Stuff you have seen written in the cubicles

SV · 27-05-2009 10:31AM

"Martin Keane is a fat cúnt"

(Martin Keane was a site foreman out where we were)

Right below it;
"If I find out who wrote that you'll be on the dole you bástard"

WillieCocker · 27-05-2009 10:38AM

"People who have the time to write on toilet doors are so full of shyte"

Dardania · 27-05-2009 10:40AM

SV wrote: »

"Martin Keane is a fat cúnt"

(Martin Keane was a site foreman out where we were)

Right below it;
"If I find out who wrote that you'll be on the dole you bástard"

Confirmed!

CCCP^ · 27-05-2009 10:44AM

No words, just a picture of our CBS prinicpal with this his head and the body of a rat. ****ing genius.

brayblue24 · 27-05-2009 10:49AM

In "Brussels South" airport (Charleroi to you and me)

"Belgium Rocks"-probably the most unbelievable piece of grafitti ever. Even if you were in any doubt that Belgium doesn't actually "rock" it was written in pencil too! The rebels

RaverRo808 · 27-05-2009 10:51AM

We'll never forget you Tommy Sands,1981 RIP

GenghisCon · 27-05-2009 10:57AM

Rented Mule wrote: »

I found this one online.

UCD
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile

I saw a variation that had "look left ->" on the back of the door followed inevitably by "No left you idiot" on right hand wall.

af_thefragile · 27-05-2009 11:03AM

"Ryan Lee is Gay"

Anyone who doing their lc the institute of education in 06 would know that. There wasn't a cubicle in the whole school which didn't have that written!!

And can't think of anything else exciting... Loads of random depressing emo-esque poems i came across that i can't recall now.

Rented Mule wrote: »

I found this one online.

UCD
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile

That was written in one of the cubicles in the Institue of Education too...

Along with a couple of stains with an arrow pointing to it saying "i cummed here"...

bantee · 27-05-2009 11:08AM

Saw a brilliant one years ago in a dirty jacks. Some one drew a circle and an arrow pointing to it saying "Please place all snots here".

Spread · 27-05-2009 11:13AM

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!" LAX 2008

and2 · 27-05-2009 11:24AM

In this toilet do not linger, use the paper not your finger

Retrovertigo · 27-05-2009 11:49AM

In the jacks upstairs in Whelans.

'Maser loves himself'

I found it funny.

RonMexico · 27-05-2009 11:58AM

In Tom Collins Pub in Limerick somebody turned the handdryer into a submarine with the Beetles all waving out of it. :pac:

27-05-2009 12:27PM

In the cubicles on the 2nd floor(science) in the NUIG library, written on the toilet roll holder with an arrow pointing towards where the toilet roll comes out: "Arts degrees"!

PatF · 27-05-2009 01:14PM

"I am therefore I think - Is that putting descartes before the horse"

You'd have to be familiar with descartes to get it but I thought it was very funny.

also

after a heavily graffiti strewn cublicle was repainted some wise ass wrote in the bottom of the wall

"second edition"