Your worst injury

WIZE

When I was seven I was playing football in my friends back garden . I was clean through on goal when I fell over and landed on my head.
I put both my hands on the ground and went to push myself up and then fell to one side without any pain. I look at my left arm to see what happened ans noticed that I had dislocated my elbow and the bone was had split my skin . I sat in A & E in temple street for 4 hrs puking from shock and it took the doctors 2 hrs to put it back into place

so how and what happened to you ?

galwayrush

As a Joiner, lots of pretty bad cuts,mainly to hands, fingers. thankfully never cut my dick off like that mad idiot in the papers today.:eek:

phasers

Once I got a pretty deep papercut

that mother STUNG!

WIZE

Oh and I stapled my hand to a carpet using a staple gun. ( the skin between my thumb and my finger)

mink_man

i cut one of my dicks off cos the woman didn't like it!

My name is URL

I tore my ACL playing football a few years ago.

Had to stop playing and even now my knee buckles every so often even if I'm just walking normally.

Its a right pain in the....leg

horse stepping on my hand, giant blue bruise on my thumb
or the horse throwing me into a wall... or skidding over and falling on top of me...
that and falling on my head on concrete
All many years ago though!

bleg

stepped on a plug

galwayrush

bleg wrote: »

stepped on a plug

I feel your pain, done that too many times.:eek:

Kazooie

Broke a wrist. Had to have an operation to realign it. Feck all pain, although the adrenilane was running I suppose.

Got a few weeks off work which made me consider breaking it more often.

Busi_Girl08

Broken leg as a baby.

Walloped in the head with a hurley in 3rd class.

Several twisted and sprained ankles.

barleybooley

Fell off a 2 metre high wall when I was three and as good as scalped myself with the amount of skin left on my head. My nose was broken from it and it's still crooked so those acetate glasses frames make it look super obvious

BaileysComet

I fell from a horse, my helmet fell off, I hit head on the metal frame of a nearby swing.

mickos

Car crash broke both my legs(femurs) and my clavical. Ouch!

Kiera

Had a fight with my cousin when i was 13. She went to kick me as i went to kick her and i tripped and broke my ankle. Stood up and heard a big crack. It was my shinbone cracking.

Broke my collarbone when i was 7 trying to do handstands.

pikachucheeks

galwayrush wrote: »

As a Joiner, lots of pretty bad cuts,mainly to hands, fingers. thankfully never cut my dick off like that mad idiot in the papers today.:eek:

That's good news - you're still of some use then haha!

I've only broken one bone in my life - my brother shoved me into the side of a door in my house and shattered my baby toe.

It was at a 90 degree angle to the rest of my foot

Other than that, I've been pretty lucky - although, getting Scarlet Fever last year was pretty scary stuff! :eek:

Skally-wag

I tore my cruciate ligament while playing football.
fell off a horse and hit my arm off a jump. I broke it badly so had to get pins in my elbow.

g-whizz

i touched a bench grinder when it was still on when i was three. as a result my right index finger is a bit shorter and stubbier than my left.

was 6 with my best friend and we were messing with stones at school. shiit school i know. so the bell went and we went to throw the stones into the drain behind some trees. i threw mine in, and i stood to the side beside some trees. he was taking he time, so i looked out and got a stone right in the forehead. back in class a girl fainted because of all the blood all over. i've a little crevass in the top of my head now.

stubbing my fuucking toe is up there with the most painful!

waraf

Tripped on some concrete steps when I was a kid and broke my fall with my mouth. Needed several stitches on my upper gum after.
Two weeks later I tripped on the same steps and wisely broke my fall with my forehead this time. Cue more stitches.
Broke my back when I was 27 too. Lots of stitches for that one

JohnCleary

I broke my spine

WIZE

JohnCleary wrote: »

I broke my spine

How did you break your spine?

old boy

2 prolapsed lumbar discs, dislocated hip, dislocated pelvis all at the same time, yeah the pain it was painful all right, as in excruteating

ottostreet

BaileysComet wrote: »

I fell from a horse, my helmet fell off, I hit head on the metal frame of a nearby swing.

I'm curious...how tall was the horse?


Mine would be when I was 8 or 9. Was at my cousins communion in a church near Waterford. He had a broken leg so was on crutches. As a boisterous 8 or 9 year old, I got into a running match with my cousins younger brother, and as I was catching up, my cousin stuck out his crutch and tripped me. I landed on my left arm and instantly knew it was broken. I then stood up, turned my arm around to look, and oh look! Both broken ends of the bone were sticking out of my arm and I could see quite a bit of my arm anatomy. It was very sore.

Parsley

Got a finger smashed between two hurleys in a clash once, the whole finger turned black and blue for a couple weeks and the nail fell out. I can bend it back really far now.

Got a bulging disc in my lower spine rowing too.

JohnCleary

BVB wrote: »

How did you break your spine?

An old E-Class (I think, one of the big heavy old Mercs) drove over me, good thing I wasn't lying the other way or it'd have mashed my organs

Snowie

phasers wrote: »

Once I got a pretty deep papercut

that mother STUNG!

worse still having to squeeze lemon juice out of lemons can be a mother Fvcker....


I can't decide between heavy concussion from snowboarding, high side of a roller that really hurt I landed on my head to..

then there was the time i tried to do a jump on my moutain bike and do a star while in the air but then i thought it might be better to try it no handed and no footed, and as i landed my weight went left and banged my knee of the cross bar, damaging all my blood vessel's and a ligament, and the cartilage in my knee that was sore

Breaking my ankle trying to do a kick flip on skate board and that hurt to but i hyper ventilated and passed out my dad and mum laughed at me :pac:

then there was the one when i was two, where i tried to change the channel on my granddads tv and tripped over his german pointer sliced my head on the the sharp wooden bit then the dog turned round an bit me 6 stitchs and a hospital ambulance ride.

oh when i was 7 i was surfing and a fin of the board attacked my head nice cut at the back of my head,

il stop there because itle get a bit boring....

Oh and I chopped th rip of my thumb of cutting a peace of cheese that really annoyed me...

ottostreet

JohnCleary wrote: »

An old E-Class (I think, one of the big heavy old Mercs) drove over me, good thing I wasn't lying the other way or it'd have mashed my organs

How did this happen?

JohnCleary

ottostreet wrote: »

How did this happen?

Curious bugger aint ya? Came off my bike, was getting up (still in shock) trying to get off the road when the car came round a corner and didn't see me.... *thump*

ottostreet

JohnCleary wrote: »

Curious bugger aint ya? Came off my bike, was getting up (still in shock) trying to get off the road when the car came round a corner and didn't see me.... *thump*

What kind of bike? What road?

I jest!

lol.. its just an unusual injury and explanation so was interested!

Snowie

JohnCleary wrote: »

Curious bugger aint ya? Came off my bike, was getting up (still in shock) trying to get off the road when the car came round a corner and didn't see me.... *thump*

:pac:

yerayeah

Never broken a bone or anything like that. I've played sports pretty much all my life but I've been lucky enough, nothing apart from aches and pains and shin splints and such...

challengemaster

Was probably 11 or 12 at the time, over the handlebars on a bike, landed head first onto the edge of concrete steps (with no helmet)

Ended up with a fractured skull and jaw, fun fun.

There's a small piece missing from the steps tho!

tippspur

Fell off a wall when i was ten and broke my left hand..fell off a ladder a couple of years ago and broke both bones in my right arm..had a door slammed on my fingers and lost tip off one of the fingers..got whiplash in a car accident..lost count of how many times i tore ligaments in my ankles playing soccer over the years..:(

JohnCleary

ottostreet wrote: »

What kind of bike? What road?

I jest!

lol.. its just an unusual injury and explanation so was interested!

Yeh fair enough i'll let ye away with it

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

:pac:

:pac: yourself!

galwayrush

I got my hair cut short once.

Biggins

Some injuries were natural broken bones, the usual kids stuff and also such things as bad infections that nearly killed me.
Some injuries were caused by others out to kill me. They failed, I won. Worst actual injury came from being shot at one of the occasions.

areu4real?

Fractured skull twice - Once when i was 2, decided that my high chair wasn't that high at all. Second time i fell off the back of a milk truck at about 6 years old, still remember that egg breaking sound.
Tore cruciates in my knee playing indoor football.
Tore ligaments in my ankle playing GAA
Broken nose,broken knuckle, fun night.
Shattered ankle jumping from a height. 2 operations and some screws, plates and wires.
Two broken ribs falling from a tree and landing on a branch
Dislocated shoulder, bro punched me. Can still pop it out.
Broken arm, fibia and tibia. Slippped on wet dancefloor 2 plates and 18 screws.
Broken metatarsal, some heifer stood on it in a nightclub.
Also needed head stitches 3 other times from random head bangs.
And no, I'm not James Bond
Or am i? :cool:

WIZE

galwayrush wrote: »

I got my hair cut short once.

Samson:eek:

Sleipnir

Dislocated kneecap, twice.
Broke my coccyx when I slipped off the pedal doing a wheelie. Coccyx slammed against the pointy end of the saddle. Couldn't walk for 3 weeks.
Fell out of a tree onto my head - headache for two weeks. Do you think my mother would bring me to a doctor? "Dispirin will do ya"

Sleipnir

areu4real? wrote: »

Fractured skull twice - Once when i was 2, decided that my high chair wasn't that high at all. Second time i fell off the back of a milk truck at about 6 years old, still remember that egg breaking sound.
Tore cruciates in my knee playing indoor football.
Tore ligaments in my ankle playing GAA
Broken nose,broken knuckle, fun night.
Shattered ankle jumping from a height. 2 operations and some screws, plates and wires.
Two broken ribs falling from a tree and landing on a branch
Dislocated shoulder, bro punched me. Can still pop it out.
Broken arm, fibia and tibia. Slippped on wet dancefloor 2 plates and 18 screws.
Broken metatarsal, some heifer stood on it in a nightclub.
Also needed head stitches 3 other times from random head bangs.
And no, I'm not James Bond
Or am i? :cool:

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Snowie

JohnCleary wrote: »

Yeh fair enough i'll let ye away with it


:pac: yourself!

yeah but you got double whameyed :pac:

KTRIC

Died a couple of times, made a full recovery though.

donmeister

Oct 07, Broken Clavicle (Collarbone) whilst playing rugby,got tackled and then some fat bastard on the other team dived on top of me,and I'm pretty sure there was a rock underneath me,anywho........

My shoulder is still completely ****ed up and it still hurts while I type this!

Biggins

KTRIC wrote: »

Died a couple of times, made a full recovery though.

You've been watching Torchwood haven't you Jack?

Tar.Aldarion

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.

WIZE

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.

were you making a Cock-Tail














*gets coat*

Sleipnir

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Blender and penis are two words that feature predominantly in my worst injury.

Me too. Shame really; I loved that blender.

dsmythy

Cracked my skull when i was a kid. Since then i twisted my knee.... That's just about it. I guess you can say im risk adverse. The head injury will be used in the future when they catch me.

Tar.Aldarion

Sleipnir wrote: »

Me too. Shame really; I loved that blender.

Soup was never the same.

stepbar

Badly sprained both ankles....... Twice.

Red Hand

stepbar wrote: »

Badly sprained both ankles....... Twice.

Same as me! Except I only sprained them once. Luckily, I sprained one first and then a month later, sprained the other. I still had the crutches from the first sprain. Handy!