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Good/Bad Excuses?

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    #32
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    What did you say to her? ;)

    I said I love her almost as much as you Abi :P

    I dunno, a load of gibberish about caring about her, her being beautiful and all that... makes me sound gheyyy :D


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    #33
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    Brummytom, theres a few holes in your story please explain, to clarify, your 15 right?? was this girl in your class or school year? if so, why on earth would you refer to anal sex in such terms to her, who you'd see on an almost daily basis? its a bit thick in fairness.. are ya mad or wha!!!??? unless you were trying to score with her? and if such was the case it blew right up in your face! ..


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    #34
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    DamoDLK wrote: »
    Brummytom, theres a few holes in your story please explain, to clarify, your 15 right?? was this girl in your class or school year? if so, why on earth would you refer to anal sex in such terms to her, who you'd see on an almost daily basis? its a bit thick in fairness.. are ya mad or wha!!!??? unless you were trying to score with her? and if such was the case it blew right up in your face! ..

    Call me Tom, it's more informal :P

    Yeah this girl I was talking about anal sex to (not the same one as I talked to on msn, it was just another example of an excuse) is in my biology class (;)) And because I'm a disgusting perv.. it wasn't actually the girl in question who reported me (me and her are both filthy) but someone else who heard what I was saying...

    I hope that made sense..


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    #35
    ejmaztec
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    This thread's going to end in tears.:eek:


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    #36
    6th
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    I was possessed!


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    #37
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    Dude u poured your heart out talking (sic) about anal sex!!! wtf???:confused:


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    #38
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    No! The Original Post was about TWO DIFFERENT events.



    *cries*


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    #39
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    brummytom wrote: »
    No! The Original Post was about TWO DIFFERENT events.



    *cries*

    AH ok then your forgiven!! go on young man ride the feck outta yer science buddy chick!:pac:


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    #40
    hobochris
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    She probably works for social services, and when Brummytom's tracked down, he'll be taken into care.:eek:
    defiantly..

    Tom just add the missing digits to this postcode and someone will be round to help you shortly ;):D

    WS1


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    #41
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hobochris wrote: »
    defiantly..

    Tom just add the missing digits to this postcode and someone will be round to help you shortly ;):D

    WS1

    I'm quite scared you know the first 3 Chris...


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    #42
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    I said I love her almost as much as you Abi :P
    And it kinda went down hill after that eh? Shes a fussy one!
    I dunno, I had a couple of drinks on me and I told her I cared about her, that shes beautiful, and I how think of her every time I fap... and she kinda flat-lined on me :o
    Right, well I've fixed that up for ya to the way it prolly happened =P You can't tell the girl shes second in line and expect it to go down well :pac:


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    #43
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    And it kinda went down hill after that eh? Shes a fussy one!
    Well not all girls are as easygoing as you /hides
    Right, well I've fixed that up for ya to the way it prolly happened =P You can't tell the girl shes second in line and expect it to go down well :pac:
    Second in line to who? And I was stone cold sober - I've never touched a drop! But yeah.. it was awkward :/


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    #44
    hobochris
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'm quite scared you know the first 3 Chris...

    Is the next one a 3 or a 4? :D


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    #45
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hobochris wrote: »
    Is the next one a 3 or a 4? :D

    It's 987.4(reccuring)

    I'm quite worried :eek:... do you live round here? :P


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    #46
    Latchy
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    brummytom wrote: »
    Second in line to who? :/
    tsk tsk to Abie of course :pac:





    .....I think


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    #47
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Latchy wrote: »
    tsk tsk to Abie of course :pac:





    .....I think

    Ohh right.. yeah, to Abi


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    #48
    hobochris
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    brummytom wrote: »
    It's 987.4(reccuring)

    I'm quite worried :eek:... do you live round here? :P

    nope :P


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    #49
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    hobochris wrote: »
    nope :P


    thank god :pac:


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    #50
    MizzLolly
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    Ah, English boys are sweet! :)


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    #51
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    brummytom wrote: »
    gradually started to pretend I was pissed (sloppy writing, slipping in I'd had a few - I've never drank! :D)

    There's your problem right there.
    You need to get drunk and let the liquor do the thinkin son.


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    #52
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Ah, English boys are sweet! :)

    I take it you've never been to England? :P


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    #53
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    brummytom wrote: »
    I take it you've never been to England? :P

    An English boy tried to 'woo' me once. Bless, he was sweet. He represented English boys in a lovely manner, I must say! :)


    *yes I was in England once but I was too young to remember


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    #54
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    An English boy tried to 'woo' me once. Bless, he was sweet. He represented English boys in a lovely manner, I must say! :)


    *yes I was in England once but I was too young to remember

    He represented the minority... I'm here to represent the majority of English lads, the cúnts :D


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    #55
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    brummytom wrote: »
    He represented the minority... I'm here to represent the majority of English lads, the cúnts :D

    Tommy!!!!!!! :eek: You used the word!! :eek:


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    #56
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Tommy!!!!!!! :eek: You used the word!! :eek:

    What, English?

    Sorry :(


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    #57
    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    I'm blocking the OP, if I cringe any more I'll hurt myself.


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    #58
    Interceptor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    TomCo wrote: »
    I'm blocking the OP, if I cringe any more I'll hurt myself.

    Me too - I read a few posts and puked into the back of my mouth.

    I'm off before I say something rude about English people, even if it is true...

    'c


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    #59
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Interceptor wrote: »
    I'm off before I say something rude about English people, even if it is true...

    'c

    Go onnnnn


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    #60
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Interceptor wrote: »
    'c

    I love your way of signing off.

    'ecu

    /sarcasm


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    #61
    Interceptor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    I love your way of signing off.

    'ecu

    /sarcasm

    Arrange the following words into a well known phrase or sentance - ME BITE

    'xcptr


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