Really Hot / Beatifull woman

TheCaveman · 12-07-2009 10:08PM #1

As you know,,,, it is summer, and there is a lot of hot woman around....

So, i did something i never thought i would do,,,,

I saw this amazing hot woman, she is/was like a 12 of of 10

I went up to her, told her, she is the most amazing beatifull woman i ever saw.... I am completely in love with her....

Told her this,,,, and walked away....

And i was completely sober.... no beer or any alcohol involved....

Did you ever do something like this????

I still cant believe i did this today.......

Abi · 12-07-2009 10:10PM

It doesn't matter if you were drunk or sober. She assumed you were drunk.

jumpguy · 12-07-2009 10:10PM

Fair play to ya for balls anyway! Did she get back to ya (or did you not leave a number or anything)?

Silverfish · 12-07-2009 10:10PM

I thought you'd have hit her over the head and brought her back to the cave?

brummytom · 12-07-2009 10:12PM

She won't have believed your compliments unless you started fapping in front of her

Try that next time

Piste · 12-07-2009 10:13PM

She probably thinks you're completely shallow as you "love" her even though you've never met her.

dr.bollocko · 12-07-2009 10:13PM

I saw you OP. Fair play. You came across eloquently for a man wearing nothing but a muzzle and cling film.

Sir Molle · 12-07-2009 10:14PM

Or put your dick in your own ass and she would be like "woah" and would sleep with you.

TheCaveman · 12-07-2009 10:14PM

no.... told her this,,,, and walked away....

Never to see her again....

But,,,, I did it,

Sir Molle · 12-07-2009 10:14PM

Sorry, the above post was silly of me,

I should never have assumed the op was a bloke.

K-9 · 12-07-2009 10:15PM

The walking away part kind of ruined it.

Sir Molle · 12-07-2009 10:16PM

K-9 wrote: »

The walking away part kind of ruined it.

No point in hanging around for the inevitable kick in the balls.

dr.bollocko · 12-07-2009 10:17PM

Sir Molle wrote: »

No point in hanging around for the inevitable kick in the balls.

Any time I ever got a good kick in the balls I learned rather a lot from it.

Whosbetter? · 12-07-2009 10:17PM

That's right OP, play it cool.;)

MizzLolly · 12-07-2009 10:17PM

Ah that's really sweet OP!

Don't feel stupid about it, sure it's goofy but it's a really nice thing to do aswell. I remember a guy walking over to me once and he said that he just wanted to say I was absolutely beautiful. No cheesy lines, no asking for my number, no leering, sleazing etc.. just a lovely compliment. I think it was so nice because he didn't wait around to try it on and he wasn't doing it to chance his arm or anything. He just said what he wanted to say and walked on. Definately the nicest compliment I've gotten (because he didn't have an agenda for which I needed to be 'wooed')

So feel very good tonight coz you probably made her smile!

Latchy · 12-07-2009 10:18PM

Women in General are naturally suspicious when a stranger come up to them in public with compliments such as you did OP .

She might be looking out her window every half hr now to see if she's has a stalker

TheCaveman · 12-07-2009 10:18PM

ok, so i should have waited for a relpy....

dont think so....

I could not believed i done it in the first place....

after i said it,,,, i stood there,,,,, thinking,,,, ok ,,,, i am going now....

Sharpshooter · 12-07-2009 10:20PM

TheCaveman wrote: »

no.... told her this,,,, and walked away....

Never to see her again....

But,,,, I did it,

Fair play, I'd say she was quietly chuffed.;)

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Basq · 12-07-2009 10:23PM

TheCaveman wrote: »

ok, so i should have waited for a relpy....

dont think so....

I could not believed i done it in the first place....

after i said it,,,, i stood there,,,,, thinking,,,, ok ,,,, i am going now....

You'd have never been in there..

Gorgeous women loathe men who mask their small testicles with an over-use of commas and / or full-stops!

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biko · 12-07-2009 10:24PM

woman! I love joo!

Latchy · 12-07-2009 10:27PM

basquille wrote: »

You'd have never been in there..

Gorgeous women loathe men who mask their small testicles with an over-use of commas and / or full-stops!

You had to tell him didn't you , destroy his moement of joy with harsh reality .

Oh cruel world ...

Sharpshooter · 12-07-2009 10:27PM

basquille wrote: »

You'd have never been in there..

Gorgeous women loathe men who mask their small testicles with an over-use of commas and / or full-stops!

...............................................

That's not nice,he might have a stammer.:pac:

AlmightyCushion · 12-07-2009 10:29PM

You should have pulled the old man bit that barney used in How I Met Your Mother. You'd be well in there.

Snowie · 12-07-2009 10:29PM

you may as well put an apple in your mouth saying things like that :pac:

Sparky · 12-07-2009 10:30PM

Should have sang "Hey Baby"

Basq · 12-07-2009 10:31PM

Similar thing actually happened to me OP.

Was walking in Phoenix Park about 2 years ago. It was a cool Summer's day.. the sun was singing and the birds were shining. The dog excrement was shinier than normal, dogs were out walking their people and everything just felt pleasant.

I spotted a gorgeous girl in the distance and knew this was a moment I'd to step up and tell this stunning woman how much I adored her.

Told her how I felt.. that she was the most gorgeous girl in the world. I lay at her feet and told her how I'd climb rivers to find her and swim mountains in order to get to her. And that she was absolutely perfect and I'd spent every morning for the rest of my life cherishing her, adoring her and keep telling myself how lucky I am. She looked at me and smiled and whispered in my ear "it's not meant to be but someday somewhere we'll meet again and maybe things will be different". She walked away and I stood there heartbroken.. that I could reveal so much to this girl only to have her tear me apart..

.. so I hit her with my car.

Smarmy bitch deserved it!

TheCaveman · 12-07-2009 10:32PM

well...

atleast did it today....

So, if you were that brunett woman today, and a stranger told you what i said today, @ St Stephems Greent in Dublin

pm me...

:D:D

brummytom · 12-07-2009 10:32PM

MizzLolly wrote: »

Ah that's really sweet OP!

Don't feel stupid about it, sure it's goofy but it's a really nice thing to do aswell. I remember a guy walking over to me once and he said that he just wanted to say I was absolutely beautiful. No cheesy lines, no asking for my number, no leering, sleazing etc.. just a lovely compliment. I think it was so nice because he didn't wait around to try it on and he wasn't doing it to chance his arm or anything. He just said what he wanted to say and walked on. Definately the nicest compliment I've gotten (because he didn't have an agenda for which I needed to be 'wooed')

So feel very good tonight coz you probably made her smile!

He was probably gay in all fairness...

Latchy · 12-07-2009 10:33PM

Such poetry ..sigh

MizzLolly · 12-07-2009 10:33PM

brummytom wrote: »

He was probably gay in all fairness...

Ouch!

Really Hot / Beatifull woman

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