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Greatest/funniest T-shirt slogans

aido179

What are your favourite, greatest and most funny t-shirt slogans?
(originals encouraged!)
For me, it's got to be the only slogan limited to xxxl - "I beat anorexia"
But top contenders are:

"Im a bomb technician...if you see me running, try to keep up"
Adam Savage's "I do all my own stunts" (not funny per se, but for him it fits the bill)
and of course the simple "EEJIT"

my own favourite original one would be:
"""Nice guys always finish last...
Thats right, we can go for hours"""

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Kinetic^

No need for slogans, just wolves.

he loves the cock->

"I don't do mingers"

pikachucheeks wrote: »

"I don't do mingers"

That's weak........

aido179

stepbar wrote: »

That's weak........

agreed

Senna

Would you like to buy a vowel

pikachucheeks

stepbar wrote: »

That's weak........

Not when it's being worn by a 12-year old Chav you spot on holidays.

G_R

"I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian"

challengemaster

Ah, I've a few of these tshirts

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

Also got this a few weeks back

Thinkgeek ftw

winston82

Saw one a while back, had a picture of someone cutting grass on the front and had the slogan "I'm not a gardner, I just like the hos"

Conor108

Either

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/c046/zoom/

Or anything from here

sweatingbullets

guitar players finger better.

aido179

challengemaster wrote: »

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

oh i laughed hard at that one

devereaux17

people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

AnonoBoy

challengemaster wrote: »

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

I love when people wear this sort of shirt. It acts as a pre-screener for people that I know I would never want to talk to.

Sulmac

This.

:pac:

AnonoBoy

devereaux17 wrote: »

people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

Although at least most of them can spell 'witty'.

markok84

aido179 wrote: »

What are your favourite, greatest and most funny t-shirt slogans?
(originals encouraged!)

So you can steal my Ideas?????

My fave is "I found Jesus...... he was behind the couch" and a pic of jesus behind a couch, I could go to the bother of finding it on the tinterwebs but I couldn't be arsed.

aido179

markok84 wrote: »

So you can steal my Ideas?????

eh....

no?

c_dog

one of mine is "jesus is coming....... look busy"

Also from a guy called alf hooker and the t-shirt says alf hooker- brains out

itsallaboutheL

devereaux17 wrote: »

people who wear 'wity' t-shirts always tend to be overweight nerds.

Where'd you buy that t-shirt??

I think you deserve a refund..... they spelled "witty" wrong

cherryghost

"I'm a Boards.ie user"

The greatest of all t-shirts.

scudster

challengemaster wrote: »

Ah, I've a few of these tshirts

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look anyway" being one of my favs..

Also got this a few weeks back

Thinkgeek ftw

another variation...
Amature Gynecologist

At your Cervix.

scudster

Seen a cool one a few years back with a silhouette of Charlie Haughie's head on it and below it, it simply said "Gangster"

itsallaboutheL

scudster wrote: »

Seen a cool one a few years back with a silhouette of Charlie Haughie's head on it and below it, it simply said "Gangster"

Sure that could have been any old dickhead........................... da dum bum tish:pac:

aido179

i said that to a nurse at the nurses station (good place to find them) walking into a ob/gyn ward in galway:
Docter B, at your cervix

took her a couple seconds to realise it, by that time i was half way down the corridor.

great day that was

masonman

Old but good

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shano_88

http://www.bustedtees.com/santa

http://www.bustedtees.com/punchinggame

http://www.bustedtees.com/punchinggame

http://www.bustedtees.com/allthesingleladies

Liked all these......

Burkatron

I cant remember which 1 it was,but I prefer to remember at as option B

"I put the psycho in psychotherapist"
or
"I put the rapist in psychotherapist"

"Stab me im a tourist" is another 1 that made me laugh!