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Bulmers pear (best laxative known to man?)

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    #362
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I have a new love/hate relationship with energy drinks....love them going in, hate them coming out....mainly because its the sh*te through your arse effect.

    Also vodka and blackcurrant works in the same way for me....

    Im such a lady:D:D


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    #363
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Confab wrote: »
    They said they changed the recipe,

    They lied or at least they are mistaken
    The current stuff is mighty powerful

    GP's need to start recommending it for certain cases, works within the hour


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    #364
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Confab wrote: »
    They said they changed the recipe, but I'm not risking it. The perfect cure for constipation though.

    Coffee ;)


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    #365
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Having read this thread I have decided to take the "Challenge" :D

    Bought two cans of said Bulmers Pear.
    Have opened the first one............


    And have just put the most expensive loo roll that I could find on the market in to the freezer

    Will I be one of the unfortunates?????


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    #366
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    You put bog roll in the freezer. Are you touched?


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    #367
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Shryke wrote: »
    You put bog roll in the freezer. Are you touched?

    I most certainly have Sir..........

    From what I am led to believe Bulmers Pear does not make a dignified exit ;)


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    #368
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Shryke wrote: »
    You put bog roll in the freezer. Are you touched?

    I most certainly have Sir..........

    From what I am led to believe Bulmers Pear does not make a dignified exit ;)

    Alright I won't judge. Just don't forget to grab it out of the freezer before doing your business.
    You don't want to be slippy sliding off the toilet with no paper to hand.


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    #369
    stomacheramped
    Registered Users Posts: 1 ✭stomacheramped


    After wondering why my stomaches in bits and crapping like never before i googled pear cider stomache ache and found this.

    My advice is stay welll away from this stuff, i picked up the wrong box of it by accident and now im paying the price, if you go out the day after a nght on this, stay very close to a toilet or you`ll most likely crap yourself a few times.. :eek: Be Warned!


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    #370
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    This thread will out-live us all.


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    #371
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    stomacheramped wrote: »
    After wondering why my stomaches in bits and crapping like never before i googled pear cider stomache ache and found this.

    My advice is stay welll away from this stuff, i picked up the wrong box of it by accident and now im paying the price, if you go out the day after a nght on this, stay very close to a toilet or you`ll most likely crap yourself a few times.. :eek: Be Warned!

    Pics or GTFO.


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    #372
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    hasnt a patch on mc ardles for evacuating the camillas


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    #373
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Hah! I forgot about this thread.

    Brilliant. :)


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    #374
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Somebody needs to tell the HSE about this - tins of Bulmers might be cheaper than pharmaceutical laxatives :pac:


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    #375
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    I never saw this thread before, quality lunch time reading ha ha. I'm sorry i missed out on this drink because i have guts of steel and would gladly take on the bulmers pear challenge.


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