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Getting Thrown Out Of The House

  • 07-07-2009 12:46pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭


    Just had words with Mammy Volvoboy, basically saying she wants me out soon :mad: to this i feel scared :(

    I'm 22 and if i had my way i'd like to stay for a few more years until 25 atleast.


    So what age were you forced out of the womb house at??

    And living with Daddy Volvoboy isnt a option because he'd want me going to work during the day, the daytime is Volvoboy's ''Me'' time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Went to OZ for a year when i was 20. Came home and started renting.

    What mother wants her 22 yr old lying around the house all day?!

    /i know you work nights but still....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Volvoboy wrote: »
    Just had words with Mammy Volvoboy, basically saying she wants me out soon :mad: to this i feel scared :(

    I'm 22 and if i had my way i'd like to stay for a few more years until 25 atleast.


    So what age were you forced out of the womb house at??

    And living with Daddy Volvoboy isnt a option because he'd want me going to work during the day, the daytime is Volvoboy's ''Me'' time.

    She must have got pissed off sharing the bathroom with those homeless lady-boys you keep finding on the way home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Kiera wrote: »
    What mother wants her 22 yr old lying around the house all day?!

    Not my one and any road :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭Dacelonid


    Went to college at 17 and haven't lived at home since. It was the best thing I ever did.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I wasn't forced out, I was a good son and mammy and daddy Zohan loved me.

    Left when I was 17.

    They still want me back but I've told Mike and Sheila that it's better if we're just friends now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    22 :eek:

    Went to the military for two years at 18, never went back home. Now 15000 miles away from the parents :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    My brothers only moved out when they were about 26, cos they (and the folks concurred) probably didn't wanna pay someone else's mortgage, and didn't have the career stability to start paying a mortgage of their own.

    I'm 21, hoping to go to Oz for a year or two once I've enough saved, and when I come home I'll start renting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,072 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    lol @ being kicked out.

    also, get a job ya bum

    I went to the US when I was 20 and came back pennyless, still wouldn't go back to the mam though. I'd rather be on the street


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I moved out when I was nearly 25 and only because my parents bought two houses in town and told me I was renting one of them :)
    Then left Ireland when I was 26, now 29 and live in NZ.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    lol @ being kicked out.

    also, get a job ya bum

    Eh, i have a job?


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  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Rents have come down a LOT, go and move out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    My advice - grow a pair, man up, move out!
    Why would you want to live with your parents at your age anyway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭mickos


    Take it as an oppurtunity Volvoboy. You'll get more action in your own place. The ladies aren't keen on tiptoeing up the stairs for fear of waking mammy and daddy;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I'll be 24 next week and still happily living at home :o I'm hoping to buy something early next year but the thought of moving out scares the bejesus outta me. I'm too well looked after! I think my mam has it like that because I'm the youngest of four and the only one still living at home and she doesn't want to let her baby go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    Volvoboy wrote: »
    Just had words with Mammy Volvoboy, basically saying she wants me out soon :mad: to this i feel scared :(

    I'm 22 and if i had my way i'd like to stay for a few more years until 25 atleast.


    So what age were you forced out of the womb house at??

    And living with Daddy Volvoboy isnt a option because he'd want me going to work during the day, the daytime is Volvoboy's ''Me'' time.

    You have gotta be taking the piss? your 22.... if you move in with your dad you should get perma banned from boards:D

    Seriously though, at 22 you really should have your sh1t together enough to be able to get through the day without help from your mother:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭cosmic


    Go on, cut the apron strings umbilical cord, Volvoboy! 22 is more than old enough :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    Also change your name to VOLVOMAN.... your 22 ffs:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    I'm 20. Moving out in September because I'm so smart I get free accommodation in college for the next 5 years :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Just wait until they get old and feeble and then they will be looking for you again for all the possible help ie, shopping, cutting the grass etc, driving them down for their pension etc, then tell them to f*ck off.

    More than likely they will blow their life savings and house on private nursing home fees later on so don't expect much from them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I had to move back home when I was about 24 and couldn't hack it, I don't know how anyone could live with their parents when they could be free.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    You've no idea how much i wanted the majority to say ''Jaysus that terrible Volvoboy, your just a innocent little mite how can your mother throw you out you being so innocent and naiive to the world?''

    Damn you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Was told by Poppa Goat at the age of 18 that I was cramping his style and the I should feck off. Mumsy Goat said that there would always be a place for me on the couch, but they had other plans for my bedroom. After many years of therapy I've come to accept that, like an apple, I didn't fall far from the Goat tree.
    I believe that advert on the TV is a snapshot of my life.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    I moved out of home at 18 when I went to college. Haven't moved back and never will. I do visit them the odd weekend though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭anti chris-t


    i left at 18 to go to collage but had to move back when i was 22 for bout 6 months. Livin with 3 mates now but could'nt bear living at home again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    I'm 20 and moving out in September. Sure life is comfy at home, but it's just about time to get out! I should probably tell my mum soon then =/


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    currently 25 and still at home. in the process of clearing a loan and making sure my job is stable, then im outa here..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭jdivision


    I left at 17 to go to college and could never live at home anymore. By the end of a long weekend it's time to move away


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭Ddad


    Left when I was seventeen, to go to college. Lived at home for three weeks since; nightmare. I love having my own place. Got our first house when I was 24 haven't looked back since. Now very old;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    I think it's about time for Volvoboy to become Volvoman..
    22 and still living at home tut tut in my day we had fought our second war at that age...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    I moved out @ 10... Seriously, i was sent to boarding school. I was never home for more that a month @ a time.

    Living at home means:
    You can't walk butt naked
    You can't have sex
    You can't have sleepovers...
    You can't smoke

    Basically, you can't breathe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    WTF?

    Its one thing to HAVE to live at home, but doing it cos its comfy?

    People there is such a big world out there and the view from a parents house is not the best way to see it.... Holy sweet jebus ti**y fu** life is more than having your clothes washed, get out and live!


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 11,017 Mod ✭✭✭✭yoyo


    Moved out a few months ago (I'm 20) from home and its the best thing I've ever done, get on much better with family now, better independence, and of course no nagging from the parents :D

    Nick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I moved out @ 10... Seriously, i was sent to boarding school. I was never home for more that a month @ a time.

    Living at home means:
    You can't walk butt naked
    You can't have sex
    You can't have sleepovers...
    You can't smoke

    Basically, you can't breathe!
    Ya mean you could do all that at boarding school? Damned Christian Brothers would never let me smoke.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    What kind of 22 year old wants to live with his mother? Seriously


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    I moved out when I was 19.

    I'm almost 21 now and only live at home during the summer months.

    I'll be 25 when I finish college but I don't think I'll be moving back in with them. Or even living in the same county to be honest.

    My mum did say once that she thinks if college hadn't forced me to move, that I'd have never left. :o

    OP, there's no need to hesitate, just find a cheapish place to rent and you'll be grand. You are working after all. And living by yourself is grand. You get used to the cooking, cleaning, laundry etc. very very quickly when you have to.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Can people stop refering to their parents as mammy <user name> and daddy <user name>? It's like some weird sex education video.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Ah dont worry bout it Volvoboy....mammys have hormonal swings from time to time, make her a cuppa tae & say your sorry. I never lived at home cause I couldnt stand Daddy Maddison:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Wtf... your mam is throwing you out?? Feckin hell man, that's bad, you must be really bad to live with...

    I moved out when I was 20 to live with a boy and haven't moved back yet. I don't think I will either, not with the babby an all like. My parents raised their own kids, wouldn't expect them to have sleepless nights over a baby crying anymore!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭thebouldwhacker


    Volvoboy you'll be fine, you will soon look back at this and laugh... its the best thing for you in the long run, try and see it as a positive as it will be a great adventure if you do but a rejection if you dont, best of luck


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 496 ✭✭renraw


    16 when i left the homestead....most people stay living at home until they're like late 20's....:confused::confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,346 ✭✭✭✭homerjay2005


    i moved out when i was 18, that was 8 years ago almost now. it was when i went to college. only stayed at home at weekends and it got less frequent until now i only go home when there is something on. my parents love having me home, until the rows start 10 minutes later!

    anybody thats still at home full time after 21 is seriously in need of a kick up the a**!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,030 ✭✭✭angel01


    My folks didn't want me to leave especially as I would be renting and they hated that, they came to accept it and I think it has worked out for us all :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    God I feel like an outcast here! But out of my group of friends (guys and girls) only 2 of them have moved out of home! One of them because she had a baby and another one because she doesn't get on with her parents. We're all 22/23/24. I didn't think it was that strange :confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Volvoboy,
    Your mother asked me to come on here and tell you to grow up. How can me and her make loud love with you there. And you stink too.
    Signed,
    Your new step father.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Gonna have to wash your own dirty socks now :D
    Mammy 1
    VolvoBoy 0

    I left at 16 to live with mates, maybe a tad early but it all worked out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭weird


    Volvoboy wrote: »
    Just had words with Mammy Volvoboy, basically saying she wants me out soon :mad: to this i feel scared :(

    I'm 22 and if i had my way i'd like to stay for a few more years until 25 atleast.


    So what age were you forced out of the womb house at??

    And living with Daddy Volvoboy isnt a option because he'd want me going to work during the day, the daytime is Volvoboy's ''Me'' time.

    Got to grow up sometime I'm afraid... I left home at 16.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    Sounds to me like Volvo's mam is looking for some afternoon delight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I left at 19 and lived out of the house for about 5 years. I'm now back a few years for convenience, but I'm off to Australia in 8 weeks. Won't be living with the parents again.

    Which is better, you ask? Living away from home, without a doubt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    God I feel like an outcast here! But out of my group of friends (guys and girls) only 2 of them have moved out of home! One of them because she had a baby and another one because she doesn't get on with her parents. We're all 22/23/24. I didn't think it was that strange :confused::confused:

    Depends on where you went to college. If you had to move out for college you are more likely not to go back. My mates are all the same bar one or two. One I was suppose to move in with when his leased finished but he left for oz recently. Now I can't get any of lads to move out and I don't want to live with complete strangers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Left at 18..

    Had a trial job in a hotel and was told the following morning I had it.
    It was a split shift..10-3.30 and 8-close.
    Mother collected me at 3.30 and told me my new home was just around the corner :(
    She still insists to this day that she was nearly in tears about the first child moving out of home. :D
    But still it was the best thing to happen to me...I was able to stand on my own two feet...get langers drunk with no one to give out to me...bring loads of girls back and get laid with no worries...
    Whereas my other brother lived at home his whole life and while he now owns his own house he's as naive as they come when it comes to worldly matters.;)


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