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Stupidist thing a scumbag has said or done?

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  • 04-06-2009 5:52pm
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    Armin_Tamzarian
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    Scumbag / skanger threads seem to be all the rage these days so here goes.
    What's the stupidest, dumbest most idiotic thing you've seen/heard a scumbag doing, saying, etc?

    Two spring to mind.

    I was in the Palace on Camden St. years ago and got started on by two scumbags at the bar.
    Things got heated and the scummiest looking of the two picked up his pint glass and went to smash it off the bar,
    obviously in an attempt to fashion a weapon of sorts.
    Trouble was, it was a plastic pint glass.
    I was able to slip away as the idiot's friend berated his friend's shamful scumming abilities.

    Another time I was standing outside a shop in Dublin when I heard a girl exclaim in panic, "quick Jacinta, look, it's a bleedin tornado!"
    Alas, there was no tornado, just some boring old smoke coming out of one of the Sandymount Towers.
    The actual tower itself was obscured from her view by a double-decker bus.
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    Biggins
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    One tried to rob me lol

    Bad, BAD mistake on his part!


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    Pighead
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    Pighead was talking to a scumbag this morning and the conversation went a little like this

    Scumbag: Oi Pighead, your leather trousers are horrible.
    Pighead: Pighead resembles that remark
    Scumbag:Ha ha, nice spoonerism there Pighead
    Pighead: It was a malapropism ya big eejit.

    They really are big eejits.


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    stovelid
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    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    "quick Jacinta, look, it's a bleedin tornado!"
    .

    I understand that Jacinta goes well with good hallucinatory Roddy Doyleisms like the above, but outside of AH threads, are there that many females under the age of 25 actually called Jacinta?


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    Gummy Panda
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    Biggins wrote: »
    One tried to rob me lol

    Bad, BAD mistake on his part!

    He should've waited till after you went to the atm?


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    PCPhoto
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I understand that Jacinta goes well with good hallucinatory Roddy Doyleisms like the above, but outside of AH threads, are there that many females under the age of 25 actually called Jacinta?

    I thought that was their collective name :eek: ... they only seem to answer to Jacinta, Shaniqua (shan-eek-wah), and of course Georgie Burgess' favourite .... Sharon.

    doesnt matter what you call 'em they're still scumbags.....I got asked 3 times by (cant call her a scummer 'cos I dont know for sure) , but anyway ..... got asked 3 times in less than 5minutes for a cigarette. (I had left work - walking - passed her, got asked (first time) ....realised I had left my wallet in work, jogged back (got asked again) ....and after collecting my wallet and leaving work ..... third time ...I mean honestly.


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    F-Stop
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    Years ago there was a medical supplies place on fire somewhere around Wexford street. Myself and a friend were standing around watching the flames and the smoke, and the fire engines, and all the commotion. This scumbag on a bmx turns around to us and goes, "What the fcuk are you looking at?".


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    Gamesnash.ie: Pat
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFysZbO1lqw



    How about knocking yourself out while acting the mick with a big log.


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    magick
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    a ruffian attempted to engaged in tomfoolery with me, during the scuffle in my haberdashery, I must say my monocle fell out. But he's dead now.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    Biggins wrote: »
    One tried to rob me lol

    Bad, BAD mistake on his part!

    likewise, he is eating through a tube now


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    Acacia
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    Nothing like a good scumbag thread to bring out the keyboard warriors.


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    brummytom
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    A "woman" in the Asda cafe lunging at the server because they'd ran out of fried eggs

    A big scary-looking black bloke throwing a pie at a woman behind the counter in Greggs, screaming "IT WAS COLD!!"

    :/


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    stovelid
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    brummytom wrote: »
    A big scary-looking black bloke throwing a pie at a woman behind the counter in Greggs, screaming "IT WAS COLD!!"
    :/

    Mmmm Gregs.


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    brummytom
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    Those orange ring donuts with the chocolate lines on - lovely


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    The Al Lad
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    LOL

    A scumbag wearing a hi-vis vest and a mini-mag lite in his mouth robbing money from my next door neighbours taxi...pulled him out through the window he smashed to get in and bet him to a pulp

    Funny point...He's lying there screaming ..."it wasn't me ...it wasn't me..."


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    magick
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    The Al Lad wrote: »
    LOL

    A scumbag wearing a hi-vis vest and a mini-mag lite in his mouth robbing money from my next door neighbours taxi...pulled him out through the window he smashed to get in and bet him to a pulp

    Funny point...He's lying there screaming ..."it wasn't me ...it wasn't me..."

    Mr Lover Lover.........hmmmmmmmmm Girl..........


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    SV
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    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    likewise, he is eating through a tube now


    Haha, yeah right.

    I suppose you're posting from mountjoy then? Admit it. You tried to hit him with a girly slap and ran away didn't you


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    Abi
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    PCPhoto wrote: »
    I thought that was their collective name :eek: ... they only seem to answer to Jacinta, Shaniqua (shan-eek-wah), and of course Georgie Burgess' favourite .... Sharon.

    Indeed. 'Cinta ant Anto from Pram Springs.

    I haven't had many dealings with them. I was asked before by one "are yer roydin?" Ew.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    a little scrote asked me for a smoke at the bus stop on tues and when i told her no she called me a 'mean cúnt'


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    admiralofthefleet
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    SV wrote: »
    Haha, yeah right.

    I suppose you're posting from mountjoy then? Admit it. You tried to hit him with a girly slap and ran away didn't you

    no, i stood my ground and gave him a few slaps. i work hard for my money and no little scrote is going to rob it off me


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    raptorman
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    Two traveler women were drinking in a bar and one was asking to the other to go to a night club. The conversation went a bit like this:
    (Names made up)

    Betty: Come out it will be great craic.
    Debbi: No no no.
    Betty: c'mon c'mon...
    Debbi: No no he's at home with the childer I'll be bet
    Betty: C'mon out, sure take the baitin' tomorrow, take the baitin'

    Possibly the funniest and saddest thing I've ever heard.


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    KTRIC
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    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    a little scrote asked me for a smoke at the bus stop on tues and when i told her no she called me a 'mean cúnt'

    You are though, aren't you ??


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    My name is URL
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    One asked me for a light before so I petrol bombed him


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    Ciaran500
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    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead was talking to a scumbag this morning and the conversation went a little like this

    Scumbag: Oi Pighead, your leather trousers are horrible.
    Pighead: Pighead resembles that remark
    Scumbag:Ha ha, nice spoonerism there Pighead
    Pighead: It was a malapropism ya big eejit.

    They really are big eejits.

    Sounds a little familiar ;) - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52153736&postcount=3

    I have a feeling Pighead might be making stories up just to be funny :eek:


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    Danbo!
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    Some scumbag sprayed 'GRADA SCU' on a wall in Firhouse, obviously interrupted before he could finish the word scum. Although, judging from his spelling of garda, he may not have been interrupted.


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    itsallaboutheL
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    Mine's a stupid one


    Everyone's all quick to sit at their keyboard and type about beatin the snot outa some "little scrote", well what about the big scrotes!!!

    I was ambling along the street after work one night with a few on board, being the pretentious prick that i am, i was wearing a Mr.Strong T-shirt...

    anyhoo scene plays out as such

    Me: Sorry brother any chance of a lighter please for a quick sec,
    6'4 scrote: **** off you gay....... ****in mister . strong

    Me: Jesus....... A knacker that can read...
    and starts ambling away

    6'4 Scrote hits me in to the back of the head, i turn around, and said scrote proceeds to hand me my face on a plate!!


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    smelltheglove
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    My hubbie had similar, apparently he looks like a wrestler, not sure which one , long hair metal t-shirt on one day, lets say it's macho man

    fella sitting on the bonnet of his souped up corsa with all his mates around him says haha look its f'ing mach man followed by the scumbag laugh, hubbie says quite quickly back, haha look its kermit the f'ing frog leaving the scumbag mortified with all his mates in stitches laughing then he quickly jumps into his sports car and pulls off before the scumabg can hit him in the back of his head:D


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    My name is URL
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    Enough of this **** ffs

    It's about as original as reality tv


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    #29
    ScouseMouse
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    On a number 7 bus a few years ago going through Blackrock. Scumbag hassling a young lad sat next to me, spat at him but got me. I planted him and his nose went. Guards got on bus and asked me to get off. Scumbag crying "he hit me" blah blah.

    Cops asked people upstairs what happened and I was then invited back onto the bus.

    One for the good guys....


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    chickenhawk
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    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    Me: Sorry brother any chance of a lighter please for a quick sec,

    You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??


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    TheZohanS
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    It's about as original as reality tv

    Except nobody died. :D


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