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Good/Bad Excuses?

  • 29-07-2009 10:56am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭


    You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson to stop posting stupid threads, but no :/

    So last night, I poured my heart out the this girl on MSN... I felt really embarassed afterwards and gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! :D) It seemed like a good idea at the time, not so much this morning. :o

    When I was sent to the deputy head for being "inappropriate" to girls (shouting bosoms down the corridor, talking about anal sex.. which was verry very funny to hear the deputy head repeat to me)
    Anyway, went home.. Dad lunged at me (they'd called him at work).. and I told him I was "reassuring a girl who was feeling self-conscious".. he bought it, so I was pleased with that one. :cool:


    What excuses have you made that you thought "Yeahh that's a great one", or in hindsight "WTF was I thinking?" ?
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    brummytom wrote: »
    I told him I was "reassuring a girl who was feeling self-confident"..
    Wha? The girl was feeling "self confident" i.e full of confidence...so you talked about boobs and anal sex! Eh..me no understand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I didn't do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Wha? The girl was feeling "self confident" i.e full of confidence...so you talked about boobs and anal sex! Eh..me no understand.

    Damn my lack of proofreading- that was some amalgamation of self conscious and lack of confidence


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    brummytom wrote: »
    Damn my lack of proofreading- that was some amalgamation of self conscious and lack of confidence

    Bad excuse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "My dog ate it"


    The judge didn't buy that one I can tells ya. :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    You should of said:
    MSN signs in automatically and somebody else was logged in as me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭Mayoegian


    'The money was just resting in my account'....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    The deputy Head? Why are you going to school in july? Is it a summer school for teenaged sexual offenders?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    The deputy Head? Why are you going to school in july? Is it a summer school for teenaged sexual offenders?

    This was a few months ago


    But we only broke up for summer a week ago... we don't get the ridiculous holidays you lucky bastards do :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    brummytom wrote: »
    we don't get the ridiculous holidays you lucky bastards do :(

    HEY!

    Unemployment is not a holiday! :mad:



    /eats candy-floss resentfully


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    It was like that when I got here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,084 ✭✭✭✭Kirby


    "There was this Raccoon.........."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I loved getting in trouble in school :D.
    Trying to get away with out being well.

    The way it is depends on the person giving out to you i mean you can manipulate the conversation in a way which leads of to something that this person like to talk about them selves manly and sit there for 20 minutes listening with amazement, before you get onh you better get back to work ..... no bother good chatin. :) has worked once or twice...

    Drone syndrome while acting completely dumb to what the offence was if you can go glassy eyed all the better. yes sir and walk of rolling your eyes walking away muttering "wanker" ....

    If teachers got a kind heart, or see's the good in people you can extort this bye any means necessary, kinda guilty tho...

    there there are the ones that you just can't can't can't get round there just unbelievable difficult to manipulate no matter what your reason complement, changing the subject shes reverts back to why have your tie down that far and whats with the earing? other then a letter from your parents and doctor to why you have a pair of trainers on ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    It worked!! :eek:
    (12:41)*her* : raaaaaah
    (12:41) ›› . . .т σ м: heyloooo
    (12:42) *her* : uu ok
    (12:42) ›› . . .т σ м: yeah grand ta.. heads a bit sore
    wbuu?
    (12:43) *her* : lol yeh iim good thankss.. why was u drinkin all tht on yaa own?
    lol
    (12:43) ›› . . .т σ м: cos im a loner
    (12:43) *her* : that acoholic style tom

    Mwahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    brummytom wrote: »
    It worked!! :eek:



    Mwahahahaha

    Excellent now not only does she think you're the type of guy who'll pour his heart out at the drop of a hat but she also thinks you've got a drink problem!

    Score one for you Tom!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Excellent now not only does she think you're the type of guy who'll pour his heart out at the drop of a hat but she also thinks you've got a drink problem!

    Score one for you Tom!

    Yaaaaay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,716 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Mayoegian wrote: »
    'The money was just resting in my account'....

    You have money in your MSN account? :confused:
    brummytom wrote: »
    But we only broke up for summer a week ago...

    Ah, don't worry, you'll get over it. Probably better off dating someone your own age next time though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    brummytom wrote: »
    It worked!! :eek:



    Mwahahahaha

    Jaysus you both look annoying as shíte to talk to on MSN


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Jaysus you both look annoying as shíte to talk to on MSN

    And I come across the complete opposite on here :confused:
    Don't worry.. Im just as annoying in real life too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    I will piss myself laughing if she turns out to have a Boards account.

    /watches thread with interest.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Schism wrote: »
    I will piss myself laughing if she turns out to have a Boards account.

    /watches thread with interest.

    No one in this countrys heard of boards... but she's family in Dublin.. maybe I'll delete her msn display name just in case :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭tony231974


    It wasn't me (Shaggy)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,030 ✭✭✭angel01


    That just reminds me why I hate MSN... I hate all those bloody animations people use instead of words and how they write hellooooooooooooo instead of just hello and add extra letters to words... drives me mad and then they keep nudging you if you haven't replied in about 5 seconds!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭Jonty


    Honestly Doctor, I slipped and fell on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    brummytom wrote: »
    You'd have thought I'd have learnt my lesson to stop posting stupid threads, but no :/

    So last night, I poured my heart out the this girl on MSN... I felt really embarassed afterwards and gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! :D) It seemed like a good idea at the time, not so much this morning. :o

    When I was sent to the deputy head for being "inappropriate" to girls (shouting bosoms down the corridor, talking about anal sex.. which was verry very funny to hear the deputy head repeat to me)
    Anyway, went home.. Dad lunged at me (they'd called him at work).. and I told him I was "reassuring a girl who was feeling self-conscious".. he bought it, so I was pleased with that one. :cool:


    What excuses have you made that you thought "Yeahh that's a great one", or in hindsight "WTF was I thinking?" ?

    Are you pretending to be drunk right now as well? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Like years ago when a friend of mine arrived home in the dark to his wife, his head-lights catching some guy's face in the bushes as drove onto the drive.

    He jumped out of his car, grabbed the perv and asked him what the fuck he was doing.

    "Fishing"

    The nearest river was two miles away, but the perv insisted on sticking to his story even when the cops arrived.


    ps it wasn't me, not that time anyway.:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭cosmic


    Bad excuse...


    I can't afford to eat healthy

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055635422


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    brummytom wrote: »
    It worked!! :eek:



    Mwahahahaha

    Hang your head in shame son, any male who has his MSN username in any font other than the default should cut his balls off and hand them back where he got them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    She probably works for social services, and when Brummytom's tracked down, he'll be taken into care.:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    So last night, I poured my heart out the this girl on MSN... I felt really embarassed afterwards and gradually started to pretend I was pissed

    What did you say to her? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    What did you say to her? ;)

    I said I love her almost as much as you Abi :P

    I dunno, a load of gibberish about caring about her, her being beautiful and all that... makes me sound gheyyy :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    Brummytom, theres a few holes in your story please explain, to clarify, your 15 right?? was this girl in your class or school year? if so, why on earth would you refer to anal sex in such terms to her, who you'd see on an almost daily basis? its a bit thick in fairness.. are ya mad or wha!!!??? unless you were trying to score with her? and if such was the case it blew right up in your face! ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    DamoDLK wrote: »
    Brummytom, theres a few holes in your story please explain, to clarify, your 15 right?? was this girl in your class or school year? if so, why on earth would you refer to anal sex in such terms to her, who you'd see on an almost daily basis? its a bit thick in fairness.. are ya mad or wha!!!??? unless you were trying to score with her? and if such was the case it blew right up in your face! ..

    Call me Tom, it's more informal :P

    Yeah this girl I was talking about anal sex to (not the same one as I talked to on msn, it was just another example of an excuse) is in my biology class (;)) And because I'm a disgusting perv.. it wasn't actually the girl in question who reported me (me and her are both filthy) but someone else who heard what I was saying...

    I hope that made sense..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    This thread's going to end in tears.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I was possessed!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    Dude u poured your heart out talking (sic) about anal sex!!! wtf???:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    No! The Original Post was about TWO DIFFERENT events.



    *cries*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    brummytom wrote: »
    No! The Original Post was about TWO DIFFERENT events.



    *cries*

    AH ok then your forgiven!! go on young man ride the feck outta yer science buddy chick!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    She probably works for social services, and when Brummytom's tracked down, he'll be taken into care.:eek:
    defiantly..

    Tom just add the missing digits to this postcode and someone will be round to help you shortly ;):D

    WS1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hobochris wrote: »
    defiantly..

    Tom just add the missing digits to this postcode and someone will be round to help you shortly ;):D

    WS1

    I'm quite scared you know the first 3 Chris...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    I said I love her almost as much as you Abi :P
    And it kinda went down hill after that eh? Shes a fussy one!
    I dunno, I had a couple of drinks on me and I told her I cared about her, that shes beautiful, and I how think of her every time I fap... and she kinda flat-lined on me :o
    Right, well I've fixed that up for ya to the way it prolly happened =P You can't tell the girl shes second in line and expect it to go down well :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    And it kinda went down hill after that eh? Shes a fussy one!
    Well not all girls are as easygoing as you /hides
    Right, well I've fixed that up for ya to the way it prolly happened =P You can't tell the girl shes second in line and expect it to go down well :pac:
    Second in line to who? And I was stone cold sober - I've never touched a drop! But yeah.. it was awkward :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm quite scared you know the first 3 Chris...

    Is the next one a 3 or a 4? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hobochris wrote: »
    Is the next one a 3 or a 4? :D

    It's 987.4(reccuring)

    I'm quite worried :eek:... do you live round here? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    brummytom wrote: »
    Second in line to who? :/
    tsk tsk to Abie of course :pac:





    .....I think


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Latchy wrote: »
    tsk tsk to Abie of course :pac:





    .....I think

    Ohh right.. yeah, to Abi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    brummytom wrote: »
    It's 987.4(reccuring)

    I'm quite worried :eek:... do you live round here? :P

    nope :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hobochris wrote: »
    nope :P


    thank god :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Ah, English boys are sweet! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    brummytom wrote: »
    gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! :D)

    There's your problem right there.
    You need to get drunk and let the liquor do the thinkin son.


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