Greatest/funniest T-shirt slogans

Iron Hide · 07-07-2009 01:14AM

either of these fella's

jenny2hat · 07-07-2009 01:16AM

i saw one before..

take me drunk im home

made me giggle...

JackKelly · 07-07-2009 02:58AM

some good ones here

gandhi123 · 07-07-2009 03:14AM

This is good ...

Along with this....

And i'll probably go to hell for finding [URL="hhttp://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1238/a1238.gif"]this[/URL] hilarious...:o

Actually the whole site really:p:p

we'llallhavetea_old · 07-07-2009 03:21AM

I like the 'i'm the son of god and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' with a pic of jesus. Snorted.

we'llallhavetea_old · 07-07-2009 03:21AM

I like the 'my father created the world and all i got was this lousy t-shirt' with a pic of jesus. Snorted.

Overheal · 07-07-2009 03:33AM

"I Hate the Bands that you like."

Samurai · 07-07-2009 03:55AM

whats this wolf craze about anyway

Mahatma coat · 07-07-2009 06:25AM

Saw one once that said
Jesus is Coming - Spit or Swallow?

and another one that said
'No more Mr Nice Guy,
On yer knees B*tch'

and a fave was a gut I met at a concert who printed tshirts and was from Hornsby

it said
''I

Hornsby
And Satan''

vixenbees · 07-07-2009 06:35AM

a pic of alan partridge with DAN written beside it.

classic episode!

RoadKillTs · 07-07-2009 08:44AM

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs.

Yes. Very funny indeed. Ye should all buy one. They would look nice.

Ahem Link

beezer84 · 07-07-2009 08:57AM

My mate in England is in a wheelchair - he has a couple of good ones,
"I am only in it for the parking" and "I'm still standing" - always gets some funny looks

beezer84 · 07-07-2009 09:01AM

Oh and one more - "Millions of my potential children died on your daughters face last night" - great shirt to wear when meeting the other halfs parents

up them Schteps · 07-07-2009 09:01AM

I can't believe nodobies posted this one......

Spiritoftheseventies · 07-07-2009 09:03AM

up them Schteps wrote: »

I can't believe nodobies posted this one......

Only saw this on tv but "I am what Willis is talking about"

Trinity · 07-07-2009 09:10AM

Babies t-shirts

I cut mommy a new one

Daddy drinks cos i cry

My Daddy's a right eejit

what would baby jesus do

They shake me

Baby (not midget) Do not toss

Fcuk the milk wheres the whiskey tits

All daddy wanted was a bl*wjob

I only deleted the email recently, heres a link http://www.cafepress.com/tshirtdiva/1325818

watna · 07-07-2009 09:18AM

My friend has a t-shirt I quite like that says "sex, drugs and sausage rolls"

Snorgtees have a lot of funny t=shirts. I keep meaning to order some from there.

Trinity · 07-07-2009 09:29AM

Dammit i'll be looking up these all day now

I shaved my balls for this?

Swallow or its going in your eye.

yes my shirt does say fcuk on it, it also says cnut twat and machine washable

Lets get fcuked up, like the economy

irishgrover · 07-07-2009 09:29AM

On one of my 15 month old twins "Apparently I'm the evil one"

padi89 · 07-07-2009 09:30AM

up them Schteps wrote: »

I can't believe nodobies posted this one......

FAIL, page 1 ,post 3 !

latenia · 07-07-2009 09:53AM

http://www.retroclobber.co.uk/movie-t-shirts/herve-villechaize-little-friend-t-shirt.aspx

http://tshirtgroove.com/last-supper-sausage-fest-tshirt/

PaddyBomb · 07-07-2009 10:01AM

"Rape is no laughing matter... Unless you're raping a clown".

Just 1 of many on www.tshirthell.com :-)

IvyTheTerrible · 07-07-2009 10:05AM

Housemate of mine had a t-shirt in the style of those university sports team t-shirts.

"1912 Titanic Swim Team"

Malari · 07-07-2009 10:11AM

My brother has this one:

190

Endaaaagh · 07-07-2009 10:13AM

I saw one once with a picture of Zombie Jesus...
"He died for our sins, he came back for our brains"

Rented Mule · 07-07-2009 10:13AM

PaddyBomb wrote: »

"Rape is no laughing matter... Unless you're raping a clown".

Just 1 of many on www.tshirthell.com :-)

I get my weekly updates from www.tshirthell.com

There is nothing that is sacred with them ....and Thank God/Allah/Buddah/Elvis for that.

IvyTheTerrible · 07-07-2009 10:21AM

Rented Mule wrote: »

I get my weekly updates from www.tshirthell.com

There is nothing that is sacred with them ....and Thank God/Allah/Buddah/Elvis for that.

I love that they put their hate mail in the updates, it's hilarious;

"I normally find your t-shirts hilarious but when you laughed at *insert emailers personal condition" you went TOO FARRR"