Stuff you have seen written in the cubicles

pinkfeather

Example....one guy writes "If you are a gay meet me here at 12:00"

And below this a reply of "I am here every day but you never show up"

:eek:

Random

"Stop writing stuff on the wall you wasters - get a life"

staker

already been done PF:D

Rowley Birkin QC

Some people think it's funny to pi$$ on the floor, be original and sh!t on the ceiling.

That_Guy

Saw one in a pub in Ashbourne saying

"Do you like cheese? Cos I'm an easy single"

Joey the lips

Mr Smith is a fat baxtard! - Who is Mr Smith - He is a fat baxtard - Who is? - Mr Smith! - Mr Smith What! - Mr Smith is a fat baxtard! - Who is Mr Smith! - Your a fcuking goldfish mate! - I am not your mate Mr Smith, You fat baxtard! - Who is a fat baxtard!

pmg007

This is a special fast cubicle for persons with three item's or less..

Overheal

Actually boards.ie traces its routes back to one of the Supermacs bathrooms on O'Connel street. Some skanger wrote QUAKE SUCKS to which Ross promptly responded with a sharpie: "So does your ma."

CianRyan

My fúcking phone number. :mad:

pikachucheeks

"Square root of Gerry Adams squared"

... I laughed so hard.

That_Guy

CianRyan wrote: »

My fúcking phone number. :mad:

You weren't by chance the one I was supposed to ring about the piles infested old granny where you?

carlop

Don't speak of your Anglican Minister,
nor his church without reason of faith,
for the foundation stone of his temple,
is the bollocks of Henry the eighth


This is how they do toilet graffiti in Trinity.

jd83

pull here for an arts degree

That_Guy

Another brilliant one I saw in Dundalk actually.

Above the toilet roll holder it says "Cultural Studies Diploma.... Please take one"

:D

CianRyan

That_Guy wrote: »

You weren't by chance the one I was supposed to ring about the piles infested old granny where you?

The one and only, giz a buzz and i'll sort you out. :rolleyes:

RonMexico

"A town without a chipper is a plaice with no sole."

Black Swan

Sarah Palin sat here. Don't forget to wash your hands.

That_Guy

CianRyan wrote: »

The one and only, giz a buzz and i'll sort you out. :rolleyes:

Sweet.

Rented Mule

Jesus Clones You.

Rented Mule

I found this one online.

UCD
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile

SantaHoe

I feel so left out having not seen any memorable cubicle scrawlings.
Although I used to work in a place that had a glory-hole carved out in one of the cubicle walls... which I still find hilarious.

r3nu4l

I've seen this one above several urinals:

'Why are you looking at this when the joke is in your hands?'

vibe666

the first one that I remember ever giving me a little giggle was in a cubicle when I was at school.

some come here to sit and think,
some come here to sh1t and stink,
i come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls!

it was an inspiration to us all and despite it being repeatedly scrubbed off or painted over it always used to re-appear a while later.

delllat

on a building site in spence dock:

why all the dirty boots when weve got so many shoe shine **** on dis site ?

to which someone replied:

yeah,yeah,just keep riding ur sister ,hillbilly!

4zn76tysfajdxp

In school, somebody wrote "[My name] is a fat fuck" on the cubicle wall of one of our toilet stalls. I was proud that this wallflower was acknowledged in such a fashion...

Longboard

At the bottom of a door in a cubicle, just above the gap was scratched....

"Beware of gay limbo dancers"

Professey Chin

SantaHoe wrote: »

I feel so left out having not seen any memorable cubicle scrawlings.
Although I used to work in a place that had a glory-hole carved out in one of the cubicle walls... which I still find hilarious.

Oh the temptation:pac:

Beanstalk

Written really low down in tiny text, by the skirting board:

'If you can read this, then you're having a sh1te..'

Very observant!

johnny_knoxvile

Big red writing on the condom machine in Whelans

"SUPPORT TWINK"

So my question is does Twink have a vested interest in selling rubbers? Maybe there is
a franchise oppertunity,
Twink's Codoms "Now you can wear a name of an irish entertainment behemoth on your lustful warrior!"

Abi

"Abigayle is a royid"

































*I might have wrote that one :pac:

Mr.Lizard

jd83 wrote: »

pull here for an arts degree

I saw that one too! Anyway long story short I DID indeed take one! I even brought it home and framed it on my wall.

In retrospect though I think it was just meant as a visual joke because right now I still have job and most people who know me don't think I'm a pretentious know-it-all idiot.

SV

"Martin Keane is a fat cúnt"

(Martin Keane was a site foreman out where we were)

Right below it;
"If I find out who wrote that you'll be on the dole you bástard"

WillieCocker

"People who have the time to write on toilet doors are so full of shyte"

Dardania

SV wrote: »

"Martin Keane is a fat cúnt"

(Martin Keane was a site foreman out where we were)

Right below it;
"If I find out who wrote that you'll be on the dole you bástard"

Confirmed!

CCCP^

No words, just a picture of our CBS prinicpal with this his head and the body of a rat. ****ing genius.

brayblue24

In "Brussels South" airport (Charleroi to you and me)

"Belgium Rocks"-probably the most unbelievable piece of grafitti ever. Even if you were in any doubt that Belgium doesn't actually "rock" it was written in pencil too! The rebels

RaverRo808

We'll never forget you Tommy Sands,1981 RIP

GenghisCon

Rented Mule wrote: »

I found this one online.

UCD
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile

I saw a variation that had "look left ->" on the back of the door followed inevitably by "No left you idiot" on right hand wall.

af_thefragile

"Ryan Lee is Gay"

Anyone who doing their lc the institute of education in 06 would know that. There wasn't a cubicle in the whole school which didn't have that written!!

And can't think of anything else exciting... Loads of random depressing emo-esque poems i came across that i can't recall now.

Rented Mule wrote: »

I found this one online.

UCD
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile

That was written in one of the cubicles in the Institue of Education too...

Along with a couple of stains with an arrow pointing to it saying "i cummed here"...

bantee

Saw a brilliant one years ago in a dirty jacks. Some one drew a circle and an arrow pointing to it saying "Please place all snots here".

Spread

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!" LAX 2008

and2

In this toilet do not linger, use the paper not your finger

Retrovertigo

In the jacks upstairs in Whelans.

'Maser loves himself'

I found it funny.

RonMexico

In Tom Collins Pub in Limerick somebody turned the handdryer into a submarine with the Beetles all waving out of it. :pac:

In the cubicles on the 2nd floor(science) in the NUIG library, written on the toilet roll holder with an arrow pointing towards where the toilet roll comes out: "Arts degrees"!

PatF

"I am therefore I think - Is that putting descartes before the horse"

You'd have to be familiar with descartes to get it but I thought it was very funny.

also

after a heavily graffiti strewn cublicle was repainted some wise ass wrote in the bottom of the wall

"second edition"

HalloweenJack

Saw one in Madrid a while back, it said: "Al Qaeda bastards - at least when ETA attacked they rang first."

WillieCocker

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Saw one in Madrid a while back, it said: "Al Qaeda bastards - at least when ETA attacked they rang first."

Well they have to do that, they stand for "Estimated Time of Arrival" afterall.

delllat

the cleaners work was all in vain,
the Sh1thouse poet strikes again !

Soby

"Dont use all the sh!t tickets,save some for others"

Ash_M

xxx K.C. 4 F.D. Always and forever xxx

Inspired, truly inspired.