Posting while pissed

My name is URL · 18-06-2009 07:46PM #1

Do you ever post on boards while you're drunk?

I do it sometimes, it seems like great fun at the time..but I've woken up the next day and felt mortified at what I'd posted.

Should there be a drunk check that you need to pass before you log in..like a complicated maths equation or something similar?

Abi · 18-06-2009 07:48PM

/Dons hat

Excuse me sir, could you please blow into this?

:pac:

mikemac · 18-06-2009 07:49PM

Sure who hasn't? Don't reply back non-drinkers, you know what I mean....

And then a quick glance through your post history the next morning to delete all the muck you posted

Though they said the truth comes out when you're drunk, you don't hold back

I don't have a google mail (gmail?) account but I think there is some test to log in.

So you don't go emailing ex's or sending daft emails you'll regret

Prof.Badass · 18-06-2009 07:53PM

I think weed is to blame for an awful lot of silly trolling that goes on here.

Whosbetter? · 18-06-2009 08:16PM

Been that soldier several times!

I refuse to look at my post history, but know I've been banned & infracted a few times.
Deffo, there should be a breathalyser kit for boards use esp for those nights I've been pourin' vodka in my soul.

Tryin' to be a good boy now though.;)

My name is URL · 18-06-2009 08:16PM

vinylmesh wrote: »

I think weed is to blame for an awful lot of silly trolling that goes on here.

They should read the brochure =p

sillyputty · 18-06-2009 08:18PM

mikemac wrote: »

I don't have a google mail (gmail?) account but I think there is some test to log in.

So you don't go emailing ex's or sending daft emails you'll regret

As yes, i enabled The "Beer Goggles" app after a rather embarrassing string of e-mails to an ex...
Now between 11pm and 6am if i want to send an email i have to do 5 math problems - it works - but strangely also very difficult when 100% sober

As for boards, ive done it a bit.:o

stovelid · 18-06-2009 08:22PM

Should be a configurable drink-application (with a plug-in alcohol sensor) available. If the post is after 1AM and the sensor detects a pre-defined amount of alcohol fumes and/or suspiciously fucked up motor skills, it sneakily lets you post, but it is deleted automatically in an hour after you've forgotten about it.

Kiera · 18-06-2009 08:24PM

Yes every weekend you'll find me here at 4am posting pure tripe. Its not pretty!

Karl Hungus · 18-06-2009 08:24PM

All the time.

stovelid · 18-06-2009 08:25PM

Karl Hungus wrote: »

All the time.

Stupid question Karl.

Is that a turd beside your user title? :pac:

6th · 18-06-2009 08:26PM

I post naked.

mikemac · 18-06-2009 08:27PM

Came home pissed off with work one evening and had a good few drinks to unwind

Ended up applying to loads of jobs on irishjobs.ie that night and got hounded by recruitment agencies calling my mobile for weeks and weeks

Learned my lesson

Karl Hungus · 18-06-2009 08:28PM

stovelid wrote: »

Stupid question Karl.

Is that a turd beside your user title? :pac:

There's no such thing a stupid question man. Except that one. That there is a mother****ing stupid ass question. Of course it's a turd!

admiralofthefleet · 18-06-2009 08:28PM

all the time, especially at weekends. it can take me a few mins to type a short post as im so pissed

stovelid · 18-06-2009 08:30PM

Karl Hungus wrote: »

There's no such thing a stupid question man. Except that one. That there is a mother****ing stupid ass question. Of course it's a turd!

After posting, I looked closer and had a QED moment when I saw the little flies.

Abi · 18-06-2009 08:44PM

stovelid wrote: »

Should be a configurable drink-application (with a plug-in alcohol sensor) available. If the post is after 1AM and the sensor detects a pre-defined amount of alcohol fumes and/or suspiciously fucked up motor skills, it sneakily lets you post, but it is deleted automatically in an hour after you've forgotten about it.

Rofl. If anyone quotes you in that hour, it would be a proper head fcuk in the morning =D

stovelid · 18-06-2009 08:52PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Rofl. If anyone quotes you in that hour, it would be a proper head fcuk in the morning =D

Well spotted. The first bug has been raised against the beta application.

My name is URL · 18-06-2009 09:31PM

Maybe just have a dud site for the pissed, we can post all the shit we want and none of it's published on the site... it just goes towards a meter which measures drunkeness with some algo that detects mistakes and the repeated use of smileys in a single post.

Once it reaches 100%, you're automatically admitted to a rehab center :pac:

davyjose · 18-06-2009 09:32PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Maybe just have a dud site for the pissed, we can post all the shit we want and none of it's published on the site...

We have one, it's called After Hours

LD 50 · 18-06-2009 09:51PM

I'm actually kinda surprised at how pissed isn't in the swear filter.

My name is URL · 18-06-2009 09:52PM

davyjose wrote: »

We have one, it's called After Hours

That's a low-blow mate =p

AH is serious business, sometimes... lol

Ginny · 18-06-2009 09:54PM

Yup, and woken up the next morning tying to remember what I've posted and hoping it wasn't ban worthy.

galwayrush · 18-06-2009 09:57PM

I'm not as think as you drunk i am.:pac:

davyjose · 18-06-2009 10:01PM

A few Saturday mornings ago I woke up full sure I'd left messages on my boss's phone cursing him blind.

That was not a good weekend. Turns out I hadn't. Or else he's a very tolerant man.

InkSlinger67 · 18-06-2009 10:03PM

I am guilty of drunken posting but have never been banned for my drunken tom foolery and jiggery pokery (inviting trouble, I know)

I am but a minnow in the drunken posting stakes for there is a giant of the art walking among us ladies and gentlemen....Kumate_champ07 be thy name

If alcohol isn't responsible for sad babies and South African rape there must be a little crystal meth or huffing cat pee involved

Trinity · 18-06-2009 10:07PM

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Trinity · 18-06-2009 10:08PM

God yeah and i tend to keep repeating myself just in different ways its so embarrassing

Abi · 18-06-2009 10:11PM

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Ah but you don't mean any harm

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Yeah?

never mind eh?

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

K. Well you just mentioned it.. just there like.. heh

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

I gots to go...

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

bai!!

/runs

davyjose · 18-06-2009 10:16PM

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and worse than the ****e i post is the fact that i tend to keep repeating myself

Trinity wrote: »

God yeah and i tend to keep repeating myself just in different ways its so embarrassing

I take it your foot got you to the offy so??? :pac:

Whosbetter? · 18-06-2009 10:22PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

I am guilty of drunken posting but have never been banned for my drunken tom foolery and jiggery pokery (inviting trouble, I know)

Ooops, looks like 'they' were right about my 'anger management' issues.:o

Posting while pissed

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