Really Hot / Beatifull woman

TheCaveman

As you know,,,, it is summer, and there is a lot of hot woman around....

So, i did something i never thought i would do,,,,

I saw this amazing hot woman, she is/was like a 12 of of 10

I went up to her, told her, she is the most amazing beatifull woman i ever saw.... I am completely in love with her....

Told her this,,,, and walked away....


And i was completely sober.... no beer or any alcohol involved....


Did you ever do something like this????

I still cant believe i did this today.......

Abi

It doesn't matter if you were drunk or sober. She assumed you were drunk.

jumpguy

Fair play to ya for balls anyway! Did she get back to ya (or did you not leave a number or anything)?

Silverfish

I thought you'd have hit her over the head and brought her back to the cave?

brummytom

She won't have believed your compliments unless you started fapping in front of her



Try that next time

Piste

She probably thinks you're completely shallow as you "love" her even though you've never met her.

dr.bollocko

I saw you OP. Fair play. You came across eloquently for a man wearing nothing but a muzzle and cling film.

Sir Molle

Or put your dick in your own ass and she would be like "woah" and would sleep with you.

TheCaveman

no.... told her this,,,, and walked away....

Never to see her again....

But,,,, I did it,

Sir Molle

Sorry, the above post was silly of me,







I should never have assumed the op was a bloke.

K-9

The walking away part kind of ruined it.

Sir Molle

K-9 wrote: »

The walking away part kind of ruined it.

No point in hanging around for the inevitable kick in the balls.

dr.bollocko

Sir Molle wrote: »

No point in hanging around for the inevitable kick in the balls.

Any time I ever got a good kick in the balls I learned rather a lot from it.

Whosbetter?

That's right OP, play it cool.;)

MizzLolly

Ah that's really sweet OP!

Don't feel stupid about it, sure it's goofy but it's a really nice thing to do aswell. I remember a guy walking over to me once and he said that he just wanted to say I was absolutely beautiful. No cheesy lines, no asking for my number, no leering, sleazing etc.. just a lovely compliment. I think it was so nice because he didn't wait around to try it on and he wasn't doing it to chance his arm or anything. He just said what he wanted to say and walked on. Definately the nicest compliment I've gotten (because he didn't have an agenda for which I needed to be 'wooed')

So feel very good tonight coz you probably made her smile!

Latchy

Women in General are naturally suspicious when a stranger come up to them in public with compliments such as you did OP .

She might be looking out her window every half hr now to see if she's has a stalker

TheCaveman

ok, so i should have waited for a relpy....

dont think so....

I could not believed i done it in the first place....

after i said it,,,, i stood there,,,,, thinking,,,, ok ,,,, i am going now....

Sharpshooter

TheCaveman wrote: »

no.... told her this,,,, and walked away....

Never to see her again....

But,,,, I did it,

Fair play, I'd say she was quietly chuffed.;)

My name is URL

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-pick-up-line-win.jpg

Basq

TheCaveman wrote: »

ok, so i should have waited for a relpy....

dont think so....

I could not believed i done it in the first place....

after i said it,,,, i stood there,,,,, thinking,,,, ok ,,,, i am going now....

You'd have never been in there..

Gorgeous women loathe men who mask their small testicles with an over-use of commas and / or full-stops!






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biko

woman! I love joo!

Latchy

basquille wrote: »

You'd have never been in there..

Gorgeous women loathe men who mask their small testicles with an over-use of commas and / or full-stops!

You had to tell him didn't you , destroy his moement of joy with harsh reality .

Oh cruel world ...

Sharpshooter

basquille wrote: »

You'd have never been in there..

Gorgeous women loathe men who mask their small testicles with an over-use of commas and / or full-stops!






...............................................

That's not nice,he might have a stammer.:pac:

AlmightyCushion

You should have pulled the old man bit that barney used in How I Met Your Mother. You'd be well in there.

Snowie

you may as well put an apple in your mouth saying things like that :pac:

Sparky

Should have sang "Hey Baby"

Basq

Similar thing actually happened to me OP.

Was walking in Phoenix Park about 2 years ago. It was a cool Summer's day.. the sun was singing and the birds were shining. The dog excrement was shinier than normal, dogs were out walking their people and everything just felt pleasant.

I spotted a gorgeous girl in the distance and knew this was a moment I'd to step up and tell this stunning woman how much I adored her.

Told her how I felt.. that she was the most gorgeous girl in the world. I lay at her feet and told her how I'd climb rivers to find her and swim mountains in order to get to her. And that she was absolutely perfect and I'd spent every morning for the rest of my life cherishing her, adoring her and keep telling myself how lucky I am. She looked at me and smiled and whispered in my ear "it's not meant to be but someday somewhere we'll meet again and maybe things will be different". She walked away and I stood there heartbroken.. that I could reveal so much to this girl only to have her tear me apart..






.. so I hit her with my car.

Smarmy bitch deserved it!

TheCaveman

well...

atleast did it today....

So, if you were that brunett woman today, and a stranger told you what i said today, @ St Stephems Greent in Dublin

pm me...

:D:D

brummytom

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ah that's really sweet OP!

Don't feel stupid about it, sure it's goofy but it's a really nice thing to do aswell. I remember a guy walking over to me once and he said that he just wanted to say I was absolutely beautiful. No cheesy lines, no asking for my number, no leering, sleazing etc.. just a lovely compliment. I think it was so nice because he didn't wait around to try it on and he wasn't doing it to chance his arm or anything. He just said what he wanted to say and walked on. Definately the nicest compliment I've gotten (because he didn't have an agenda for which I needed to be 'wooed')

So feel very good tonight coz you probably made her smile!

He was probably gay in all fairness...

Latchy

Such poetry ..sigh

MizzLolly

brummytom wrote: »

He was probably gay in all fairness...

Ouch!

Sharpshooter

TheCaveman wrote: »

well...

atleast did it today....

So, if you were that brunett woman today, and a stranger told you what i said today, @ St Stephems Greent in Dublin

pm me...

:D:D

PM sent.:)

TheZohanS

TheCaveman wrote: »

well...

atleast did it today....

So, if you were that brunett woman today, and a stranger told you what i said today, @ St Stephems Greent in Dublin

pm me...

:D:D

Maybe next time you'll ask the girl for her number.

newmills

Nice work OP.

I also saw a vision of absolute beauty the other day. Unfortunately I was in the car with my 8 and a half month pregnant wife and my 2 daughters - one of whom had her 2 fingers in her nose - the other had spilled apple juice down her top and was crying at the top of her lungs.
The wife was complaining about her swollen ankles and how she has heartburn from she gets up in the morning until she goes to bed at night.

I looked out the window at the beauty and I saw the look of pity in her eyes as she clapped her eyes on me.

I looked shamefully ahead.

tech77

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ah that's really sweet OP!

Don't feel stupid about it, sure it's goofy but it's a really nice thing to do aswell. I remember a guy walking over to me once and he said that he just wanted to say I was absolutely beautiful. No cheesy lines, no asking for my number, no leering, sleazing etc.. just a lovely compliment. I think it was so nice because he didn't wait around to try it on and he wasn't doing it to chance his arm or anything. He just said what he wanted to say and walked on. Definately the nicest compliment I've gotten (because he didn't have an agenda for which I needed to be 'wooed')

So feel very good tonight coz you probably made her smile!

FYP.
Go on, that's what you really wanted to say.
:P

MizzLolly

tech77 wrote: »

FYP.
Go on, that's what you really wanted to say.
:P

like it has to be pointed out in the first place :rolleyes: :pac:

But really, leave the OP alone, what he did was very sweet!

kraggy

The word "love" is the most abused word in the English language.

brummytom

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ouch!

****; that came out wrong!

I don't presume you look like a man, just that very few straight men would act that way :P

Latchy

kraggy wrote: »

The word "love" is the most abused word in the English language.

And the one most used in popular music .

An Fear Aniar

kraggy wrote: »

The word "love" is the most abused word in the English language.

Oh indeed yes.

.

ShooterSF

basquille wrote: »

Similar thing actually happened to me OP.

Was walking in Phoenix Park about 2 years ago. It was a cool Summer's day.. the sun was singing and the birds were shining. The dog excrement was shinier than normal, dogs were out walking their people and everything just felt pleasant.

I spotted a gorgeous girl in the distance and knew this was a moment I'd to step up and tell this stunning woman how much I adored her.

Told her how I felt.. that she was the most gorgeous girl in the world. I lay at her feet and told her how I'd climb rivers to find her and swim mountains in order to get to her. And that she was absolutely perfect and I'd spent every morning for the rest of my life cherishing her, adoring her and keep telling myself how lucky I am. She looked at me and smiled and whispered in my ear "it's not meant to be but someday somewhere we'll meet again and maybe things will be different". She walked away and I stood there heartbroken.. that I could reveal so much to this girl only to have her tear me apart..






.. so I hit her with my car.

Smarmy bitch deserved it!

She deserved it. How many guys would swim mountains for love?

Edit - Oh and OP. No, just no! If you did it just to compliment someone, pick someone who needs it. She's probably sick of guys telling her she's beautiful. If you just want to make someones day pick someone who's not a 12.
If you did it in the hope of getting any then for godsake don't do what you did!

Raekwon

MizzLolly wrote: »

So feel very good tonight coz you probably made her smile!

She was a 12 out of 10 so I doubt a randomer saying she was beautiful made her smile. Now pull up in a Porsche 911, 'accidently' drop a roll of €500's and say what you said then you might get to see those pearly whites

Spastafarian

I bet she was an almighty bitch.

mark renton

newmills wrote: »

Nice work OP.

I also saw a vision of absolute beauty the other day. Unfortunately I was in the car with my 8 and a half month pregnant wife and my 2 daughters - one of whom had her 2 fingers in her nose - the other had spilled apple juice down her top and was crying at the top of her lungs.
The wife was complaining about her swollen ankles and how she has heartburn from she gets up in the morning until she goes to bed at night.

I looked out the window at the beauty and I saw the look of pity in her eyes as she clapped her eyes on me.

I looked shamefully ahead.

In that situation Amy Winehouse would look attractive!!

Tar.Aldarion

I know what you mean OP, was great the first time you got a courage to go up to the hottest girl there and chat. Then you are like, what was the big deal...*









*Clonidine yesss

enniscorthy

Spastafarian wrote: »

I bet she was an almighty bitch.

DEFO MATE TOTAL COW

4zn76tysfajdxp

kraggy wrote: »

The word "love" is the most abused word in the English language.

Well said, love.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I noticed this girl kept staring at me, I found her to be very very attractive, I kept catching her out, so I said **** it, wrote my number on a piece of paper and asked her to give me a text if she wanted to meet for a drink or something... Never done it before, probably won't ever do it again :P

Sir Molle

I bet she never text you.

brendansmith

Jesus OP thats embarrassing.

Id be mortified not boastful.

Acacia

That's nice , OP. Probably shouldn't have told her that you loved her though...

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