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What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

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    #62
    kiffer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    many many years ago...

    Having a friendly chat with a girl in a pub, not trying to hit on her just chatting away, I was pretty sure she was there with someone.

    After a while she says, "you can be quite charming"(or maybe "you're actually quite charming" something like that) ...
    My response was along the lines of, "I'm as suprised as you are! Normally I'd have said something wierd about monkeys by now and ruined everything..."
    *awkward moment*
    Her, "... Yeah, that would do it"


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    #63
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Was she a pirate? Cos that might work!
    Unfortunately no:(


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    #64
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Unfortunately no:(
    Shocking bad luck!


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    #65
    MrJetlag
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭MrJetlag


    I've had 2. Both of them with different chicks in the scratcher.

    1/ I'm going to give you a dose of the crabs.

    2/ Make me bleed

    Classy birds ! ;)


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    #66
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    MrJetlag wrote: »
    I've had 2. Both of them with different chicks in the scratcher.

    1/ I'm going to give you a dose of the crabs.

    2/ Make me bleed

    Classy birds ! ;)

    Well you can expect lines like that if you only start flirting when you've got them in the scratcher! ;)


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    #67
    jdivision
    Registered Users Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭jdivision


    darcy.jonny wrote: »
    a girl in a club a few years ago came up to me and said was my name steve .....

    i said no its jonathan

    she replied well you look like a steve!!

    i said no its defo jonathan or jonny if you like

    she said pitty ....... i only fuccckkkk lads called steve and showed me a tattoo on her waist line " steve "

    hahah she was fine too ...... was considering legally changing my name or at least learned if a girl says is your name ............" .. " i say YES , YES IT IS haah

    you could have said Steve's your middle name!;)


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    #68
    c4cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭c4cat


    Astrogeek wrote: »
    As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his past girlfriends had liked to have sex with him. There was quite an awkward silence after that one.

    Would ya like to practice child making tonight?


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    #69
    Dinter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    On a first date with a girl I'd drunkenly met the week before.

    Striaght away she asks me questions about stuff like favorite colour, author, aspirations, etc and says herself and her flatmate had done up this quiz to see if we were compatible. (1st DATE :eek:)

    Needless to say whatever answers I may have given to her the fact that I legged it speaks volumes for our compatibility.


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    #70
    homerun_homer
    Registered Users Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    A few years ago at a Christmas do I notice this woman who was flirting with me had a wedding ring on.

    "It's okay, we're seperated."

    Me - "good luck"


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    #71
    SmokeyJo84
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭SmokeyJo84


    one charmer on new years eve in a nightclub down the country: "you can either ride me tonight and i'll never see you again or not ride me at all"

    Me: "err...ill go with the latter"


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    #72
    thecornerboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭thecornerboy


    ChocolateSauce wrote: »
    Once I entered a party with the loud and jesting exclamation "Did someone say innuendo??", upon which time a woman who I later got to know a little better looked me up and down and said with a wink "Or maybe in my endo later on if you're lucky."

    I'd say that really happened.


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    #73
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Hey does this cloth smell like chlorofome?


    Works a treat with the ladies ;)


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    #74
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    no word of a lie...

    nightclub, im locked... i sit down beside a woman... brief chat.... she puts her hand on my knee.. i look at her and tell her if she does that again shes getting raped.

    We're due to get maried next year.

    Perhaps its the way i said it that i didnt get killed


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    #75
    Dub973
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Dub973


    Would you like to buy a herrald?


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    #76
    Trafford Lad
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭Trafford Lad


    "you look like Bonehead from Oasis"....Bonehead!


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    #77
    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    "Your elbow is sexy."
    :confused:


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    #78
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    "I've just finished breast-feeding so my tits are available."

    ....the reason my longest ever dry spell kept going....


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    #79
    keefg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,187 ✭✭✭keefg


    "Hey.....you in the bushes....clear off!"


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    #80
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    'i wana suck you cock'!!....:eek::eek:


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    #81
    Dub973
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Dub973


    Had anybody here ever suffered any anti-Dublin abuse on boards.ie?


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    #82
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dub973 wrote: »
    Had anybody here ever suffered any anti-Dublin abuse on boards.ie?

    No and I don't care about your ban from GAA. Take it to helpdesk


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    #83
    Dub973
    Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Dub973


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    No and I don't care about your ban from GAA. Take it to helpdesk

    I've tried but they keep closing my threads becuase they know I've a valid point. Can anyone help


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    #84
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Dub973 wrote: »
    Had anybody here ever suffered any anti-Dublin abuse on boards.ie?
    Dub973 wrote: »
    I've tried but they keep closing my threads becuase they know I've a valid point. Can anyone help

    Completely off topic.
    Do not post in this thread again.


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    #85
    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    I've heard 'hows your pit for silage?' and 'hows your mammy for duckeggs?'


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    #86
    PinkTulips
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭PinkTulips


    'you have really nice arms.... i have a thing for nice upper arms'

    unfortunately i have a thing for guys that don't make my skin crawl so he was outta luck that night


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    #87
    LD 50
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    "You remind me of an alsation" was said to me once


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    #88
    NilByMouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭NilByMouth


    Astrogeek wrote: »
    As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his past girlfriends had liked to have sex with him. There was quite an awkward silence after that one.

    :eek::D


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    #89
    NilByMouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭NilByMouth


    snyper wrote: »
    no word of a lie...

    nightclub, im locked... i sit down beside a woman... brief chat.... she puts her hand on my knee.. i look at her and tell her if she does that again shes getting raped.

    We're due to get maried next year.

    Perhaps its the way i said it that i didnt get killed

    maybe she liked the way you raped her!:D


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    #90
    liamygunner29
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    one girl just walks up and was like "i love the fact your not from dublin":p


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    #91
    dvpower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    A friend of mine met some young one in a bar in Greece and brought her down to the beach for a ride. When they got there she mumbled to him "Are you positive?", to which he replied "Yeah. Of course I am."

    He only copped on later that she was asking him if he was HIV positive.:eek:


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