Stuff you have seen written in the cubicles

pinkfeather · 27-05-2009 12:18AM #1

Example....one guy writes "If you are a gay meet me here at 12:00"

And below this a reply of "I am here every day but you never show up"

:eek:

27-05-2009 12:19AM

"Stop writing stuff on the wall you wasters - get a life"

staker · 27-05-2009 12:19AM

already been done PF:D

Rowley Birkin QC · 27-05-2009 12:20AM

Some people think it's funny to pi$$ on the floor, be original and sh!t on the ceiling.

That_Guy · 27-05-2009 12:29AM

Saw one in a pub in Ashbourne saying

"Do you like cheese? Cos I'm an easy single"

Joey the lips · 27-05-2009 12:31AM

Mr Smith is a fat baxtard! - Who is Mr Smith - He is a fat baxtard - Who is? - Mr Smith! - Mr Smith What! - Mr Smith is a fat baxtard! - Who is Mr Smith! - Your a fcuking goldfish mate! - I am not your mate Mr Smith, You fat baxtard! - Who is a fat baxtard!

pmg007 · 27-05-2009 12:33AM

This is a special fast cubicle for persons with three item's or less..

Overheal · 27-05-2009 12:35AM

Actually boards.ie traces its routes back to one of the Supermacs bathrooms on O'Connel street. Some skanger wrote QUAKE SUCKS to which Ross promptly responded with a sharpie: "So does your ma."

CianRyan · 27-05-2009 12:35AM

My fúcking phone number. :mad:

pikachucheeks · 27-05-2009 12:36AM

"Square root of Gerry Adams squared"

... I laughed so hard.

That_Guy · 27-05-2009 12:36AM

CianRyan wrote: »

My fúcking phone number. :mad:

You weren't by chance the one I was supposed to ring about the piles infested old granny where you?

carlop · 27-05-2009 12:37AM

Don't speak of your Anglican Minister,
nor his church without reason of faith,
for the foundation stone of his temple,
is the bollocks of Henry the eighth

This is how they do toilet graffiti in Trinity.

jd83 · 27-05-2009 12:40AM

pull here for an arts degree

That_Guy · 27-05-2009 12:40AM

Another brilliant one I saw in Dundalk actually.

Above the toilet roll holder it says "Cultural Studies Diploma.... Please take one"

:D

CianRyan · 27-05-2009 12:42AM

That_Guy wrote: »

You weren't by chance the one I was supposed to ring about the piles infested old granny where you?

The one and only, giz a buzz and i'll sort you out. :rolleyes:

RonMexico · 27-05-2009 12:44AM

"A town without a chipper is a plaice with no sole."

27-05-2009 12:44AM

Sarah Palin sat here. Don't forget to wash your hands.

That_Guy · 27-05-2009 12:45AM

CianRyan wrote: »

The one and only, giz a buzz and i'll sort you out. :rolleyes:

Sweet.

Rented Mule · 27-05-2009 07:25AM

Jesus Clones You.

Rented Mule · 27-05-2009 07:26AM

I found this one online.

UCD
Library building
Dublin IRELAND 01
Women's restroom, 2nd floor

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile

SantaHoe · 27-05-2009 07:34AM

I feel so left out having not seen any memorable cubicle scrawlings.

Although I used to work in a place that had a glory-hole carved out in one of the cubicle walls... which I still find hilarious.

r3nu4l · 27-05-2009 07:39AM

I've seen this one above several urinals:

'Why are you looking at this when the joke is in your hands?'

vibe666 · 27-05-2009 07:45AM

the first one that I remember ever giving me a little giggle was in a cubicle when I was at school.

some come here to sit and think,
some come here to sh1t and stink,
i come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls!

it was an inspiration to us all and despite it being repeatedly scrubbed off or painted over it always used to re-appear a while later.

delllat · 27-05-2009 08:03AM

on a building site in spence dock:

why all the dirty boots when weve got so many shoe shine **** on dis site ?

to which someone replied:

yeah,yeah,just keep riding ur sister ,hillbilly!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 27-05-2009 08:09AM

In school, somebody wrote "[My name] is a fat fuck" on the cubicle wall of one of our toilet stalls. I was proud that this wallflower was acknowledged in such a fashion...

Longboard · 27-05-2009 08:16AM

At the bottom of a door in a cubicle, just above the gap was scratched....

"Beware of gay limbo dancers"

Professey Chin · 27-05-2009 08:45AM

SantaHoe wrote: »

I feel so left out having not seen any memorable cubicle scrawlings.
Although I used to work in a place that had a glory-hole carved out in one of the cubicle walls... which I still find hilarious.

Oh the temptation:pac:

Beanstalk · 27-05-2009 09:45AM

Written really low down in tiny text, by the skirting board:

'If you can read this, then you're having a sh1te..'

Very observant!

johnny_knoxvile · 27-05-2009 09:52AM

Big red writing on the condom machine in Whelans

"SUPPORT TWINK"

So my question is does Twink have a vested interest in selling rubbers? Maybe there is
a franchise oppertunity,
Twink's Codoms "Now you can wear a name of an irish entertainment behemoth on your lustful warrior!"

Abi · 27-05-2009 10:08AM

"Abigayle is a royid"

*I might have wrote that one :pac:

Mr.Lizard · 27-05-2009 10:12AM

jd83 wrote: »

pull here for an arts degree

I saw that one too! Anyway long story short I DID indeed take one! I even brought it home and framed it on my wall.

In retrospect though I think it was just meant as a visual joke because right now I still have job and most people who know me don't think I'm a pretentious know-it-all idiot.

Stuff you have seen written in the cubicles

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