Invite the Taliban here to sort out the criminal scumbags?

Iskenderun

It just occurred to me that there are some surplus (and it appears unwanted) Taliban wandering around over there in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Why don't we invite a few thousand of these strapping fellows (on temporary visas) to come over and sort out our scumbags?
I tell you within weeks these scumbags will go to ground and start behaving themselves once they see some of their friends walking around with no hands. And while they're at it they should slap Burkas on their ugly 'girlfriends' and teach them some manners, walking around the place with fake tans, tracksuit bottoms and pushing buggies full of brats, thinking they own the country and raking in hundreds of Euros a week in benefits. It's a complete disgrace.

My name is URL

You're in Dublin, amrite?

Maybe the Taliban could just blow up Dublin, 2birds1stone

mirror mirror

excellent idea,too much pussy footing around with criminals and scum -bags.swift justice is called for ,bring em on...............

Schism

Dey took our jabs, they ate our swans, this country's gone to ****, stephen.

Cianos

Fair enough but what will we do with all the snobs?

Nodin

Iskenderun wrote: »

It just occurred to me that there are some surplus (and it appears unwanted) Taliban wandering around over there in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Why don't we invite a few thousand of these strapping fellows (on temporary visas) to come over and sort out our scumbags?
I tell you within weeks these scumbags will go to ground and start behaving themselves once they see some of their friends walking around with no hands. And while they're at it they should slap Burkas on their ugly 'girlfriends' and teach them some manners, walking around the place with fake tans, tracksuit bottoms and pushing buggies full of brats, thinking they own the country and raking in hundreds of Euros a week in benefits. It's a complete disgrace.

Its bad enough in this country without skangers and beardies killing each other, while either trying to sell me drugs, rob me, or take away me pint and pork chops.

Saibh

Iskenderun wrote: »

I tell you within weeks these scumbags will go to ground and start behaving themselves once they see some of their friends walking around with no hands.

If you cut their hands off, they are more than likely unemployable, claim for disability allowance and probably sue the government as well.

ejmaztec

Saibh wrote: »

If you cut their hands off, they are more than likely unemployable, claim for disability allowance and probably sue the government as well.

They won't be able to sign the forms, so there won't be any claims.:pac:

DarkJager

Yes lets cut peoples hands off and slap burkas on them because they aren't like us. You sound like an ideal recruit for the Taliban.

As for bringing them over, its bad enough the cretins are even licensed to breathe without promoting them as some sort of travelling A-Team. If you want to live in dark age ****hole under the rules of mentally stunted religious fanatics, then be my guest.

Afghanistan is that way --->

thomond2006

The new Taliban influence:

Saibh

ejmaztec wrote: »

They won't be able to sign the forms, so there won't be any claims.:pac:

They find a way around that...

ejmaztec

DarkJager wrote: »

Yes lets cut peoples hands off and slap burkas on them because they aren't like us. You sound like an ideal recruit for the Taliban.

As for bringing them over, its bad enough the cretins are even licensed to breathe without promoting them as some sort of travelling A-Team. If you want to live in dark age ****hole under the rules of mentally stunted religious fanatics, then be my guest.

Afghanistan is that way --->

Yes, the Taliban criminal scumbags give the ordinary criminal scumbags a bad name.

deadhead13

Problem is, to the Taliban we're all scumbags.

DarkJager

deadhead13 wrote: »

Problem is, to the Taliban we're all scumbags.

Infidels and what not :rolleyes:

Firetrap

Problem is, how will we get rid of them? Once they sort the scumbags they'll turn on us. Gilette razors will be made illegal as men have to grow big bushy beards. Hairdressers will close down because the wimmins will all have to go around in burkas all the time.

mp22

Just what we need religous nuts in ireland!!!!:rolleyes:

ejmaztec

Saibh wrote: »

They find a way around that...

You've got me stumped for an answer there.

wes

Firetrap wrote: »

Problem is, how will we get rid of them? Once they sort the scumbags they'll turn on us. Gilette razors will be made illegal as men have to grow big bushy beards. Hairdressers will close down because the wimmins will all have to go around in burkas all the time.

You get Man eating tigers to take care of the Taliban and when Winter rolls around the Tigers will die of the cold.

Biggins

Cianos wrote: »

Fair enough but what will we do with all the snobs?

Well seeing as they are all sitting on one side of a government building, having a majority in numbers for the mo, I say stuff them and mount them in the Spire!
I know the Taliban are up for the job.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Ummm...I think that this has already been covered. The IRA would pwn the Taliban*.




*This isn't an endorsement btw. Believe me when I say this post isn't gleeful.

BigAl81

DarkJager wrote: »

If you want to live in dark age ****hole under the rules of mentally stunted religious fanatics, then be my guest.

I reckon he'd be right at home in Ireland if that was the case!!

Go Team.

WoollyRedHat

Come on now, this is a tad bit unrealistic...
The government gets the final call and they are hardly going to ask the taliban to wipe government buildings out.

irish_bob

Iskenderun wrote: »

It just occurred to me that there are some surplus (and it appears unwanted) Taliban wandering around over there in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Why don't we invite a few thousand of these strapping fellows (on temporary visas) to come over and sort out our scumbags?
I tell you within weeks these scumbags will go to ground and start behaving themselves once they see some of their friends walking around with no hands. And while they're at it they should slap Burkas on their ugly 'girlfriends' and teach them some manners, walking around the place with fake tans, tracksuit bottoms and pushing buggies full of brats, thinking they own the country and raking in hundreds of Euros a week in benefits. It's a complete disgrace.

the taliban would consider us all , scumbags

Biggins

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Come on now, this is a tad bit unrealistic...
The government gets the final call and they are hardly going to ask the taliban to wipe government buildings out.

Well we don't know yet what Board "Snip" has recommended!

dsmythy

Firetrap wrote: »

Problem is, how will we get rid of them? Once they sort the scumbags they'll turn on us. Gilette razors will be made illegal as men have to grow big bushy beards. Hairdressers will close down because the wimmins will all have to go around in burkas all the time.

Not to mention the execution of cheating wives (not cheating husbands of course) and gays...

Biggins

dsmythy wrote: »

Not to mention the execution of cheating wives (not cheating husbands of course) and gays...

What have you got against happy people! :mad:

I'm happy, I'm so frakin happy I could bounce off gaydar for a bloomin' frakin' week!

We all should be so luck to have a gay day!

Karl Hungus

Or, how about we just get the courts to pull their thumbs out of their asses and actually give out some proper punishment, instead of letting these ****ers run around with 50 slaps on the wrist?

dez_warlock

According to this highly acccurate and scientific documentary I saw, the IRA are much better than the Taliban so we could save a little on the travel costs.

dsmythy

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Or, how about we just get the courts to pull their thumbs out of their asses and actually give out some proper punishment, instead of letting these ****ers run around with 50 slaps on the wrist?

50 lashes is the Taliban style. Marginally better.

Iang87

i dunno man but then we're stuck with the taliban, then we bring in the americans to get rid of those, then we go and get some iranians to sort those out, then we're stuck with iranians however. We wait for winter to roll around and they all die out happy days. OK lets do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dsmythy

Iang87 wrote: »

i dunno man but then we're stuck with the taliban, then we bring in the americans to get rid of those, then we go and get some iranians to sort those out, then we're stuck with iranians however. We wait for winter to roll around and they all die out happy days. OK lets do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Israelis can get the Iranians. But then of course....

Moral of the story/thread? Let's sort out our own problems.

Manic Moran

DarkJager wrote: »

Afghanistan is that way --->

*waves*

I tell you, it's not so bad here. We've got the BBQ going, weather's great, freebird's on the boom-box, and we're waiting for the evening 4th of July explosives show.

NTM

g5fd6ow0hseima

Iskenderun wrote: »

It just occurred to me that there are some surplus (and it appears unwanted) Taliban wandering around over there in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Why don't we invite a few thousand of these strapping fellows (on temporary visas) to come over and sort out our scumbags?
I tell you within weeks these scumbags will go to ground and start behaving themselves once they see some of their friends walking around with no hands. And while they're at it they should slap Burkas on their ugly 'girlfriends' and teach them some manners, walking around the place with fake tans, tracksuit bottoms and pushing buggies full of brats, thinking they own the country and raking in hundreds of Euros a week in benefits. It's a complete disgrace.

You'd be the same if you grew up in their areas.

Iskenderun

Gays in this country will have nothing to fear from them. Many Asian men like a bit of slap and tickle with same sex partners, and there's nothing wrong in it. In fact many of these bearded warriors are drop-dead gorgeous and will cause a sensation in our gay community.

Manic Moran

You'd be the same if you grew up in their areas

No, most of the guys from the rural mountains around here seem to be quite decent people. Taliban seem to be a bit of an aberration.

NTM

g5fd6ow0hseima

Manic Moran wrote: »

No, most of the guys from the rural mountains around here seem to be quite decent people. Taliban seem to be a bit of an aberration.

NTM

I was talking about so-called scumbags that the OP was talking of eradicating.

getz

deadhead13 wrote: »

Problem is, to the Taliban we're all scumbags.

yep one taliban leader is supposed to have said ;we will bring the religious war to ireland;well i have news for him they are four hundred years to late

dsmythy

Stanley Limited Tin wrote: »

I was talking about so-called scumbags that the OP was talking of eradicating.

I grew up in such an area and chose not to do such things. Personal responsibility ftw!

ejmaztec

Stanley Limited Tin wrote: »

I was talking about so-called scumbags that the OP was talking of eradicating.

They could all be rounded up and shipped off to Afghanistan where they could each be given a metal rod and ear-plugs. They could then begin their short careers as mine-detectors.

Rented Mule

Hey ....let's invite people who hate everyone who do not observe 100% of the rules of their religion and live in tents along the side of the road to solve our issue with undesirables.

ChocolateSauce

You'd just be trading the smack addicts for the smack growers.

jumpguy

Firetrap wrote: »

Problem is, how will we get rid of them? Once they sort the scumbags they'll turn on us. Gilette razors will be made illegal as men have to grow big bushy beards. Hairdressers will close down because the wimmins will all have to go around in burkas all the time.

Yeah, bringing the Taliban here will like bringing snakes to kill badgers.
First, we have too much scumbags.
Then, we bring the Taliban to get rid of the scumbags.
Then, we bring the US army to get rid of Taliban.

*looks at middle east*

DubMedic

ejmaztec wrote: »

They won't be able to sign the forms, so there won't be any claims.:pac:

You obviously haven't viewed this film then.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097937/ .

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galwayrush

The last people who were invited to come over and sort a few scumbags out stayed 800 years and some people still can't get over it. :pac:

Eire-Dearg

They'll only end up taking our jobs and our women.

Prof.Badass

The taliban are closed minded bigots but they're not idiots.

Why the fúck would they kill off their own business partners?

ejmaztec

DubMedic wrote: »

You obviously haven't viewed this film then.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097937/ .

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That's twice I've been stumped now.:(

flag123

No I don't think Ireland will take to kindly to more foreigners coming into the country let the scumbags kill each other..

Capt'n Midnight

Aren't people forgetting about the past here.

Take for example joyriders. Up in Belfast they had the owner of the car, the INLA the IRA, the UVF the UFF , IPLO , British Army including the paras, the SAS and the RUC amongst others. All except the owner of the car have been accused or proven to have a shoot to kill policy. That didn't stop the joyriders.

Many of the paramilitary gangs have been involved in criminal activities that have had nothing to do with politics and have used violence "non-political" criminals who were competiting against them.

Taliban won't work because even our own terrorists didn't work.

wil

Iskenderun wrote: »

<an bord snip>
Why don't we invite a few thousand of these strapping fellows (on temporary visas) to come over and sort out our scumbags?<off bord snip>.

Wouldn't it make a lot more sense to send self same scumbags off to Afghanistan to sort out the Taliban.

One way tickets

ScumLord

In fairness Arab women are hot as ****!! It's true, seriousslt.