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Teen pregnant after 'swimming in pool'

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    #62
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,980 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    trustno1 wrote: »
    12 year olds wa*k?!.. seriously.. I had just better stop reading this thread as its getting too much.. my son will be 12 in a year and a half and my heart is breaking thinking of him potentially wa*king in a pool in a year and a half's time when we are on holiday with a view to getting some polish girl pregnant!!!!..
    Like I said, the pool in the Egypt case was probably (and most every pool. Especially community pools very certainly are) treated with chlorine.

    Its not an environment a sperm cell can operate in at all. How can the mother be so gullible? The poor girl had sex and is ashamed to admit it. Cant blame her.


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    #63
    trustno1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭trustno1


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Eh, he prob is already...

    Not my snookum's... :pac::pac:


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    #64
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    OH, OH TYPICAL EXCUSE, BLAME THE POOL!


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    #65
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    trustno1 wrote: »
    Not my snookum's... :pac::pac:
    Ok! :)


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    #66
    Porkpie
    Registered Users Posts: 717 ✭✭✭Porkpie


    The funniest thread I've read in a long time on AH :D


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    #67
    conchubhar1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,653 ✭✭✭conchubhar1


    she did the front and backstroke anyway


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    #68
    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    conchubhar1 wrote: »
    she did the front and backstroke anyway

    I think it was just a 'stroke' that got the impregnation plan in motion...


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    #69
    salonfire
    Registered Users Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭salonfire


    That can happen in places ending in pool:

    Liverpool
    Swimming pool
    etc

    Quite logical really


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    #70
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,982 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Overheal wrote: »
    Like I said, the pool in the Egypt case was probably (and most every pool. Especially community pools very certainly are) treated with chlorine.

    Its not an environment a sperm cell can operate in at all. How can the mother be so gullible? The poor girl had sex and is ashamed to admit it. Cant blame her.

    Half truth? She got nailed in the pool...


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    #71
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    funny!


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    #72
    goldenbrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭goldenbrown


    juice she would only have needed to look at the pool


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    #73
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    I hear the hotel pool has joined "Pools for Justice" and is planning some sort of stunt in a bid for joint custody...


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    #74
    Bill-e
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Bill-e


    Porkpie wrote: »
    OH, OH TYPICAL EXCUSE, BLAME THE POOL!

    I blame the Pole...


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    #75
    Damadman21
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭Damadman21


    Should of only gone paddling her feet. Lol


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    #76
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    trustno1 wrote: »
    Is no one else horrified at the fact that there is sperm in the pool to begin with?!.. never mind someone claiming that they got pregnant from swimming in it... sperm in a pool... seriously, do men wa*k in pools??.. in 'family holiday' pools??.. I knew that kids occassionally pee in them (and perhaps drunk adults).. but sperm?!.. eeeeewwwwww...

    My first orgasm was in a swimming pool in butlins , i was around 11 or 12 and was in swimming pool holding on to the side wall where a jet of water was being pumped into the pool right around the waist region. Needless to say , parents couldnt get me out of that particular pool for rest of holiday.:D


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    #77
    D.R cowboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭D.R cowboy


    getting an abortion would save all this hassle


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    #78
    goldenbrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭goldenbrown


    a pole up the pole?


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    #79
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    This reminds me of an episode of The Late Late show back then gay was running the show.

    I was only a kid at the time but i remember thinking that he was the biggest fool ever.


    She had convinced him that she got pregnant from just them kissing. Gay interviewed them while they were in the audience.


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    #80
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    Would Chuck Norris have been swimming in this pool at any point?:D


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    #81
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    some bloke showing her how to do a length in the pool :D


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    #82
    dsmythy
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    I'm pretty sure the judge's comments when this case came before him was GTFO!


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    #83
    D'Agger
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    That hotel's after opening up a coathanger shop apparently...god knows why!! :D


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    #84
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    im frankly amazed this hasnt been said yet!

    Pics or GTFO!


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    #85
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    My parents did not believe in wasting water, so one bath was run during the week and we all bathed in it one after the other (not together). But I was smart and always insisted on being the first in. Glad I did now!


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    #86
    smegmar
    Registered Users Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    does that mean if I swim in the sea I could impregnate someone swimming on the American east coast :eek::eek:


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    #87
    asmobhosca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 109 ✭✭asmobhosca


    I cant believe some lawyer in poland somewhere is actually taking this case on!!!!
    I wonder if its being taken on a
    "No foal father no fee" basis???:p

    this thread has given me my biggest laugh all day


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    #88
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    ottostreet wrote: »
    im frankly amazed this hasnt been said yet!

    Pics or GTFO!

    Pics of what?


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    #89
    AdamusAdonis
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭AdamusAdonis


    some people eh... some people, indeed.


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    #90
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Yeah, and a dog was Deepthroat.


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    #91
    achtungbarry
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    Denial is not just a river in Egypt.


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