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What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

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  • 07-07-2009 6:53pm
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    Astrogeek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭


    As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his past girlfriends had liked to have sex with him. There was quite an awkward silence after that one.


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    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    i have mangina :pac:


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    #3
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Reply: Yes

    Very odd reply by my standards.


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    Schism
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    Put your trousers back on.


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    #5
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    "no i didn't just put something in your drink, i was...um...getting rid of a fly"


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Astrogeek wrote: »
    As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his
    past girlfriends
    had liked to have sex with him. .
    No need to ask why I guess




    '' do I have to walk past you a third time before you say hello ? ''


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    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,978 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Is that a pistol in your pocket?























    It is a pistol in your pocket! :eek:


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    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    I recently remembered when i was about seventeen, i met this lad out in a nightclub, he would have been about nineteen and at the end of the night he wanted to come home with me but i was saying no. He pretended to cry and then told me he loved me... I had known him for about two hours. I laughed.


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    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    "I've never been more jealous of a person, yet turned on at the same time"

    ... Random woman in a club said that to me. Was quite awkward!


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    'I suppose a rides out of the question'


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    #11
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    are yaz comin' back to da hos-tal?


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    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    markok84 wrote: »
    are yaz comin' back to da hos-tal?

    Wasn't that in the TG4 remake of the movie "Hostel"?


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    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    "I've been abducted by aliens twice now. But I like a good probe"...

    I think (hope?) it was a joke


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    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Will you ride me at home?

    she meant she wanted a lift!


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    #15
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Once I entered a party with the loud and jesting exclamation "Did someone say innuendo??", upon which time a woman who I later got to know a little better looked me up and down and said with a wink "Or maybe in my endo later on if you're lucky."


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    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Astrogeek wrote: »
    What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

    "No"


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I was just cleaning out some very old PM's now and remembered , about 3 years ago , this girl I was friends with said to me '' I dont like deleating your emails or pm's ,their like little nuggets of gold to me ''

    Yeah fine , but what happens when your pm box is 100% full ?

    Are you going to copy ,paste and save , then re- read them all on cold winter nights ? lol


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Ya but we're distant cousins.


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    #19
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Random girl at a teenage disco: "Oh my god you were with my friend at a disco in Castlerea a year ago!"

    Turns out I had been as she remembered the precise circumstances and later in the night showed up again with the friend in tow.


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    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,427 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Random girl at a teenage disco: "Oh my god you were with my friend at a disco in Castlerea a year ago!"

    Turns out I had been as she remembered the precise circumstances and later in the night showed up again with the friend in tow.


    Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
    1. Met her in disco
    2. Castlerea...
    should have ran like the clappers dude.


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    Shane_C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭Shane_C


    "What do you mean you wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on earth.....
    If I was the last person on earth you wouldn't have a choice in the matter."


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    #22
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,009 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    "Guess what my surname is?"
    "I give up, you tell me."
    "Hooker!"

    She even showed me her driving licence to prove it.

    Jackpot!:pac:


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    #23
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
    Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
    1. Met her in disco
    2. Castlerea...
    should have ran like the clappers dude.

    After I had been with this girl the weird friend grabbed my phone and saved the girls number onto it. After my second encounter with them I deleted it as I didn't want to be reminded of those freaks.


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    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    After I had been with this girl the weird friend grabbed my phone and saved the girls number onto it. After my second encounter with them I deleted it as I didn't want to be reminded of those freaks.

    Your sig is awesome btw! :cool:
    Makes so much sense now.


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    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    You don't have a disability!


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    #26
    illiop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 682 ✭✭✭illiop


    "You go to the toilet an awful lot"


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    "Is that cushion on your lap comfortable or are you just trying to hide a hard-on you dumbass?"

    True story.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    I was sitting beside a couple in a bar who were flirting mad for over an hour when they vanished,

    While going to the bog I was walking passed an old telephone box with big bat wing doors when I heard her say, "does that come in adult size?" next thing I see her being thrown out of the phone box and sliding along the wet floor, she had almost nothing on.

    Yeah, I think that was the oddest, but maybe they were past the flirting stage by then.


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    Abi
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    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    I was sitting beside a couple in a bar who were flirting mad for over an hour when they vanished,

    While going to the bog I was walking passed an old telephone box with big bat wing doors when I heard her say, "does that come in adult size?" next thing I see her being thrown out of the phone box and sliding along the wet floor, she had almost nothing on.

    Yeah, I think that was the oddest, but maybe they were past the flirting stage by then.

    Pff. He could have saved her an hour by being straight with her from the start.


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
    Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
    1. Met her in disco
    2. Castlerea...
    3. You got arrested for being naked at a teenage disco.


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    TomCo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    "You have a comfortable head"


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