Stretch Limos

Aidric

Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.

Volvoboy

Aidric wrote: »

Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.

Wha? ah bud wharyamean teyre tacky? I luk bleadin savage in dem, gettin one fer me burd shardin when she gets outa da joy.

towel401

Aidric wrote: »

Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.

about time someone spoke out against this practice.

at the end of the day night they are still the same bunch of drunk slappers. no matter how long the car is or how many cylinders its engine has

xOxSinéadxOx

black ones are grand. white ones though... ugh even worse pink ones!

mikemac

You can't buy class

Michellenman

Stretch Hummers *Shudders*

delllat

the worst one of all is that converted fire engine full of retards that pumps music and drives window lickers around the city on saturday nights

I would pay money to see it being blown off the road with :

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5352778,00.jpg

ejmaztec

A stretched limo is an up-market Hiace.

Nodin

Aidric wrote: »

Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc?

Same reason they like Tango-tans.

phasers

Saw a silver stretch hummer at a communion this morning. A COMMUNION FFS

Michellenman

phasers wrote: »

Saw a silver stretch hummer at a communion this morning. A COMMUNION FFS

I can do one better. Saw one at a baptism. No joke!

Armin_Tamzarian

Stretch limos, hummers, etc are soooo tacky and passé...
There is only one classy way to roll these days.

If you've got a big important event to attend.
If you want to make an arrival that spells out sophistication and class.
Then maybe you can hire, the A-Team van.

Rented Mule

mikemac wrote: »

You can't buy class

I believe that the Celtic Tiger proved that.

Borneo Fnctn

I've seen stretch limos that have ads for the company on the back. If they were tacky anyway, this brings a new level to it.

Joey the lips

Personally haveing been in one I think they are noting special but if it improves your chances of getting her drunk and hence a roide why the hell not!

But it beats arriving at your wedding on a horse and cart on a p1ss drenched irish day!m or arriving at your debs in a ford fiesta!

It only works out abot 50 euro each sure the taxi costs that!

auditek923

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Stretch limos, hummers, etc are soooo tacky and passé...
There is only one classy way to roll these days.

If you've got a big important event to attend.
If you want to make an arrival that spells out sophistication and class.
Then maybe you can hire, the A-Team van.

i had the a team van for the morning of my wedding. myself,my dad and my best man/groomesmen went down the pub in it, around the town, and then to the church. it was great fun and recomend it to everyone

xOxSinéadxOx

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Stretch limos, hummers, etc are soooo tacky and passé...
There is only one classy way to roll these days.

If you've got a big important event to attend.
If you want to make an arrival that spells out sophistication and class.
Then maybe you can hire, the A-Team van.

w0w.

Saibh

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

black ones are grand. white ones though... ugh even worse pink ones!

Saw a pink hummer limo parked at a church - it was for first communion!!

Poor Uncle Tom

It's either a sulky or a stretch limo, there's no in between.

Hagar

Stretch limos? Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacky.

phasers

I want to go to my Debs now just so I can turn up in the A-Team van...

xOxSinéadxOx

I want an A-team van for my debs too

DublinWriter

Stretch limos today, stretch marks tomorrow.

Meh. Let the wimmins enjoy their night of pleasure before the 40 years of laundry duty commences.

phasers

DublinWriter wrote: »

Stretch limos today, stretch marks tomorrow.

Meh. Let the wimmins enjoy their night of pleasure before the 40 years of laundry duty commences.

Laundry duty eh? Is that what you kids are calling it these days? Back in my day we called it shaggin

partyatmygaff

Hmm


Would one of these slow V8 monster lowriders be tacky?




Would be nice for a debs :pac:

phasers

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Hmm


Would one of these slow V8 monster lowriders be tacky?




Would be nice for a debs :pac:

Jaysus thats a monster

Actually, an original delorean would be savage for a debs

partyatmygaff

phasers wrote: »

Jaysus thats a monster

Actually, an original delorean would be savage for a debs

Yes, I can imagine driving one of them, with the roof down and the hydraulics at full blast.

Never seen a low rider round here in Ireland before

jester77

The tackiest I've seen is one of the local porn stars here in Hamburg. She drives around in a pink lamborghini with her website on the side. It's a sight :eek:

partyatmygaff

jester77 wrote: »

The tackiest I've seen is one of the local porn stars here in Hamburg. She drives around in a pink lamborghini with her website on the side. It's a sight :eek:

Thats not really tacky tbh, pretty smart marketing

Rented Mule

jester77 wrote: »

The tackiest I've seen is one of the local porn stars here in Hamburg. She drives around in a pink lamborghini with her website on the side. It's a sight :eek:

I think that it's cool that you have local porn stars.

Riddle101

A little off topic but for my debs I couldn't afford to hire out a limo, and I missed to school bus that was going out to it. So I had to get a taxi to the place which was all the way in Meath. Needless to say, and hour and a half later, here I am in a taxi pulled up next to the place that was holding the debs, with people from my school watching me as I paid the taxi driver. Course It didn't really matter, because it turned out to be a pretty good night.

Anyway yeah I agree, I hate seeing strech limos driving around with people thinking their so cool in them. Little do they know that nobody would give a damn about them if the limo they were in blew up. Well maybe a few but still

easyeason3

phasers wrote: »

Saw a silver stretch hummer at a communion this morning. A COMMUNION FFS

I saw one at a few years ago & a little girl in a white dress got out, obviously her communion.

The family, all pikeys, were going into a local restaurant for the meal.

The limo had pulled up outside Supermacs. I nearly wet myself laughing :pac:


EDIT: It was a limo, not a stretch Hummer. If it was a Hummer then it would have been classy

Armin_Tamzarian

auditek923 wrote: »

i had the a team van for the morning of my wedding. myself,my dad and my best man/groomesmen went down the pub in it, around the town, and then to the church. it was great fun and recomend it to everyone

The A-Team van is totally awesome, obviously.
Still, I'd imagine it would take some top class negotiating tactics to get a bride to agree to pull up outside the chapel in one.
May as well go the whole hog at that stage, dress the groom as Face, the bride as that annoying Amy reporter bird who wouldn't feck off.
I guess the priest would have to be Hannibal and the best man would have to be Murdoch.
Leaving the bride's maid to be B.A. of course.

If the A-Team van doesn't cut it you could always go for the Mystery Machine

This one's pretty lame. There was a much better one on eBay a couple of years ago.
I bid 3k on it when I was totally wasted one night, talk about a lucky escape.

easyeason3

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

The A-Team van is totally awesome, obviously.
Still, I'd imagine it would take some top class negotiating tactics to get a bride to agree to pull up outside the chapel in one.
May as well go the whole hog at that stage, dress the groom as Face, the bride as that annoying Amy reporter bird who wouldn't feck off.
I guess the priest would have to be Hannibal and the best man would have to be Murdoch.
Leaving the bride's maid to be B.A. of course.

If the A-Team van doesn't cut it you could always go for the Mystery Machine

This one's pretty lame. There was a much better one on eBay a couple of years ago.
I bid 3k on it when I was totally wasted one night, talk about a lucky escape.

You like the A Team then, do ya?:D

Rabies

Hagar wrote: »

Stretch limos? Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacky.

Just because back in your day you made a penny stretch far.

Pfffttt.

Caoimhín

They are just vulgar.

But then the working class like shiny things, so whatever keeps them happy.

Rabies

What about he recession class?

Sofiztikated

Rabies wrote: »

What about he recession class?

Theres always one to mention it, isn't there.

Ah, limo's are tacky, but when you're 18, who really has an idea what class is?

And if they're having fun, why is it an afront to you? If they want to blow there hard earner (or dole money) on a fancy taxi, then why not? Its keeping the limo driver in beer money.

Mr.Lizard

mikemac wrote: »

You can't buy class

You can't even rent it for the night either it would appear.

Mr.Lizard

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

If the A-Team van doesn't cut it you could always go for the Mystery Machine

The biggest mystery of all is why is there two Velma's in the publicity shot (never mind that one of them (I hope for his/her sake) is a bloke in drag)?

http://www.cardifflimos.co.uk/scooby-doo-mystery-machine/images/1_jpg.jpg

Dragan

It should be noted these are normally the same people who think getting married in the first place will add a touch of class to their "council house and 6 bastard children" lives in the first place.

Caoimhín

Rabies wrote: »

What about he recession class?

Get back to your hovel peasant.

Rabies

Caoimhín wrote: »

Get back to your hovel peasant.

I'd ban you... but I can't afford to

Hagar

Rabies wrote: »

Just because back in your day you made a penny stretch far.

Pennies were a whole lot bigger then.
You could eat your dinner off them, if you had a dinner.

monellia

I was unaware that this stereotype was exclusive to women :rolleyes:

phasers

monellia wrote: »

I was unaware that this stereotype was exclusive to women :rolleyes:

Well it is in fairness

Tom65

Stretch or not, limos are for assholes anyway.

Armin_Tamzarian

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

The biggest mystery of all is why is there two Velma's in the publicity shot (never mind that one of them (I hope for his/her sake) is a bloke in drag)?

http://www.cardifflimos.co.uk/scooby-doo-mystery-machine/images/1_jpg.jpg

Well spotted sir.
Incidentally, Daphne looks like she'd get it.
In fact she looks like she is getting it, from Shaggy.

af_thefragile

Gives them something to brag about in their bland plastic lives...

eamon234

Get this - was at a communion yesterday in an area well known for people of the travelling persuasion - there was a pink stretch Playboy limo. I sh1t you not.

Acacia

Just love the class snobbery going on here..."oh, these vulgar working classes, let them have their tacky limos, while I sit atop my high horse..."