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Teen pregnant after 'swimming in pool'

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  • 09-07-2009 2:21pm
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    WIZE
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    A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

    Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.
    Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
    A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.
    "She is determined to go ahead with the case."
    Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

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    genericguy
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    wouldn't it be awkward if her brother was in the pool before her?


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    Blazer
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    lol...some chance of winning this court case
    I know the little bastards can swim but not that far :D


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    s_carnage
    Registered Users Posts: 2,672 ✭✭✭s_carnage


    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
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    I know the little bastards can swim but not that far :D

    Speak for yourself.


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    Fink Goddie
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    Looks like someone was doing more than the breast stroke in the pool with her.


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    junkyard
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    Maybe an angel appeared to her first?:confused:


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    #7
    Novella
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    What a legend.


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    WindSock
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    Jesus. Sounds like her mother dived into the shallow end of the gene pool anyway.


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    biko
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    Polish, not American?


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    jebuz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭jebuz


    <some joke about the gene pool>

    edit: ya that's the one windsock!!


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    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Chlorine much?


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    #12
    Gulliver
    Registered Users Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Gulliver


    They have semen pools in Egypt? Why can't they use water like the rest of us? Imagine having to fill it...

    I'll not be going swemen over there.


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    kmick
    Registered Users Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭kmick


    Do you come here often?


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    enda1
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    Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??


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    Dlite
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    BVB wrote: »
    She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.


    Nice to see there's no discrimination, even Hotel's have to pay alimony.


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    Darragh29
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    enda1 wrote: »
    Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??

    Charge the mother 1,000 Euro for providing a sperm donor!


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    toiletduck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    That's what you get for swimming around.


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    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Couldn't have been that she snuck out a rode some of the local boys no?


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    CutzEr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 837 ✭✭✭CutzEr


    Was her name Mary by any chance?

    Could be the lead up to 2012 :S


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    WIZE
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    Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that its daddy is a Swimming pool:eek:


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    Dublin_Gunner
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    junkyard wrote: »
    Maybe an angel appeared to her first?:confused:


    Or she took a bite out of an apple at poolside.

    The mother is probably covering up for the fact it was her husband/cousin/brother in an incest driven frenzy of an orgy that took place after a few shots of Vodka were downed one morning.
    enda1 wrote: »
    Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??

    Wilful neglect regarding customer contraception?

    Neglect for allowing both males & females knowingly swim in the same pool when there's obviously a high risk of inter-pool impregnation.

    Health & Safety??

    lol

    This is as funny as the tattoo'd face girl!


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    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    And when the truth does come out, it will probably be that the daughter was having a 4 baller with two of the lads in housekeeping!


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    TheZohanS
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    I call Bullsh!t.

    First we have a girl that fell asleep whilst getting 52 stars tattoed on her face and now this?

    Kids these days....no imagination.


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    ejmaztec
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    BVB wrote: »
    Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that her daddy its a Swimming pool:eek:

    It all deepends doesn't it?


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    Pop's Diner
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    Jaysus, I never knew 'stray sperm' could be so potent? Just in case I'll be sure to keep my bedroom window closed next time I jerk off!


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    Long Onion
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    i reckon she got up the duff whilst hanging around that churchyard in Rathkeale - you know what those limerick lads are like ...


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    DTrotter
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    Was it a pool of jizzum?


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    WindSock
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    BVB wrote: »
    Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that her daddy its a Swimming pool:eek:


    And then when when the they want to visit him, she will have to 'drop the kids off at the pool'


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    Dublin_Gunner
    Registered Users Posts: 7,692 ✭✭✭Dublin_Gunner


    WindSock wrote: »
    And then when when the they want to visit him, she will have to 'drop the kids off at the pool'


    & drowned them with affection


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    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    BVB wrote: »
    Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that her daddy its a Swimming pool:eek:

    It's a buoy!


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    Lord Derpington
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Lord Derpington


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Chlorine much?

    grrr..

    Banter Joe wrote: »
    It's a buoy!
    FANTASTIC! :D


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