Teen pregnant after 'swimming in pool'

WIZE

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.
Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.
"She is determined to go ahead with the case."
Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

WTF

genericguy

wouldn't it be awkward if her brother was in the pool before her?

Blazer

lol...some chance of winning this court case
I know the little bastards can swim but not that far

s_carnage

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

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I know the little bastards can swim but not that far

Speak for yourself.

Fink Goddie

Looks like someone was doing more than the breast stroke in the pool with her.

junkyard

Maybe an angel appeared to her first?

Novella

What a legend.

WindSock

Jesus. Sounds like her mother dived into the shallow end of the gene pool anyway.

biko

Polish, not American?

jebuz

<some joke about the gene pool>

edit: ya that's the one windsock!!

Genghiz Cohen

Chlorine much?

Gulliver

They have semen pools in Egypt? Why can't they use water like the rest of us? Imagine having to fill it...

I'll not be going swemen over there.

kmick

Do you come here often?

enda1

Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??

Dlite

BVB wrote: »

She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

Nice to see there's no discrimination, even Hotel's have to pay alimony.

Darragh29

enda1 wrote: »

Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??

Charge the mother 1,000 Euro for providing a sperm donor!

toiletduck

That's what you get for swimming around.

Jesus Juice

Couldn't have been that she snuck out a rode some of the local boys no?

CutzEr

Was her name Mary by any chance?

Could be the lead up to 2012 :S

WIZE

Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that its daddy is a Swimming pool:eek:

Dublin_Gunner

junkyard wrote: »

Maybe an angel appeared to her first?

Or she took a bite out of an apple at poolside.

The mother is probably covering up for the fact it was her husband/cousin/brother in an incest driven frenzy of an orgy that took place after a few shots of Vodka were downed one morning.

enda1 wrote: »

Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??

Wilful neglect regarding customer contraception?

Neglect for allowing both males & females knowingly swim in the same pool when there's obviously a high risk of inter-pool impregnation.

Health & Safety??

lol

This is as funny as the tattoo'd face girl!

Darragh29

And when the truth does come out, it will probably be that the daughter was having a 4 baller with two of the lads in housekeeping!

TheZohanS

I call Bullsh!t.

First we have a girl that fell asleep whilst getting 52 stars tattoed on her face and now this?

Kids these days....no imagination.

ejmaztec

BVB wrote: »

Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that her daddy its a Swimming pool:eek:

It all deepends doesn't it?

Pop's Diner

Jaysus, I never knew 'stray sperm' could be so potent? Just in case I'll be sure to keep my bedroom window closed next time I jerk off!

Long Onion

i reckon she got up the duff whilst hanging around that churchyard in Rathkeale - you know what those limerick lads are like ...

DTrotter

Was it a pool of jizzum?

WindSock

BVB wrote: »

Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that her daddy its a Swimming pool:eek:

And then when when the they want to visit him, she will have to 'drop the kids off at the pool'

Dublin_Gunner

WindSock wrote: »

And then when when the they want to visit him, she will have to 'drop the kids off at the pool'

& drowned them with affection

Banter Joe

BVB wrote: »

Imagine the Girl having to tell her kid that her daddy its a Swimming pool:eek:

It's a buoy!

Lord Derpington

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Chlorine much?

grrr..

Banter Joe wrote: »

It's a buoy!

FANTASTIC!

Das Kitty

enda1 wrote: »

Has happened before I heard, heard its more likely in a jacuzzi environment though. Bit mad though and what possible charge could you put on the hotel??

I would love to see "proof" of this. The spunk:water ratio would have to be quite high, with no chlorine and she'd have to be naked straddling a jet.

I feel sorry for the girl in this case though, it was most likely statutory rape.

Ivona Tinkle

Ah she is having water baby bless

Gulliver

She should have read the info on the hotel first:

Escape to another world in our rooftop swemen pool with an enchanting view of the pyramids on the horizon. The Pharao'nuff Hotel is situated in the heart of the city centre of Cairo, within walking distance of the residential and diplomatic district of Manjoose and not far from the main shopping streets of the city and other famous attractions such as the Jizza pyramids and the Egyptian Museum of Spun Ka'thet.

johnny_knoxvile

Das Kitty wrote: »

The spunk:water ratio would have to be quite

das kitty i love when you talk scientific!

You have heard of the School of Rock? Maybe this was the Pool of Cock?

fifth

Ha that will surely never stand up in court?

There's some seriously good puns in this thread actually!

WIZE

If the child drowned in the pool , would it be murder

994

Das Kitty wrote: »

I would love to see "proof" of this. The spunk:water ratio would have to be quite high, with no chlorine and she'd have to be naked straddling a jet.

I feel sorry for the girl in this case though, it was most likely statutory rape.

Pool water would kill sperm pretty quickly. And if she was a virgin, the pool water wouldn't get past the hymen.

is_that_so

A swim-by shooting so. Once the pool is cleaned doesn't it make the child fatherless?

enda1

994 wrote: »

Pool water would kill sperm pretty quickly. And if she was a virgin, the pool water wouldn't get past the hymen.

Psst most girls don't lose their "virginity" to willies.
Fingers and tampons being the main culprits I believe.

Das Kitty

994 wrote: »

Pool water would kill sperm pretty quickly. And if she was a virgin, the pool water wouldn't get past the hymen.

I was talking about the other claim that this has happened before in a jacuzzi.

BTW the hymen only partially covers the vaginal opening so it's no protection in that sense. However it's almost impossible to get pregnant without penetration, the stuff the sperm clings on to is quite far up inside.

SouperComputer

Why blame the pool? Why not a toilet seat or something?

ejmaztec

is_that_so wrote: »

A swim-by shooting so. Once the pool is cleaned doesn't it make the child fatherless?

They'll go to great lengths to prevent that. If the father does disappear, I would imagine that the girl's family will pool their resources to pay for the child's upkeep.









:P

trustno1

Is no one else horrified at the fact that there is sperm in the pool to begin with?!.. never mind someone claiming that they got pregnant from swimming in it... sperm in a pool... seriously, do men wa*k in pools??.. in 'family holiday' pools??.. I knew that kids occassionally pee in them (and perhaps drunk adults).. but sperm?!.. eeeeewwwwww...

Dublin_Gunner

ejmaztec wrote: »

They'll go to great lengths to prevent that. If the father does disappear, I would imagine that the girl's family will pool their resources to pay for the child's upkeep.









:P

Yeah, they'll needs to keep their heads (and crotches!) above water

Das Kitty

trustno1 wrote: »

Is no one else horrified at the fact that there is sperm in the pool to begin with?!.. never mind someone claiming that they got pregnant from swimming in it... sperm in a pool... seriously, do men wa*k in pools??.. in 'family holiday' pools??.. I knew that kids occassionally pee in them (and perhaps drunk adults).. but sperm?!.. eeeeewwwwww...

There probably a little bit in every pool in the world that males are allowed to swim in. Could be a few little fellas hanging about that come loose when in contact with the water. I'd be very surprised if you could find a pool without one or two (dead) sperm in it.

Does that make you feel any better?

enda1

trustno1 wrote: »

Is no one else horrified at the fact that there is sperm in the pool to begin with?!.. never mind someone claiming that they got pregnant from swimming in it... sperm in a pool... seriously, do men wa*k in pools??.. in 'family holiday' pools??.. I knew that kids occassionally pee in them (and perhaps drunk adults).. but sperm?!.. eeeeewwwwww...

Actually I'd say its most likely come from a woman as the water "washes out" some of that morning's fun. For a guy there's not so much space for the sperm to hide in as everythings on the outside so to speak. So maybe her mother Dad got her preggers :eek:

Maddison

She aint lying.....ITS BABY JEBUS THE SECOND:eek:

JP Liz

LOL at this post

trustno1

Das Kitty wrote: »

There probably a little bit in every pool in the world that males are allowed to swim in. Could be a few little fellas hanging about that come loose when in contact with the water. I'd be very surprised if you could find a pool without one or two (dead) sperm in it.

Does that make you feel any better?

eh.. 'No' - but thanks anway, knew that of course that there would be one or two hanging around, but not shoals of them.. its like that film 'Pirhana' with sperm..

Dublin_Gunner

enda1 wrote: »

Actually I'd say its most likely come from a woman as the water "washes out" some of that morning's fun. For a guy there's not so much space for the sperm to hide in as everythings on the outside so to speak. So maybe her mother Dad got her preggers :eek:

Thats quite an efficient use of genetic material........... up one, wash out, rinse, repeat.