Bulmers pear (best laxative known to man?)

chem

Tried the new pear bulmers last night. Love the taste etc...... but dont enjoy the side effects :eek: spent most of the night in the jacks!!! And it wasnt my head in the bowl. Has anyone else had this side effect with bulmers pear?

MIN2511

Ah ffs no one wants to know

5318008!

lol. Now i know what to buy people whenever it's my round !

Snowie

MIN2511 wrote: »

Ah ffs no one wants to know

Im glad to hear about this par cider i like pair cider its nice....

as for lexitive ciggerate and a cup of coffe is a shore way to make you want to go.:(

Schism

Must... correct.. spelling...

sean6477

Yeah decided to grab 6 cans of the stuff in the offi a couple of weeks ago, didnt fancy it much.
Dont get me wrong i dont mind taking a piss after a drink,, but not outta ma fúckin ass!!

super_furry

Was going to make a similar thread. Had six bottles last night watching the match and ended up coming home because it was so bad. Just pure liquid coming out.

sceptre

Bulmers pear is a far nicer drink after you shake it to get rid of the excess fizz.

chem

Folks not messing ........this stuff should be on pe(a)rcription only. The stomach was like a bubble machine gone nuts. After the 3rd :rolleyes: pint it was like pulling the pin on a grenade. Only 10 seconds to get rid of it:o Is it an evil joke by Bulmers R&D department?

Captain-America

I tried it for the first time last night also. Only had the one can though. No side effects for me. Nothing worse than usual anyway.

Your pears must not have been ripe.

chem

Captain-America wrote: »

I tried it for the first time last night also. Only had the one can though. No side effects for me. Nothing worse than usual anyway.

Your pears must not have been ripe.

TBH I was praying to God. to take me now Lord take me now! toilet roll in the frezzer from now on. Or a last man not sh1ting compition with the m8s:pac:

phasers

Cider is for working class people

Mossy Monk

I drank 7 cans of it 3 weeks ago and no nasty visits to the bog

I have to say it is pretty tasty too.

Aidric

phasers wrote: »

Cider is for working class people

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

jester77

At least it will save you on an enema!

slippy wicket

God, i thought it was just koppaberg that flushed out your guts:eek:

galwayrush

jester77 wrote: »

At least it will save you on an enema!

A full pear would make an unforgetable enema.:eek:

slippy wicket

galwayrush wrote: »

A full pear would make an unforgetable enema.:eek:

Nah, that just sounds like a fun night in.:D

2 stroke

No prob here except didn't like the canned stuff, I've downed several bottles on a few occasions.

Joey the lips

Have not tried it yet have been drinking koppenberger for a while though and I imagine bulmers will taste good

My side effect on cider is I get massive thirst in the morning, wake up with furry mouth ( Your ma before you say it):D

mewmoo

Haven't had it yet, but most cider makes me take more trips to the bathroom than beer would.

BaconZombie

If you've been drinking koppenberger for a while do try the Bulmers, it takes like crap and you'll have a horrible fake pear taste in your mouth the next day on top of your hangover.

Joey the lips wrote: »

Have not tried it yet have been drinking koppenberger for a while though and I imagine bulmers will taste good

My side effect on cider is I get massive thirst in the morning, wake up with furry mouth ( Your ma before you say it):D

CianRyan

I'd prefer the runs than what you get after a night on Guinness.
My life was never the same after the first big black.

EdgarAllenPoo

Aidric wrote: »

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

Thought they only drank Bavaria,Dutch Gold or Castlemaine(or basically anything you can get for €1 in supervalu.

galwayrush wrote: »

A full pear would make an unforgetable enema.:eek:

Pineapple would be better-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YssMT0qXYOw

CianRyan wrote: »

I'd prefer the runs than what you get after a night on Guinness.
My life was never the same after the first big black.

Once you go black..you go deaf:D

Caoimhín

That remings me of the old morning after saying;

"I hope the arse doesnt fall out of my world......
because the world just fell out of my arse"

FlutterinBantam

MIN2511 wrote: »

Ah ffs no one wants to know

Hello!!!!

Just because YOU don't want to know doesn't mean no one wants to know.

I found it a very informative and interesting post tbh.

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Mr Benevolent

Guinness. A very efficient laxative for me. And disgusting stuff too, like beer dregs.

regob

chem wrote: »

Tried the new pear bulmers last night. Love the taste etc...... but dont enjoy the side effects :eek: spent most of the night in the jacks!!! And it wasnt my head in the bowl. Has anyone else had this side effect with bulmers pear?

i actually did

mp3guy

Yeah, first time I had it I had 4 cans, and things were running free by the end of the night.

Seems like this is a common problem.

lost marbles

speaking of cider
has anyone tried that new DIXONS CIDER .

my girlfriend likes to make a hot toddy out of it .she heats it up in a pot .


she loves " hot dixons cider ":D:D:D

Handsome Bob

No side effects for me and it's been my regular drink since it has basically come out.

On an unrelated but related note, when it first came out, my brother had the following exchange with a barman in a certain nightclub;

Brother: Do you sell Bulmers Pear?

Barman: What?

Brother: Bulmers Pear Cider.

Barman: Sorry we don't sell gay drinks.

Brother: Ah c'mon that's an out and out lie, what about the multiple fridges full of WKD so?

Barman: *laughs in defeat*

:pac:

Mr.Lizard

Coffee usually does the trick for me. One cup and the inside of the toilet bowl looks like the top of a McDonalds chocolate sundae.

partyguinness

I tried it in England a few weeks back.

Not impressed. A bit tasteless and not much to differentiate from apple cidar. Not as fizzy and just a tad sweeter. I might as well have been drinking normal apple cidar.

DonJose

Aidric wrote: »

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

Welcome to Ireland, the homeless are the new working class!!!

partyguinness

If you work for a living, you are working class...end of.

Mr.Lizard

partyguinness wrote: »

If you work for a living, you are working class...end of.

What about if you work just because you like it and you don't need the money?

EdgarAllenPoo

DonJose wrote: »

Welcome to Ireland, the homeless are the new working class!!!

Well minus the working part:pac:.

partyguinness

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

What about if you work just because you like it and you don't need the money?

Then you are not working for a living..

petes

I like cider.

dlofnep

*puts down his bowl of cocopops*

nomorebadtown

phasers wrote: »

Cider is for working class people

It's a perry not a cider...actually its probably just an alcho-pop like kopparberg.

anyway bulmers in awful muck... 4.5%? **** off.

Nick_oliveri

I too have "pissed out my arse" after the Pear Bulmers. It only dawned on me the second time/night that it was the drink. And then I drank it again the third time.

Its tasty. Way nicer than Kopparberg.

niceirishfella

Aidric wrote: »

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

and Homosexuals..........don't forget the homosexuals.:p

kittensoft1984

Ive had it twice and ive had no side effect!

Acacia

Aidric wrote: »

And the homeless. Don't forget the homeless.

Fortified wine is for the real homeless. Only the yuppie, wannabe homeless drink cider.

Fiend-Foe

Next time you have bad diarrhoea, I mean the totally watery stuff.

Swallow a few spoonfuls of sweetcorn without chewing them at all.

It doesn't help at all, but your body doesn't digest them so they pop out whole.

Feels funny, looks funny, is funny.

phasers

nomorebadtown wrote: »

It's a perry not a cider...actually its probably just an alcho-pop like kopparberg.

anyway bulmers in awful muck... 4.5%? **** off.

wikipedia wrote:

Perry is an alcoholic beverage made of fermented pear juice. It is similar to cider, in that it is made using a similar process and often has a similar alcoholic content, up to 8.5% alcohol by volume. The term Pear Cider is sometimes used, and is equivalent to perry.

don't try to be clever with me

nomorebadtown

phasers wrote: »

don't try to be clever with me

I wouldn't dream of it madam.

But I do enjoy cider (I do work, but not yet homeless:p) and Bulmers is the second worst cider i have ever tasted (the worst being Frosty Jacks) and I am constantly astonished by the thousands of seemingly normal intelligent people I see drinking it every week.

AckwelFoley

I have been told by hardend drinkers that have tried it that its best to drink while sitting on the pot.

light may not pass through you but the sh!t will. Enbrace the pear. Embrace the jax

SuperGrover

Is "Bulmers Pear Cider" not just Ritz re-packaged to get blokes to drink it?