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Stretch Limos

  • 23-05-2009 06:01PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭


    Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Volvoboy


    Aidric wrote: »
    Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.

    Wha? ah bud wharyamean teyre tacky? I luk bleadin savage in dem, gettin one fer me burd shardin when she gets outa da joy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭towel401


    Aidric wrote: »
    Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc? They are the height of tackyness imo and that novelty horn makes me want to punch the windows in.

    about time someone spoke out against this practice.

    at the end of the day night they are still the same bunch of drunk slappers. no matter how long the car is or how many cylinders its engine has


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    black ones are grand. white ones though... ugh even worse pink ones!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    You can't buy class


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Stretch Hummers *Shudders*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭delllat


    the worst one of all is that converted fire engine full of retards that pumps music and drives window lickers around the city on saturday nights

    I would pay money to see it being blown off the road with :

    http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5352778,00.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A stretched limo is an up-market Hiace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Aidric wrote: »
    Why do some women think these add a touch of class to their hen night/Debs/21st etc?

    Same reason they like Tango-tans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Saw a silver stretch hummer at a communion this morning. A COMMUNION FFS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    phasers wrote: »
    Saw a silver stretch hummer at a communion this morning. A COMMUNION FFS


    I can do one better. Saw one at a baptism. No joke!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Stretch limos, hummers, etc are soooo tacky and passé...
    There is only one classy way to roll these days.

    If you've got a big important event to attend.
    If you want to make an arrival that spells out sophistication and class.
    Then maybe you can hire, the A-Team van.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    mikemac wrote: »
    You can't buy class


    I believe that the Celtic Tiger proved that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    I've seen stretch limos that have ads for the company on the back. If they were tacky anyway, this brings a new level to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Personally haveing been in one I think they are noting special but if it improves your chances of getting her drunk and hence a roide why the hell not!

    But it beats arriving at your wedding on a horse and cart on a p1ss drenched irish day!m or arriving at your debs in a ford fiesta!

    It only works out abot 50 euro each sure the taxi costs that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    Stretch limos, hummers, etc are soooo tacky and passé...
    There is only one classy way to roll these days.

    If you've got a big important event to attend.
    If you want to make an arrival that spells out sophistication and class.
    Then maybe you can hire, the A-Team van.
    i had the a team van for the morning of my wedding. myself,my dad and my best man/groomesmen went down the pub in it, around the town, and then to the church. it was great fun and recomend it to everyone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    Stretch limos, hummers, etc are soooo tacky and passé...
    There is only one classy way to roll these days.

    If you've got a big important event to attend.
    If you want to make an arrival that spells out sophistication and class.
    Then maybe you can hire, the A-Team van.

    w0w.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    black ones are grand. white ones though... ugh even worse pink ones!


    Saw a pink hummer limo parked at a church - it was for first communion!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    It's either a sulky or a stretch limo, there's no in between.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Stretch limos? Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I want to go to my Debs now just so I can turn up in the A-Team van...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    I want an A-team van for my debs too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Stretch limos today, stretch marks tomorrow.

    Meh. Let the wimmins enjoy their night of pleasure before the 40 years of laundry duty commences.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Stretch limos today, stretch marks tomorrow.

    Meh. Let the wimmins enjoy their night of pleasure before the 40 years of laundry duty commences.

    Laundry duty eh? Is that what you kids are calling it these days? Back in my day we called it shaggin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Hmm


    Would one of these slow V8 monster lowriders be tacky?

    15.jpg


    Would be nice for a debs :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Hmm


    Would one of these slow V8 monster lowriders be tacky?

    15.jpg


    Would be nice for a debs :pac:

    Jaysus thats a monster

    Actually, an original delorean would be savage for a debs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    phasers wrote: »
    Jaysus thats a monster

    Actually, an original delorean would be savage for a debs



    Yes, I can imagine driving one of them, with the roof down and the hydraulics at full blast.

    Never seen a low rider round here in Ireland before :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    The tackiest I've seen is one of the local porn stars here in Hamburg. She drives around in a pink lamborghini with her website on the side. It's a sight :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    jester77 wrote: »
    The tackiest I've seen is one of the local porn stars here in Hamburg. She drives around in a pink lamborghini with her website on the side. It's a sight :eek:
    Thats not really tacky tbh, pretty smart marketing
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    jester77 wrote: »
    The tackiest I've seen is one of the local porn stars here in Hamburg. She drives around in a pink lamborghini with her website on the side. It's a sight :eek:

    I think that it's cool that you have local porn stars.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    A little off topic but for my debs I couldn't afford to hire out a limo, and I missed to school bus that was going out to it. So I had to get a taxi to the place which was all the way in Meath. Needless to say, and hour and a half later, here I am in a taxi pulled up next to the place that was holding the debs, with people from my school watching me as I paid the taxi driver. Course It didn't really matter, because it turned out to be a pretty good night.

    Anyway yeah I agree, I hate seeing strech limos driving around with people thinking their so cool in them. Little do they know that nobody would give a damn about them if the limo they were in blew up. Well maybe a few but still


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