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Stretch Limos

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    phasers wrote: »
    Saw a silver stretch hummer at a communion this morning. A COMMUNION FFS

    I saw one at a few years ago & a little girl in a white dress got out, obviously her communion.

    The family, all pikeys, were going into a local restaurant for the meal.

    The limo had pulled up outside Supermacs. I nearly wet myself laughing :pac:


    EDIT: It was a limo, not a stretch Hummer. If it was a Hummer then it would have been classy :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    auditek923 wrote: »
    i had the a team van for the morning of my wedding. myself,my dad and my best man/groomesmen went down the pub in it, around the town, and then to the church. it was great fun and recomend it to everyone

    The A-Team van is totally awesome, obviously.
    Still, I'd imagine it would take some top class negotiating tactics to get a bride to agree to pull up outside the chapel in one.
    May as well go the whole hog at that stage, dress the groom as Face, the bride as that annoying Amy reporter bird who wouldn't feck off.
    I guess the priest would have to be Hannibal and the best man would have to be Murdoch.
    Leaving the bride's maid to be B.A. of course.

    If the A-Team van doesn't cut it you could always go for the Mystery Machine

    This one's pretty lame. There was a much better one on eBay a couple of years ago.
    I bid 3k on it when I was totally wasted one night, talk about a lucky escape.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,102 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    The A-Team van is totally awesome, obviously.
    Still, I'd imagine it would take some top class negotiating tactics to get a bride to agree to pull up outside the chapel in one.
    May as well go the whole hog at that stage, dress the groom as Face, the bride as that annoying Amy reporter bird who wouldn't feck off.
    I guess the priest would have to be Hannibal and the best man would have to be Murdoch.
    Leaving the bride's maid to be B.A. of course.

    If the A-Team van doesn't cut it you could always go for the Mystery Machine

    This one's pretty lame. There was a much better one on eBay a couple of years ago.
    I bid 3k on it when I was totally wasted one night, talk about a lucky escape.

    You like the A Team then, do ya?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Hagar wrote: »
    Stretch limos? Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacky.

    Just because back in your day you made a penny stretch far.

    Pfffttt.

    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    They are just vulgar.

    But then the working class like shiny things, so whatever keeps them happy.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    What about he recession class? :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Rabies wrote: »
    What about he recession class? :/
    Theres always one to mention it, isn't there.

    Ah, limo's are tacky, but when you're 18, who really has an idea what class is?

    And if they're having fun, why is it an afront to you? If they want to blow there hard earner (or dole money) on a fancy taxi, then why not? Its keeping the limo driver in beer money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    mikemac wrote: »
    You can't buy class

    You can't even rent it for the night either it would appear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    If the A-Team van doesn't cut it you could always go for the Mystery Machine

    The biggest mystery of all is why is there two Velma's in the publicity shot (never mind that one of them (I hope for his/her sake) is a bloke in drag)? :confused:

    http://www.cardifflimos.co.uk/scooby-doo-mystery-machine/images/1_jpg.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    It should be noted these are normally the same people who think getting married in the first place will add a touch of class to their "council house and 6 bastard children" lives in the first place.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Rabies wrote: »
    What about he recession class? :/

    Get back to your hovel peasant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Get back to your hovel peasant.

    I'd ban you... but I can't afford to :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Rabies wrote: »
    Just because back in your day you made a penny stretch far.
    Pennies were a whole lot bigger then.
    You could eat your dinner off them, if you had a dinner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭monellia


    I was unaware that this stereotype was exclusive to women :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    monellia wrote: »
    I was unaware that this stereotype was exclusive to women :rolleyes:

    Well it is in fairness


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    Stretch or not, limos are for assholes anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    The biggest mystery of all is why is there two Velma's in the publicity shot (never mind that one of them (I hope for his/her sake) is a bloke in drag)? :confused:

    http://www.cardifflimos.co.uk/scooby-doo-mystery-machine/images/1_jpg.jpg

    Well spotted sir.
    Incidentally, Daphne looks like she'd get it.
    In fact she looks like she is getting it, from Shaggy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Gives them something to brag about in their bland plastic lives...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,924 ✭✭✭eamon234


    Get this - was at a communion yesterday in an area well known for people of the travelling persuasion - there was a pink stretch Playboy limo. I sh1t you not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Just love the class snobbery going on here..."oh, these vulgar working classes, let them have their tacky limos, while I sit atop my high horse..."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Acacia wrote: »
    Just love the class snobbery going on here..."oh, these vulgar working classes, let them have their tacky limos, while I sit atop my high horse..."

    Lemme guess, The Monk speaking?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Acacia wrote: »
    Just love the class snobbery going on here..."oh, these vulgar working classes, let them have their tacky limos, while I sit atop my high horse..."

    Pfftt, High Horses are soooo last year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Pfftt, High Horses are soooo last year.


    High Donkeys are so this year....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,050 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Lemme guess, The Monk speaking?


    No, it's not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭regob


    Aidric wrote: »
    Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.

    totally agree they are the most tacky things about


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    eamon234 wrote: »
    Get this - was at a communion yesterday in an area well known for people of the travelling persuasion - there was a pink stretch Playboy limo. I sh1t you not.

    Why do you think that would surprise anyone?

    These people are the owners of bad taste right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭Horsefumbler


    Gives them something to brag about in their bland plastic lives...
    rofl so jealous.

    And of what?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭uptheroyals


    a local guy owns the pink hummer, ive been in it, it is tacky as hell!! but then again for hen nights thats wat most of them are looking 4!! but getting a limo for christening, baptism, confermation is just ott!!


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