Greatest/funniest T-shirt slogans

aido179

What are your favourite, greatest and most funny t-shirt slogans?
(originals encouraged!)
For me, it's got to be the only slogan limited to xxxl - "I beat anorexia"
But top contenders are:

"Im a bomb technician...if you see me running, try to keep up"
Adam Savage's "I do all my own stunts" (not funny per se, but for him it fits the bill)
and of course the simple "EEJIT"

my own favourite original one would be:
"""Nice guys always finish last...
Thats right, we can go for hours"""

Kinetic^

No need for slogans, just wolves.

WIZE

bleg

he loves the cock->

pikachucheeks

"I don't do mingers"

stepbar

pikachucheeks wrote: »

"I don't do mingers"

That's weak........

aido179

stepbar wrote: »

That's weak........

agreed

Senna

Would you like to buy a vowel

pikachucheeks

stepbar wrote: »

That's weak........

Not when it's being worn by a 12-year old Chav you spot on holidays.

G_R

"I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian"

challengemaster

Ah, I've a few of these tshirts

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

Also got this a few weeks back

Thinkgeek ftw

winston82

Saw one a while back, had a picture of someone cutting grass on the front and had the slogan "I'm not a gardner, I just like the hos"

Conor108

Either

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/c046/zoom/

Or anything from here

sweatingbullets

guitar players finger better.

aido179

challengemaster wrote: »

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

oh i laughed hard at that one

devereaux17

people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

AnonoBoy

challengemaster wrote: »

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

I love when people wear this sort of shirt. It acts as a pre-screener for people that I know I would never want to talk to.

Sulmac

This.

:pac:

AnonoBoy

devereaux17 wrote: »

people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

Although at least most of them can spell 'witty'.

markok84

aido179 wrote: »

What are your favourite, greatest and most funny t-shirt slogans?
(originals encouraged!)

So you can steal my Ideas?????


My fave is "I found Jesus...... he was behind the couch" and a pic of jesus behind a couch, I could go to the bother of finding it on the tinterwebs but I couldn't be arsed.

aido179

markok84 wrote: »

So you can steal my Ideas?????

eh....

no?

c_dog

one of mine is "jesus is coming....... look busy"

Also from a guy called alf hooker and the t-shirt says alf hooker- brains out

itsallaboutheL

devereaux17 wrote: »

people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

Where'd you buy that t-shirt??

I think you deserve a refund..... they spelled "witty" wrong

cherryghost

"I'm a Boards.ie user"

The greatest of all t-shirts.

scudster

challengemaster wrote: »

Ah, I've a few of these tshirts

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

Also got this a few weeks back

Thinkgeek ftw

another variation...
Amature Gynecologist

At your Cervix.

scudster

Seen a cool one a few years back with a silhouette of Charlie Haughie's head on it and below it, it simply said "Gangster"

itsallaboutheL

scudster wrote: »

Seen a cool one a few years back with a silhouette of Charlie Haughie's head on it and below it, it simply said "Gangster"

Sure that could have been any old dickhead........................... da dum bum tish:pac:

aido179

i said that to a nurse at the nurses station (good place to find them) walking into a ob/gyn ward in galway:
Docter B, at your cervix

took her a couple seconds to realise it, by that time i was half way down the corridor. great day that was

masonman

Old but good

bikershirt.jpg

shano_88

http://www.bustedtees.com/santa

http://www.bustedtees.com/punchinggame

http://www.bustedtees.com/punchinggame

http://www.bustedtees.com/allthesingleladies

Liked all these......

Burkatron

I cant remember which 1 it was,but I prefer to remember at as option B

"I put the psycho in psychotherapist"
or
"I put the rapist in psychotherapist"

"Stab me im a tourist" is another 1 that made me laugh!

Iron Hide

either of these fella's

jenny2hat

i saw one before..

take me drunk im home

made me giggle...

JackKelly

some good ones here

gandhi123

This is good ...

Along with this....

And i'll probably go to hell for finding [URL="hhttp://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1238/a1238.gif"]this[/URL] hilarious...:o

Actually the whole site really:p:p

we'llallhavetea_old

I like the 'i'm the son of god and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' with a pic of jesus. Snorted.

we'llallhavetea_old

I like the 'my father created the world and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' with a pic of jesus. Snorted.

Overheal

"I Hate the Bands that you like."

Samurai

whats this wolf craze about anyway

Mahatma coat

Saw one once that said
Jesus is Coming - Spit or Swallow?

and another one that said
'No more Mr Nice Guy,
On yer knees B*tch'

and a fave was a gut I met at a concert who printed tshirts and was from Hornsby

it said
''I Hornsby
And Satan''

vixenbees

a pic of alan partridge with DAN written beside it.

classic episode!

RoadKillTs

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs.

Yes. Very funny indeed. Ye should all buy one. They would look nice.

Ahem Link

beezer84

My mate in England is in a wheelchair - he has a couple of good ones,
"I am only in it for the parking" and "I'm still standing" - always gets some funny looks

beezer84

Oh and one more - "Millions of my potential children died on your daughters face last night" - great shirt to wear when meeting the other halfs parents

up them Schteps

I can't believe nodobies posted this one......

Spiritoftheseventies

up them Schteps wrote: »

I can't believe nodobies posted this one......

Only saw this on tv but "I am what Willis is talking about"

Trinity

Babies t-shirts


I cut mommy a new one

Daddy drinks cos i cry

My Daddy's a right eejit

what would baby jesus do

They shake me


Baby (not midget) Do not toss

Fcuk the milk wheres the whiskey tits

All daddy wanted was a bl*wjob




I only deleted the email recently, heres a link http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtdiva/1325818

watna

My friend has a t-shirt I quite like that says "sex, drugs and sausage rolls"

Snorgtees have a lot of funny t=shirts. I keep meaning to order some from there.

Trinity

Dammit i'll be looking up these all day now

I shaved my balls for this?


Swallow or its going in your eye.


yes my shirt does say fcuk on it, it also says cnut twat and machine washable

Lets get fcuked up, like the economy

irishgrover

On one of my 15 month old twins "Apparently I'm the evil one"

padi89

up them Schteps wrote: »

I can't believe nodobies posted this one......

FAIL, page 1 ,post 3 !