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What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

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    #32
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Fizman wrote: »
    Your sig is awesome btw! :cool:
    Makes so much sense now.

    Theres three ways to do something the right way the wrong way and the Shack way ;)


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    #33
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I was asked by a girl at a 'disco' back in the day, about 17 at the time. 'Am i shafting?'


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    #34
    masonman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    Howz your mickey for a jockey?!


    (...in a Northside club...)


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    #35
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    masonman wrote: »
    Howz your mickey for a jockey?!


    (...in a Northside club...)


    How is your wallet for a raping? I'm sooo having a Vera Wang dress.

    (.. in a Southside bank...)


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    #36
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    In a club about 2 years ago, and I was dancing with this hot student I had just bumped into.

    Dancing away for about 5 minutes, when she asks "So all you want to do is dance?" So I lean in and start kissing her.

    About 30-40 seconds into the kiss, she then asks "How come your not maulin me already"?

    All of a sudden her hotness dropped a notch. I stare at her with a puzzled look.

    Anyway, I maul her for a bit. Got her number outside the club. Told her I'd give her a buzz. I didn't.

    I has teh class! :p


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    #37
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    "Do you enjoy the music of Richie Kavanagh?!" The prick had the cheek to talk to me in the third person.


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    #38
    irish_ninja
    Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭irish_ninja


    i'll **** the kick out of ya...mmmm very funny indeed


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    #39
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I was in Cork once and some mentaller asked "Will ya maul me soo?"

    I was terrified.. didn't know whether to kiss her or kick her in the teeth


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    #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I was in Cork once and some mentaller asked "Will ya maul me soo?"

    I was terrified.. didn't know whether to kiss her or kick her in the teeth

    I'm actually rather impressed you understood her at all :pac:


    Lovely crew, friendly, but you need a keen ear =P


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    #41
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Abigayle wrote: »
    How is your wallet for a raping? I'm sooo having a Vera Wang dress.

    (.. in a Southside bank...)

    That happened to me in real life :eek:.....


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    #42
    hoorayforbacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭hoorayforbacon


    "There's a party in my pants, why don't your underwear come on down?"


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    #43
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    hoorayforbacon wrote: »
    "There's a party in my pants, why don't your underwear come on down?"

    QFT


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    #44
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    QFT


    Absolutely. If you happen to be 12.


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    #45
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    friend runs up

    oh, ive to go

    both girls run away holding hands


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    #46
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dane Harsh Stock wrote: »
    friend runs up

    oh, ive to go

    both girls run away holding hands

    Guy answer: And you didn't run after them, because why?!

    Girl answer: Rescue mission

    Other girl answer: Cock blocking jealousy.


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    #47
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    Abigayle wrote: »
    It was a rescue mission.

    Or jealously?


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    #48
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    talkin to this girl
    things goign well..... she then tells me she has an awful habit of getting sick everytime she meets a guy...... I left :pac:


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    #49
    ancientdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭ancientdog


    i started talkin about how i find that some counties have colours like kerry is yellow and waterford is blue...worked though


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    #50
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    You're shіt. wrote: »
    You're shіt.
    You must feel right hard, coming onto boards and spamming.


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    #51
    claireloopy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭claireloopy


    You are the beautiful first irish girl i ever has met

    not odd but bad english!:d


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    #52
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    claireloopy wrote: »
    You are the beautiful first irish girl i ever has met

    not odd but bad english!:d


    Its the broken english really, isnt it :pac:

    Full of bollox of course, the formality is entertaining though =P


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    #53
    darcy.jonny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 239 ✭✭darcy.jonny


    a girl in a club a few years ago came up to me and said was my name steve .....

    i said no its jonathan

    she replied well you look like a steve!!

    i said no its defo jonathan or jonny if you like

    she said pitty ....... i only fuccckkkk lads called steve and showed me a tattoo on her waist line " steve "

    hahah she was fine too ...... was considering legally changing my name or at least learned if a girl says is your name ............" .. " i say YES , YES IT IS haah


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    #54
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    darcy.jonny wrote: »
    a girl in a club a few years ago came up to me and said was my name steve .....

    i said no its jonathan

    she replied well you look like a steve!!

    i said no its defo jonathan or jonny if you like

    she said pitty ....... i only fuccckkkk lads called steve and showed me a tattoo on her waist line " steve "

    hahah she was fine too ...... was considering legally changing my name or at least learned if a girl says is your name ............" .. " i say YES , YES IT IS haah

    There is no other way to put this. You should have told her you had a lapse of memory due to the drink, and said yes. My name is whateverthefcuk. Now, you've upset the internet.... but don't worry about it. Just try to come back next time with a success story, k?

    /washes eyes


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    #55
    TriceMarie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    Guy pretending to cry "fine,don't dance with me then"

    "Your too good looking to be ______'s cousin"


    After club I was outside with a mate and talking to this guy who had been trying to get with me for a while,but to be honest I'm not interested in.
    So I'm trying to be polite and talk to him.
    This guy comes up and starts flirting with me,and nearly starts a fight,turns to the guy I know and started hurling abuse at him,pretty awful too:
    "Would you ever fck off,I'm trying to talk to her.The fcking state of you"
    :confused: The guy I know hadn't even said a word to yer man.


    "Damn,if being sexy was a crime,you'd be guilty as charged!"
    :eek::rolleyes: ffs like


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    #56
    upmeath
    Registered Users Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭upmeath


    An American girl once asked me to
    "just stand there like a pole and let me grind you"

    Crazy fúckers, I never really got that whole bump'n'grind thing. :rolleyes:


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    #57
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    ancientdog wrote: »
    i started talkin about how i find that some counties have colours like kerry is yellow and waterford is blue...worked though

    Waterford has white before the blue though so she was probably just taking pity on you :P
    Although if it works,it works and I must keep it in mind.

    Remember talkin to a girl wheb id had a few drinks and what was meant to come out as "you have nice eyes" came out as "your eye be shiny".Drink only makes things worse for me :o


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    #58
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    I was in Limerick and walking into town when I walked passed a group of 16 year old girls, they gawk at me so i smile back, they proceed to follow me for the next few minutes singing "Oh me oh my, you make me cry, you're such a good-lookin woman" :o


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    #59
    Dubliner28
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Dubliner28


    I have a head ache come home with me


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    #60
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    "I need to be punished"


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    #61
    IvyTheTerrible
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    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Waterford has white before the blue though so she was probably just taking pity on you :P
    Although if it works,it works and I must keep it in mind.

    Remember talkin to a girl wheb id had a few drinks and what was meant to come out as "you have nice eyes" came out as "your eye be shiny".Drink only makes things worse for me :o

    Was she a pirate? Cos that might work!


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