manipulate no matter what your reason complement, changing the subject shes reverts back to why have your tie down that far and whats with the earing? other then a letter from your parents and doctor to why you have a pair of trainers on ....

brummytom

It worked!! :eek:

(12:41)*her* : raaaaaah
(12:41) ›› . . .т σ м: heyloooo
(12:42) *her* : uu ok
(12:42) ›› . . .т σ м: yeah grand ta.. heads a bit sore
wbuu?
(12:43) *her* : lol yeh iim good thankss.. why was u drinkin all tht on yaa own?
lol
(12:43) ›› . . .т σ м: cos im a loner
(12:43) *her* : that acoholic style tom

Mwahahahaha

AnonoBoy

brummytom wrote: »

It worked!! :eek:



Mwahahahaha

Excellent now not only does she think you're the type of guy who'll pour his heart out at the drop of a hat but she also thinks you've got a drink problem!

Score one for you Tom!

brummytom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Excellent now not only does she think you're the type of guy who'll pour his heart out at the drop of a hat but she also thinks you've got a drink problem!

Score one for you Tom!

Yaaaaay

Earthhorse

Mayoegian wrote: »

'The money was just resting in my account'....

You have money in your MSN account?

brummytom wrote: »

But we only broke up for summer a week ago...

Ah, don't worry, you'll get over it. Probably better off dating someone your own age next time though.

TPD

brummytom wrote: »

It worked!! :eek:



Mwahahahaha

Jaysus you both look annoying as shíte to talk to on MSN

brummytom

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

Jaysus you both look annoying as shíte to talk to on MSN

And I come across the complete opposite on here
Don't worry.. Im just as annoying in real life too

Schism

I will piss myself laughing if she turns out to have a Boards account.

/watches thread with interest.

brummytom

Schism wrote: »

I will piss myself laughing if she turns out to have a Boards account.

/watches thread with interest.

No one in this countrys heard of boards... but she's family in Dublin.. maybe I'll delete her msn display name just in case

tony231974

It wasn't me (Shaggy)

angel01

That just reminds me why I hate MSN... I hate all those bloody animations people use instead of words and how they write hellooooooooooooo instead of just hello and add extra letters to words... drives me mad and then they keep nudging you if you haven't replied in about 5 seconds!!

Jonty

Honestly Doctor, I slipped and fell on it.

Pop's Diner

brummytom wrote: »

You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson to stop posting stupid threads, but no

So last night, I poured my heart out the this girl on MSN... I felt really embarassed afterwards and gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! ) It seemed like a good idea at the time, not so much this morning.

When I was sent to the deputy head for being "inappropriate" to girls (shouting bosoms down the corridor, talking about anal sex.. which was verry very funny to hear the deputy head repeat to me)
Anyway, went home.. Dad lunged at me (they'd called him at work).. and I told him I was "reassuring a girl who was feeling self-conscious".. he bought it, so I was pleased with that one. :cool:


What excuses have you made that you thought "Yeahh that's a great one", or in hindsight "WTF was I thinking?" ?

Are you pretending to be drunk right now as well?

ejmaztec

Like years ago when a friend of mine arrived home in the dark to his wife, his head-lights catching some guy's face in the bushes as drove onto the drive.

He jumped out of his car, grabbed the perv and asked him what the fuck he was doing.

"Fishing"

The nearest river was two miles away, but the perv insisted on sticking to his story even when the cops arrived.


ps it wasn't me, not that time anyway.:p

cosmic

Bad excuse...


I can't afford to eat healthy

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055635422

Four-Percent

brummytom wrote: »

It worked!! :eek:



Mwahahahaha

Hang your head in shame son, any male who has his MSN username in any font other than the default should cut his balls off and hand them back where he got them.

ejmaztec

She probably works for social services, and when Brummytom's tracked down, he'll be taken into care.:eek:

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

So last night, I poured my heart out the this girl on MSN... I felt really embarassed afterwards and gradually started to pretend I was pissed

What did you say to her?

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

What did you say to her?

I said I love her almost as much as you Abi :P

I dunno, a load of gibberish about caring about her, her being beautiful and all that... makes me sound gheyyy

DamoDLK

Brummytom, theres a few holes in your story please explain, to clarify, your 15 right?? was this girl in your class or school year? if so, why on earth would you refer to anal sex in such terms to her, who you'd see on an almost daily basis? its a bit thick in fairness.. are ya mad or wha!!!??? unless you were trying to score with her? and if such was the case it blew right up in your face! ..

brummytom

DamoDLK wrote: »

Brummytom, theres a few holes in your story please explain, to clarify, your 15 right?? was this girl in your class or school year? if so, why on earth would you refer to anal sex in such terms to her, who you'd see on an almost daily basis? its a bit thick in fairness.. are ya mad or wha!!!??? unless you were trying to score with her? and if such was the case it blew right up in your face! ..

Call me Tom, it's more informal :P

Yeah this girl I was talking about anal sex to (not the same one as I talked to on msn, it was just another example of an excuse) is in my biology class (;)) And because I'm a disgusting perv.. it wasn't actually the girl in question who reported me (me and her are both filthy) but someone else who heard what I was saying...

I hope that made sense..

ejmaztec

This thread's going to end in tears.:eek:

6th

I was possessed!

DamoDLK

Dude u poured your heart out talking (sic) about anal sex!!! wtf???

brummytom

No! The Original Post was about TWO DIFFERENT events.



*cries*

DamoDLK

brummytom wrote: »

No! The Original Post was about TWO DIFFERENT events.



*cries*

AH ok then your forgiven!! go on young man ride the feck outta yer science buddy chick!:pac:

hobochris

ejmaztec wrote: »

She probably works for social services, and when Brummytom's tracked down, he'll be taken into care.:eek:

defiantly..

Tom just add the missing digits to this postcode and someone will be round to help you shortly :D

WS1

brummytom

hobochris wrote: »

defiantly..

Tom just add the missing digits to this postcode and someone will be round to help you shortly :D

WS1

I'm quite scared you know the first 3 Chris...

Abi

brummytom wrote: »

I said I love her almost as much as you Abi :P

And it kinda went down hill after that eh? Shes a fussy one!

I dunno, I had a couple of drinks on me and I told her I cared about her, that shes beautiful, and I how think of her every time I fap... and she kinda flat-lined on me

Right, well I've fixed that up for ya to the way it prolly happened =P You can't tell the girl shes second in line and expect it to go down well :pac:

brummytom

Abigayle wrote: »

And it kinda went down hill after that eh? Shes a fussy one!

Well not all girls are as easygoing as you /hides

Right, well I've fixed that up for ya to the way it prolly happened =P You can't tell the girl shes second in line and expect it to go down well :pac:

Second in line to who? And I was stone cold sober - I've never touched a drop! But yeah.. it was awkward

hobochris

brummytom wrote: »

I'm quite scared you know the first 3 Chris...

Is the next one a 3 or a 4?

brummytom

hobochris wrote: »

Is the next one a 3 or a 4?

It's 987.4(reccuring)

I'm quite worried :eek:... do you live round here? :P

Latchy

brummytom wrote: »

Second in line to who?

tsk tsk to Abie of course :pac:





.....I think

brummytom

Latchy wrote: »

tsk tsk to Abie of course :pac:





.....I think

Ohh right.. yeah, to Abi

hobochris

brummytom wrote: »

It's 987.4(reccuring)

I'm quite worried :eek:... do you live round here? :P

nope :P

brummytom

hobochris wrote: »

nope :P

thank god :pac:

MizzLolly

Ah, English boys are sweet!

Armin_Tamzarian

brummytom wrote: »

gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! )

There's your problem right there.
You need to get drunk and let the liquor do the thinkin son.