Stupidist thing a scumbag has said or done?

Armin_Tamzarian

Scumbag / skanger threads seem to be all the rage these days so here goes.
What's the stupidest, dumbest most idiotic thing you've seen/heard a scumbag doing, saying, etc?

Two spring to mind.

I was in the Palace on Camden St. years ago and got started on by two scumbags at the bar.
Things got heated and the scummiest looking of the two picked up his pint glass and went to smash it off the bar,
obviously in an attempt to fashion a weapon of sorts.
Trouble was, it was a plastic pint glass.
I was able to slip away as the idiot's friend berated his friend's shamful scumming abilities.

Another time I was standing outside a shop in Dublin when I heard a girl exclaim in panic, "quick Jacinta, look, it's a bleedin tornado!"
Alas, there was no tornado, just some boring old smoke coming out of one of the Sandymount Towers.
The actual tower itself was obscured from her view by a double-decker bus.

Biggins

One tried to rob me lol

Bad, BAD mistake on his part!

Pighead

Pighead was talking to a scumbag this morning and the conversation went a little like this

Scumbag: Oi Pighead, your leather trousers are horrible.
Pighead: Pighead resembles that remark
Scumbag:Ha ha, nice spoonerism there Pighead
Pighead: It was a malapropism ya big eejit.

They really are big eejits.

stovelid

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

"quick Jacinta, look, it's a bleedin tornado!"
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I understand that Jacinta goes well with good hallucinatory Roddy Doyleisms like the above, but outside of AH threads, are there that many females under the age of 25 actually called Jacinta?

Gummy Panda

Biggins wrote: »

One tried to rob me lol

Bad, BAD mistake on his part!

He should've waited till after you went to the atm?

PCPhoto

stovelid wrote: »

I understand that Jacinta goes well with good hallucinatory Roddy Doyleisms like the above, but outside of AH threads, are there that many females under the age of 25 actually called Jacinta?

I thought that was their collective name :eek: ... they only seem to answer to Jacinta, Shaniqua (shan-eek-wah), and of course Georgie Burgess' favourite .... Sharon.

doesnt matter what you call 'em they're still scumbags.....I got asked 3 times by (cant call her a scummer 'cos I dont know for sure) , but anyway ..... got asked 3 times in less than 5minutes for a cigarette. (I had left work - walking - passed her, got asked (first time) ....realised I had left my wallet in work, jogged back (got asked again) ....and after collecting my wallet and leaving work ..... third time ...I mean honestly.

F-Stop

Years ago there was a medical supplies place on fire somewhere around Wexford street. Myself and a friend were standing around watching the flames and the smoke, and the fire engines, and all the commotion. This scumbag on a bmx turns around to us and goes, "What the fcuk are you looking at?".

Gamesnash.ie: Pat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFysZbO1lqw



How about knocking yourself out while acting the mick with a big log.

magick

a ruffian attempted to engaged in tomfoolery with me, during the scuffle in my haberdashery, I must say my monocle fell out. But he's dead now.

admiralofthefleet

Biggins wrote: »

One tried to rob me lol

Bad, BAD mistake on his part!

likewise, he is eating through a tube now

Acacia

Nothing like a good scumbag thread to bring out the keyboard warriors.

brummytom

A "woman" in the Asda cafe lunging at the server because they'd ran out of fried eggs

A big scary-looking black bloke throwing a pie at a woman behind the counter in Greggs, screaming "IT WAS COLD!!"

stovelid

brummytom wrote: »

A big scary-looking black bloke throwing a pie at a woman behind the counter in Greggs, screaming "IT WAS COLD!!"

Mmmm Gregs.

brummytom

Those orange ring donuts with the chocolate lines on - lovely

The Al Lad

LOL

A scumbag wearing a hi-vis vest and a mini-mag lite in his mouth robbing money from my next door neighbours taxi...pulled him out through the window he smashed to get in and bet him to a pulp

Funny point...He's lying there screaming ..."it wasn't me ...it wasn't me..."

magick

The Al Lad wrote: »

LOL

A scumbag wearing a hi-vis vest and a mini-mag lite in his mouth robbing money from my next door neighbours taxi...pulled him out through the window he smashed to get in and bet him to a pulp

Funny point...He's lying there screaming ..."it wasn't me ...it wasn't me..."

Mr Lover Lover.........hmmmmmmmmm Girl..........

SV

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

likewise, he is eating through a tube now

Haha, yeah right.

I suppose you're posting from mountjoy then? Admit it. You tried to hit him with a girly slap and ran away didn't you

Abi

PCPhoto wrote: »

I thought that was their collective name :eek: ... they only seem to answer to Jacinta, Shaniqua (shan-eek-wah), and of course Georgie Burgess' favourite .... Sharon.

Indeed. 'Cinta ant Anto from Pram Springs.

I haven't had many dealings with them. I was asked before by one "are yer roydin?" Ew.

admiralofthefleet

a little scrote asked me for a smoke at the bus stop on tues and when i told her no she called me a 'mean cúnt'

admiralofthefleet

SV wrote: »

Haha, yeah right.

I suppose you're posting from mountjoy then? Admit it. You tried to hit him with a girly slap and ran away didn't you

no, i stood my ground and gave him a few slaps. i work hard for my money and no little scrote is going to rob it off me

raptorman

Two traveler women were drinking in a bar and one was asking to the other to go to a night club. The conversation went a bit like this:
(Names made up)

Betty: Come out it will be great craic.
Debbi: No no no.
Betty: c'mon c'mon...
Debbi: No no he's at home with the childer I'll be bet
Betty: C'mon out, sure take the baitin' tomorrow, take the baitin'

Possibly the funniest and saddest thing I've ever heard.

KTRIC

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

a little scrote asked me for a smoke at the bus stop on tues and when i told her no she called me a 'mean cúnt'

You are though, aren't you ??

My name is URL

One asked me for a light before so I petrol bombed him

Ciaran500

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead was talking to a scumbag this morning and the conversation went a little like this

Scumbag: Oi Pighead, your leather trousers are horrible.
Pighead: Pighead resembles that remark
Scumbag:Ha ha, nice spoonerism there Pighead
Pighead: It was a malapropism ya big eejit.

They really are big eejits.

Sounds a little familiar - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52153736&postcount=3

I have a feeling Pighead might be making stories up just to be funny :eek:

Danbo!

Some scumbag sprayed 'GRADA SCU' on a wall in Firhouse, obviously interrupted before he could finish the word scum. Although, judging from his spelling of garda, he may not have been interrupted.

itsallaboutheL

Mine's a stupid one


Everyone's all quick to sit at their keyboard and type about beatin the snot outa some "little scrote", well what about the big scrotes!!!

I was ambling along the street after work one night with a few on board, being the pretentious prick that i am, i was wearing a Mr.Strong T-shirt...

anyhoo scene plays out as such

Me: Sorry brother any chance of a lighter please for a quick sec,
6'4 scrote: **** off you gay....... ****in mister . strong

Me: Jesus....... A knacker that can read...
and starts ambling away

6'4 Scrote hits me in to the back of the head, i turn around, and said scrote proceeds to hand me my face on a plate!!

smelltheglove

My hubbie had similar, apparently he looks like a wrestler, not sure which one , long hair metal t-shirt on one day, lets say it's macho man

fella sitting on the bonnet of his souped up corsa with all his mates around him says haha look its f'ing mach man followed by the scumbag laugh, hubbie says quite quickly back, haha look its kermit the f'ing frog leaving the scumbag mortified with all his mates in stitches laughing then he quickly jumps into his sports car and pulls off before the scumabg can hit him in the back of his head:D

My name is URL

Enough of this **** ffs

It's about as original as reality tv

ScouseMouse

On a number 7 bus a few years ago going through Blackrock. Scumbag hassling a young lad sat next to me, spat at him but got me. I planted him and his nose went. Guards got on bus and asked me to get off. Scumbag crying "he hit me" blah blah.

Cops asked people upstairs what happened and I was then invited back onto the bus.

One for the good guys....

chickenhawk

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Me: Sorry brother any chance of a lighter please for a quick sec,

You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??

TheZohanS

My name is URL wrote: »

It's about as original as reality tv

Except nobody died.

itsallaboutheL

chickenhawk wrote: »

You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??

Trying to comunicate on a his level...

it was more of a

"Welllllllll bruddder anee chance ofa liiiter, for a secind"

read in a limerick accent!

and i didn't for one second say i didn't deserve it, shouldn't have talked to him in the first place.

dr.bollocko

Jesus christ. Are you people insane?

Red_Marauder

chickenhawk wrote: »

You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??

Maybe he is streeet.

Biggins

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Jesus christ. Are you people insane?

LOL AH and "insane" - Silly question!
I for one am not but my other split personality disagrees!

Pighead

Ciaran500 wrote: »

Sounds a little familiar - http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52153736&postcount=3

I have a feeling Pighead might be making stories up just to be funny :eek:

Nope, it's all true buddy. It's just an unfortunate fact of life that people are always mixing up spoonerisms and malapropisms. It's a curse.

Aidric

A scumbag offered me some sh1t hot drugs in a club one night. I took him up on his offer before he got the chance to be offended.

delllat

chickenhawk wrote: »

You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??

if he was blak ,obviously !

delllat

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

Trying to comunicate on a his level...

it was more of a

"Welllllllll bruddder anee chance ofa liiiter, for a secind"

read in a limerick accent!

and i didn't for one second say i didn't deserve it, shouldn't have talked to him in the first place.

you shouldnt have turned your back on some one you just called a illiterate knacker which wearing your "mr strong" t shirt

brother

My name is URL

chickenhawk wrote: »

You sound like you deserved it. Why would you call some stranger 'brother'??

Because he's this guy

jojobrad

raptorman wrote: »

Two traveler women were drinking in a bar and one was asking to the other to go to a night club. The conversation went a bit like this:
(Names made up)

Betty: Come out it will be great craic.
Debbi: No no no.
Betty: c'mon c'mon...
Debbi: No no he's at home with the childer I'll be bet
Betty: C'mon out, sure take the baitin' tomorrow, take the baitin'

Possibly the funniest and saddest thing I've ever heard.

No just sad !

King of Kings

i was walking up camden street and there was a hot girl on front of me
one of them ran across the road and shouted at her "i'd **** the fallopian tubes off you" and ran back

it had me in tears.

overexcitedaj

Was on A dublin bus a few years back and a child was standing on the seat infront of me and just being a bit hyper. ad the mother said "sii down Jacinta"
The child says ha? . results in her mother giving her a slap and saying " its not haa. Its Wha."
i also heard from my friend that he was at the cinema one night and these 2 where arguing. The woman yelps out "you dont love me" to which the man replied " sure i does love you. Dont i Ride ya and buy ya chips"

tororosso

King of Kings wrote: »

i was walking up camden street and there was a hot girl on front of me
one of them ran across the road and shouted at her "i'd **** the fallopian tubes off you" and ran back

it had me in tears.

ROFL that made me laugh too Can just picture him doing that!!
Poor girl though
remember a howiya coming up to me at a reception desk to check if he had left some "important" stuff in the public toilets the day before. Went like this:
"Howiya, I was in the toilets yesterday but I was out of it and tink I left a plastic bag in there when I woke up!! Do you 'ave it
?!"
Just looked at him in disbelief:rolleyes: (drugs being a problem there of course:mad:)

BlueSpiral

Caaaarla: Wha'tz that pathetic thing? Ya know, fallacy?
Deirdre: Pathetic fallacy is when someone is sad it begins to rain or when they are happy its sunny.
Caaaarla: Oh.... is that real life?

Mr. Presentable

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Jesus christ. Are you people insane?

Not insane, good dr.

Unsane!

El Siglo

All scumbags pose a question for society. They should be sent to re-education camps where they can develop better concentration in order perfect a solution that is final regarding our current problems.;)

dylano_k

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Scumbag / skanger threads seem to be all the rage these days so here goes.
What's the stupidest, dumbest most idiotic thing you've seen/heard a scumbag doing, saying, etc?

Two spring to mind.

I was in the Palace on Camden St. years ago and got started on by two scumbags at the bar.
Things got heated and the scummiest looking of the two picked up his pint glass and went to smash it off the bar,
obviously in an attempt to fashion a weapon of sorts.
Trouble was, it was a plastic pint glass.
I was able to slip away as the idiot's friend berated his friend's shamful scumming abilities.

Another time I was standing outside a shop in Dublin when I heard a girl exclaim in panic, "quick Jacinta, look, it's a bleedin tornado!"
Alas, there was no tornado, just some boring old smoke coming out of one of the Sandymount Towers.
The actual tower itself was obscured from her view by a double-decker bus.

Jacinta is too much of a steriotypical "scumbag" name. Was believing ya there til ya mentioned that name !!

dylano_k

Abigayle wrote: »

Indeed. 'Cinta ant Anto from Pram Springs.

I haven't had many dealings with them. I was asked before by one "are yer roydin?" Ew.

Well...Are ya ? haha

dylano_k

King of Kings wrote: »

i was walking up camden street and there was a hot girl on front of me
one of them ran across the road and shouted at her "i'd **** the fallopian tubes off you" and ran back

it had me in tears.

Ah the aul classics never get old haha

pebbles21

Walking up Henry st one night myself(6f2 and 15 st) and my friend (6f4 and 18st)

A weedy junkie type lad steps out of a shop doorway infront of us and says "heeeer ....cmere...lads now im not gonna mug yis righhh.....jenowerimean .....righhh ....but...any chance of a...............

We never did get to hear the rest of his story as he was told politely to fcuk off:D


Another time a lad( i think it may have been a relation of the above) was caught in the act trying to jammie open the door of a mates van with a key in the lock

When he was asked wtf was he doing...?apparently he was trying to straighten his key as it was bent :rolleyes: